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General Discussion Area / Re: Ban the christmas smilies
« on: 08 December 2014, 20:03:50 »No ban then?Mention air fresheners and abba and see how calm he really is.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Does anybody know...
« on: 07 December 2014, 20:01:58 »
They had better crabs when STEMO was a lad, must have been all that rationing.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Google
« on: 05 December 2014, 23:44:12 »
But how does google know you are the driver?
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General Discussion Area / Re: Official recognition at last
« on: 04 December 2014, 15:42:22 »Has Dazzle leant you his thermel drawers then?I think they have all gone into hibernation now
Not this callsign. Still riding in -2C
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General Discussion Area / Re: Is it all men....
« on: 24 November 2014, 21:27:26 »
Just had a lump of Aussie Crunch with my coffee, I'd have had more but my blood sugar wouldn't thank me for it.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Been to town
« on: 22 November 2014, 22:21:09 »
He's only got a cob on because the good Mrs STEMO wouldn't let him shoplift it.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Insurance woes getting better.
« on: 20 November 2014, 20:56:34 »You didn't see the pictures on gaybook, it looked like he was trying to recreate the trenches of Flanders.And that's for a pretty big construction where I had to dig down 1.7m !And Mrs DTM didn't have the urge to bury you in concrete
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General Discussion Area / Re: What do I want for Xmas?
« on: 18 November 2014, 20:31:09 »Has the bruising gone yet?I'm sure Mr's TB is quite used to it being there now, may as well leave it there.I was using the same argument with her a few days ago
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General Discussion Area / Re: Utterly useless. (Philishave)
« on: 17 November 2014, 00:54:34 »
If you've got a chin like Bluto it probably will struggle. Have you thought of trying an angle grinder?
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General Discussion Area / Re: Best Corsa owners club?
« on: 07 November 2014, 16:59:56 »Did you see TG's rear window sticker?Remember it's not low enough if you can negotiate a speed bump at above a snail's pace.Oh shit, that means my Chavmobile is low enough
"This cars not lowered. I'm just fat."
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General Discussion Area / Re: Best Corsa owners club?
« on: 07 November 2014, 11:35:02 »
Remember it's not low enough if you can negotiate a speed bump at above a snail's pace.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Best Corsa owners club?
« on: 07 November 2014, 10:34:05 »
I could get TG to put you onto an ebay supplier of qualitee coilovers (and a good osteopath).
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General Discussion Area / Re: tunnie sky help
« on: 06 November 2014, 18:09:15 »
Sounds like sombody's got a bad case of the pink handcuffs.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Best Corsa owners club?
« on: 05 November 2014, 20:06:16 »
Ask Tonygnome he's the corsa expert innit.
He keeps trying to get me to drive his suspensionless shopping trolley.
He keeps trying to get me to drive his suspensionless shopping trolley.