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[TheBoy]

A sad day Mr Opti!    Your fling with the teutonic beast was short but hopefully sweet and I bet torrid at times!!   

I hope the MV6 is forgiving........ You cheating bastid!!!   

She is refusing to take her radio code.

Remember the sequence, it has to be:
Ign On
Radio Off
Press and hold AS, and turn Radio on

(ie, the ign has to be on BEFORE turning radio on).

If you're getting to point of entering code, but its not accepted, then its the wrong code

HTH

[Andy B]

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I've assured her that I shall never again be seduced by the 'creamy torque filled thighs' of the big-titted german fraulein.

That was a very quick V8 affair 

Any particular reason?

Read the thread, you might get a clue 

I was on my phone ...... didn't read it all.      I'd have thouht that Mr Opti would've been able to find an account with a spare few grand in it to appease the tax man 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

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I've assured her that I shall never again be seduced by the 'creamy torque filled thighs' of the big-titted german fraulein.

That was a very quick V8 affair 

Any particular reason?

Read the thread, you might get a clue 

I was on my phone ...... didn't read it all.      I'd have thouht that Mr Opti would've been able to find an account with a spare few grand in it to appease the tax man 

Think almost £12,000 in total .....the sale of the CLS being the first payment.

Never again will I use the 'Ken Dodd' method of tax calculation.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

A sad day Mr Opti!    Your fling with the teutonic beast was short but hopefully sweet and I bet torrid at times!!   

I hope the MV6 is forgiving........ You cheating bastid!!!   

She is refusing to take her radio code.

Remember the sequence, it has to be:
Ign On
Radio Off
Press and hold AS, and turn Radio on

(ie, the ign has to be on BEFORE turning radio on).

If you're getting to point of entering code, but its not accepted, then its the wrong code

HTH

Ths bastard refuses to 'beep'.

Not only does Mrs Opti hate me now, but so does my MV6.  

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

A sad day Mr Opti!    Your fling with the teutonic beast was short but hopefully sweet and I bet torrid at times!!   

I hope the MV6 is forgiving........ You cheating bastid!!!   

She is refusing to take her radio code.

The grief you people go through to retain an unreliable, outdated piece of GM memorabilia. Buy a new GM, one with a proper badge on the front.

How very dare you.

I'll have you know that 'Omega technology' is cutting edge.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Not only does Mrs Opti hate me now, but so does my MV6.  

Did Mrs Opti ever get her new kitchen?   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Not only does Mrs Opti hate me now, but so does my MV6.  

Did Mrs Opti ever get her new kitchen?   

Nope........and I can't see it happening in the near (50 year) future.

[Sir Tigger KC]

There you go then....   

[omega3000]

The grief you people go through to retain an unreliable, outdated piece of GM memorabilia

But there would not be any Oof if we all crushed our Omega's  The swear box comes in handy for holidays 

[TheBoy]

A sad day Mr Opti!    Your fling with the teutonic beast was short but hopefully sweet and I bet torrid at times!!   

I hope the MV6 is forgiving........ You cheating bastid!!!   

She is refusing to take her radio code.

Remember the sequence, it has to be:
Ign On
Radio Off
Press and hold AS, and turn Radio on

(ie, the ign has to be on BEFORE turning radio on).

If you're getting to point of entering code, but its not accepted, then its the wrong code

HTH

Ths bastard refuses to 'beep'.

Not only does Mrs Opti hate me now, but so does my MV6.  

That's usually a sign of pressing and holding AS, and turning ign on to turn radio on.

Before you start, the ign needs to be on, and the radio needs to be off. That is critical.

If you have already entered a code, and it didn't accept it, you may also be in a wait period.

[Taxi_Driver]

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I've assured her that I shall never again be seduced by the 'creamy torque filled thighs' of the big-titted german fraulein.

That was a very quick V8 affair 

Any particular reason?

Read the thread, you might get a clue 

I was on my phone ...... didn't read it all.      I'd have thouht that Mr Opti would've been able to find an account with a spare few grand in it to appease the tax man 

Think almost £12,000 in total .....the sale of the CLS being the first payment.

Never again will I use the 'Ken Dodd' method of tax calculation.

I had a tax bill like that many moons ago......my accountant advised me the best way to pay it....and that was take out a personal loan for £12k....then lend the money to my company.....at a ridiculous interest rate....summat to with being tax deductable and payments to me for loan repayments with huge interest, not being taxable.....i didnt pay anyway near the £12k bill (well i did, but got loads of tax free cash out the company instead, if you see what i mean).

Helps when your accountant is yer bro