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[STEMO]

Pissing down with rain, just a few oldish fellas with their mutts out and about. "Ow do, 'Ows thee dog? She's a right cutie" "Ay up, lad, has thee been t'res (the local reservoir) this aft? Full o' blue green algae. Terrible"
No one had listened to or was interested in the big news. Happy as Larry, they were, living the simple life. 'F**k it' I thought, 'I think this might be my future'.

[scimmy_man]

tha may need `terpreter for`t sutherners

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Pissing down with rain, just a few oldish fellas with their mutts out and about. "Ow do, 'Ows thee dog? She's a right cutie" "Ay up, lad, has thee been t'res (the local reservoir) this aft? Full o' blue green algae. Terrible"
No one had listened to or was interested in the big news. Happy as Larry, they were, living the simple life. 'F**k it' I thought, 'I think this might be my future'.

Young age looks forward. Old age looks back. Middle age looks worried.

[STEMO]

tha may need `terpreter for`t sutherners

Aye. The talk reet funny down there, tha knows.

[STEMO]

Pissing down with rain, just a few oldish fellas with their mutts out and about. "Ow do, 'Ows thee dog? She's a right cutie" "Ay up, lad, has thee been t'res (the local reservoir) this aft? Full o' blue green algae. Terrible"
No one had listened to or was interested in the big news. Happy as Larry, they were, living the simple life. 'F**k it' I thought, 'I think this might be my future'.

Young age looks forward. Old age looks back. Middle age looks worried.

I'm coming to the conclusion that all these old duffers who know nowt, actually don't want to know owt. Better that way.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Pissing down with rain, just a few oldish fellas with their mutts out and about. "Ow do, 'Ows thee dog? She's a right cutie" "Ay up, lad, has thee been t'res (the local reservoir) this aft? Full o' blue green algae. Terrible"
No one had listened to or was interested in the big news. Happy as Larry, they were, living the simple life. 'F**k it' I thought, 'I think this might be my future'.

Young age looks forward. Old age looks back. Middle age looks worried.

I'm coming to the conclusion that all these old duffers who know nowt, actually don't want to know owt. Better that way.

Old people generally don't have much responsibility any more.

[Rangie]

Love walking my dog out this morning at 07.15 for just over an hour didn't see or talk to anyone..
Just how I like it..😉

[STEMO]

Love walking my dog out this morning at 07.15 for just over an hour didn't see or talk to anyone..
Just how I like it..😉

I even like going to Asda now. I put my telephone number into the console on the way in, pick up a bar code reader and of I go. I bleep my way around the store, go to the 'scan and go' checkout, pay and walk out. No need to speak to anyone at all. 

[STEMO]

So....if I've decided to stop thinking about the future.....I should just buy a big, comfortable, polluting car. 
Now you're talking, Stevie, lad.

[Olympia5776]

You know , one of our two dirty diesels is still warm outside and I'm sitting here watching the rain fall ,the stoves blazing burning real black dirty coal , some turf and a big bit of oak on top and I can't see the bottom of the garden for thick smoke . I'ts luverrly .

My new screen background  ....

[scimmy_man]

Love walking my dog out this morning at 07.15 for just over an hour didn't see or talk to anyone..
Just how I like it..😉

I even like going to Asda now. I put my telephone number into the console on the way in, pick up a bar code reader and of I go. I bleep my way around the store, go to the 'scan and go' checkout, pay and walk out. No need to speak to anyone at all. 

I usually flirt with the staff,
its amazing how an old fat bloke looking helpless at a display ALWAYS gets some womans attention
last week looking for the bio yoghurt stuff, I asked someone, she spent the next 20 mins doing my shopping for me, and gave me details of where she lived ....

[STEMO]

You know , one of our two dirty diesels is still warm outside and I'm sitting here watching the rain fall ,the stoves blazing burning real black dirty coal , some turf and a big bit of oak on top and I can't see the bottom of the garden for thick smoke . I'ts luverrly .

My new screen background  ....

[STEMO]

Love walking my dog out this morning at 07.15 for just over an hour didn't see or talk to anyone..
Just how I like it..😉

I even like going to Asda now. I put my telephone number into the console on the way in, pick up a bar code reader and of I go. I bleep my way around the store, go to the 'scan and go' checkout, pay and walk out. No need to speak to anyone at all. 

I usually flirt with the staff,
its amazing how an old fat bloke looking helpless at a display ALWAYS gets some womans attention
last week looking for the bio yoghurt stuff, I asked someone, she spent the next 20 mins doing my shopping for me, and gave me details of where she lived ....

The local asylum? 

[Andy B]

You know , one of our two dirty diesels is still warm outside and I'm sitting here watching the rain fall ,the stoves blazing burning real black dirty coal , some turf and a big bit of oak on top and I can't see the bottom of the garden for thick smoke . I'ts luverrly .

My new screen background  ....

Fantastic .... 
I think that will be my motto for the day week 

[Andy B]

tha may need `terpreter for`t sutherners

Aye. The talk reet funny down there, tha knows.

They talk even funnier in Wigin tha' knows