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General Discussion Area / Re: Petrol forecourt fun & games
« on: 04 November 2014, 18:28:43 »
Slap his reg on the station noticeboard and award a prize for the longest he gets delayed for that dodgy brake light bulb.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Expect an outage any time...
« on: 04 November 2014, 11:50:57 »Make him a brew, run his bath, feed Mrs TB's pussy and burn her off a Mama Mia DVD for the downtime.40 mins isn't really long enough for the system to shut down.
Good lord.. how slow is the system and what does it have to do that takes 40 mins!?Even my tiny Atom powered NASs with all the stuff they're lumbered with, or the little AMD N36L system can spin down in less than five..
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Car Parts, bits For Sale & Wanted / Drivers door locking motor unit.
« on: 02 November 2014, 14:28:13 »
Anybody got a drivers door locking unit they wish to part with?
Unlocking with a key in the door is sooo last century.
Unlocking with a key in the door is sooo last century.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Not part of the plan
« on: 31 October 2014, 18:12:59 »Your perversions are spoiling my rant.Not a repeat of last Friday then
So is the fitter arriving in 30minutes. I was mobile an hour after ringing the office
And it's an FSO/Polski Fiat contraption, and sadly in the UK as it's clearly righthand drive
Shudder, Father had one of those. The steering wheel literally came off in his hand. The spokes had snapped off the hub, luckily he was only pottering round the streets at the time.
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General Discussion Area / Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
« on: 31 October 2014, 11:48:42 »
It's that posh the wippet kennel is centrally heated.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Fireworks
« on: 29 October 2014, 19:13:41 »
Has somebody remembered to ban Byron from buying napalm for the OOF celebrations this year?
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General Discussion Area / Re: Vehicle tax by direct debit
« on: 25 October 2014, 21:33:51 »
They should put the prices in £sd for the senile elderly motorist really.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Just been......
« on: 25 October 2014, 21:31:41 »We've more than enough to go round mate, plus Bolton it the home of the speed bump on a speed bump just in case the first didn't cause enough suspension damage.I'd be interested to see how well (or not) my R Class did 'off road' ....... obviously tyres play a huge part & I only have road tyres on it ..... but it does have plenty of ground clearance.You drive it round Bolton don't you? The state the council leave the roads in it's pretty much the same as green laning.
Too true ....... and if I miss a pot hole in Bolton, I'm sure that there'll be one in Bury I'll get!
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General Discussion Area / Re: Just been......
« on: 25 October 2014, 19:29:45 »I'd be interested to see how well (or not) my R Class did 'off road' ....... obviously tyres play a huge part & I only have road tyres on it ..... but it does have plenty of ground clearance.You drive it round Bolton don't you? The state the council leave the roads in it's pretty much the same as green laning.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Calcutta call centre scam...
« on: 15 October 2014, 22:34:53 »
Asking the faulty windows brigade if they could reputty the fronts or fit double glazing tends to tie em in a knot.
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General Discussion Area / Re: spitfire
« on: 14 October 2014, 14:43:10 »Ahh the hammer and oil can school of maintenance.Interesting how that machined pin wouldnt fit as his hand heat had made it expand a nats fskin too much
Needed a bigger hammer .........
"If it moves, oil it. If it doesn't move hit it till it does then oil it."
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General Discussion Area / Re: Manchester airport or near rendezvoux ideas
« on: 11 October 2014, 17:37:30 »
Trafford Centre isn't a million miles from the airport, not a huge detour from the M6, full of cafe/eateries and you certainly can't miss it from the M60.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Will they or won't they?
« on: 10 October 2014, 21:49:26 »
Got some new ear warmers have we Jaime?
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General Discussion Area / Re: Light fittings for garage
« on: 06 October 2014, 21:16:58 »
Explosion proof fittings may be worth thinking about.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Windows 10 out today.
« on: 03 October 2014, 23:11:28 »
Bit of a reg edit and it's even working on my old netbook.
Only had it running for a couple of hours but it seems fine on this little Atom with 2 gig of ram.
Only had it running for a couple of hours but it seems fine on this little Atom with 2 gig of ram.