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STMO's next thread.
« on: 24 March 2015, 20:02:47 »

The old boy has already thrilled us all with an in-depth look at curtains and blinds.

What next, I wonder?... ;)


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Re: STMO's next thread.
« Reply #1 on: 24 March 2015, 20:04:26 »

Easiest way to get a car on bricks so you can nab the wheels   ::)
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Re: STMO's next thread.
« Reply #2 on: 24 March 2015, 20:12:13 »

How to blow up a garage and blame it on "that gas cylinder"....































....what?!   Too soon ::)
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Re: STMO's next thread.
« Reply #3 on: 24 March 2015, 20:15:31 »

SAGA insurance quotes  :D

Stannah stair lifts  ;D

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Re: STMO's next thread.
« Reply #4 on: 24 March 2015, 20:38:08 »

Incontinence knickers?  ;D
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Re: STMO's next thread.
« Reply #5 on: 24 March 2015, 20:38:36 »

Incontinence pants  ;D ;D ;D  Must type quicker
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« Reply #6 on: 24 March 2015, 20:54:57 »

Daewoo OAP's forum  :P
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Re: STMO's next thread.
« Reply #7 on: 24 March 2015, 20:58:33 »

Bed Linen ;)
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« Reply #8 on: 24 March 2015, 21:07:10 »

Large buttoned mobile phones  ;D
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Re: STMO's next thread.
« Reply #9 on: 24 March 2015, 21:14:00 »

Pre-paid funerals?
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« Reply #10 on: 24 March 2015, 21:25:28 »

Fifty shades of beige.
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Re: STMO's next thread.
« Reply #11 on: 24 March 2015, 21:26:52 »

Soft furnishings and lampshades?
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Re: STMO's next thread.
« Reply #12 on: 24 March 2015, 21:32:48 »

Tena for men?
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Re: STMO's next thread.
« Reply #13 on: 24 March 2015, 21:34:43 »

Thinking about having a colostomy bag fitted.  ::)
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Re: STMO's next thread.
« Reply #14 on: 24 March 2015, 21:39:02 »

Well he already drives a green Daewoo with a beige interior, so my money is on jelly and it's ease of consumption :D
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