Little white mouse was running along the bank of a huge lake in africa when he sees a rhino in the water. " OI, u,get outa that water now!" he shouts.
The rhino shrugs his shoulders and starts to come out. " Ach,get back in,its ok,its ok!" shouts the mouse and runs off.
Next he comes across a hippo. " Oi!, Fatty,outa the water now! "
The hippo shrugs his shoulders and starts to come out. " break it !" shouts the mouse " go back in go back in!" and off he runs again.
Next he sees an elephant. " Oi! You!! Get your arse outta that water right now!!"
The elephant cant believe his ears but starts to come out anyway. Once again the mouse shouts over " Get back in,get back in!"
All the while a big lion sitting under a tree has been watching this and roars over to the mouse.
" Here you,what the hell you doing shouting at everyone and telling them to get out the water?"
The mouse looks over and says..." some b*&!*%*s stole my trunks!"
i'll get my coat.
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