Last year some tossers broke into our shed. I saw them and called the police. 'We have nobody available at the moment sir' was their response. I watched these gits for 10 minutes helping themselevs to my tools. I called the police again. 'Nobody available sir, sorry'. I gave it another 2 minutes then I called them back. One of them has a shotgun I told them.
Within 3 minutes the house was surrounded by police. 2 Armed response cars, the Nottinghamshire helicopter, local media. everyone.
One of the police marksmen pointed his sniper rifle at the shed and shouted 'ARMED POLICE. put down your weapon and walk out slowly, backwards with your hands in the air'. One by one these two lads came out. They were arrested and put in the police van.
After a thorough search of my shed, house and garden, the police Inspector came up to me and said, 'I thought you said one of them had a shotgun?'. I thought you said nobody was available was my reply. [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]