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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Doctor Gollum on 19 March 2020, 11:35:20
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Currently, you're more likely to own an L320 RRS than you are to have bat flu... globally speaking ;)
250,000 versus 230,000. Ish.
As the numbers stand, assume that everyone in Brighton and Hove has caught bat flu. Everyone in Hove has recovered, and everyone living in the marina has died.
Nobody else has it. Anywhere.
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There are 1.6 popes per square mile in Vatican City. ;D
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The chances of being on a 'plane with one bomb on board is many millions to one.
The chances of being on a 'plane with two bombs on board is many billions to one.
So if/when the airlines ever start flying again you'll be much safer from terrorism if you take your own bomb with you ::)
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Does anyone know anyone who has caught the Wuhan flu? ??? :-\
I mean someone you actually know, like a friend, relative, colleague, acquaintance etc. ;)
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Does anyone know anyone who has caught the Wuhan flu? ??? :-\
I mean someone you actually know, like a friend, relative, colleague, acquaintance etc. ;)
My dog seems a bit off colour :-\
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Does anyone know anyone who has caught the Wuhan flu? ??? :-\
I mean someone you actually know, like a friend, relative, colleague, acquaintance etc. ;)
Michel Barnier. Is he batty?
It is early days to know someone. Give it a few weeks and ask again.
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Does anyone know anyone who has caught the Wuhan flu? ??? :-\
I mean someone you actually know, like a friend, relative, colleague, acquaintance etc. ;)
A very good point sir, it's about numbers, at the moment you've as much chance of getting chinqy flu, as buying 9 bog rolls from Tesco. :)
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The sales of ice cream on the beaches of Australia directly correlate with the numbers of shark attacks.
Ban sales of ice cream....And no more shark bites...
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We are only a couple of weeks behind Italy , so unless there is some kind of miracle thousands more will die , some morons assume by sticking their heads in the sand it won't happen to them or someone they know/love, it will it's happening every day.
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Does anyone know anyone who has caught the Wuhan flu? ??? :-\
I mean someone you actually know, like a friend, relative, colleague, acquaintance etc. ;)
Not definitively, but I'm 99% sure that one my team had it (along with her OH and 2 kids). I say not definitively as, although they had all the symptoms, none of them are/were ill enough to go to hospital, so they weren't tested for it.
Then again, he's the landlord of one of the busiest pubs in Northampton so, before it closed he probably interacted with more people every day than I do in a year!
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The symptoms are vague enough in severity to not be certain.
I feel like I have a temperature - feel cold and clammy, glands are up slightly as well, but no cough. Have spent most of the week in bed asleep.
Batflu, fatigue or depression... You decide :-\
No I won't be bothering the doctor.
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Hope you're better soon DG ;)
i'm sure plenty are in similar situations ,
I think it;s going to be a long time before Covid 19 testing filters down to the cannon fodder man on the street :(
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Take care DG, hope you feel better soon :y
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The chances of being on a 'plane with one bomb on board is many millions to one.
The chances of being on a 'plane with two bombs on board is many billions to one.
So if/when the airlines ever start flying again you'll be much safer from terrorism if you take your own bomb with you ::)
If your 'time is up' then your 'time is up' so there's nothing you can do about it, it's your turn in the queue.
....but what if it's the Pilots turn. :-\
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The chances of being on a 'plane with one bomb on board is many millions to one.
The chances of being on a 'plane with two bombs on board is many billions to one.
So if/when the airlines ever start flying again you'll be much safer from terrorism if you take your own bomb with you ::)
If your 'time is up' then your 'time is up' so there's nothing you can do about it, it's your turn in the queue.
....but what if it's the Pilots turn. :-\
Yes, when your name is on the 'bullet' there is no escape. That is also true if the pilot of your plane has his number come up; if you are not meant to die, then you will not and will walk away, parachute out, from the crash, as a number have over the decades. ;)
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Jump out of an aeroplane without a parachute, Lizzie, then you'll see who decides when your time is up.
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Does anyone know anyone who has caught the Wuhan flu? ??? :-\
I mean someone you actually know, like a friend, relative, colleague, acquaintance etc. ;)
My dog seems a bit off colour :-\
How can you tell what colour it is. It's covered in fur. :)
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Jump out of an aeroplane without a parachute, Lizzie, then you'll see who decides when your time is up.
Hello !
Lockdown , that's unnecessary travel Uncle Stemo
plus the planes are grounded as well as the people ;D :D
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The symptoms are vague enough in severity to not be certain.
I feel like I have a temperature - feel cold and clammy, glands are up slightly as well, but no cough. Have spent most of the week in bed asleep.
Batflu, fatigue or depression... You decide :-\
No I won't be bothering the doctor.
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You've done the right thing only time to contact emergency services/doctor is if your breathing is severely affected ,although with the present lack of respiratory equipment I wouldn't build hopes to high. If we follow Italy's way of work within the ICU department anyone of the age of 65 is just sedated, as the younger patients are more deserving of life saving equipment.
Hope you feel a lot better soon DG.
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Jump out of an aeroplane without a parachute, Lizzie, then you'll see who decides when your time is up.
But some have. During WW2 a rear gunner from a Lancaster fell 18,000 feet without a parachute and survived, along with an American who fell 22,000 without his chute and survived. In more recent times, in 1972, an air stewardess fell 30,000, albeit in the tail of the airliner that broke up in flight. There are a few other examples in the records.
So it CAN happen when your God decides that it should! 8) 8) :D :D ;)
I personally though have had enough very, very near misses whilst driving, or stationary, not to wish tempting God to call it by jumping out of an aircraft deliberately without a chute!! :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;)
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God is killing people with coronavirus then. What a bastard.
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How many people that they are telling us died of CV-19 would have died in due course anyway? ???
Or to put it another way how many have died with CV-19, but something else actually finished them off? :-\
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How many people that they are telling us died of CV-19 would have died in due course anyway? ???
Or to put it another way how many have died with CV-19, but something else actually finished them off? :-\
I reckon all of them would have died in due course. :P
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Hope you're better soon DG ;)
i'm sure plenty are in similar situations ,
I think it;s going to be a long time before Covid 19 testing filters down to the cannon fodder man on the street :(
Yes Dave, we still have loads of minor royals and celebs to do first. :D
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Hope you're better soon DG ;)
i'm sure plenty are in similar situations ,
I think it;s going to be a long time before Covid 19 testing filters down to the cannon fodder man on the street :(
Yes Dave, we still have loads of minor royals and calebs to do first. :D
Whose Caleb? Sounds like one of them Dingles off Emmerdale.
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I just hope the virus lasts long enough that they run out of Eastenders and Corrie to inflict upon us.
Every cloud.
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Hope you're better soon DG ;)
i'm sure plenty are in similar situations ,
I think it;s going to be a long time before Covid 19 testing filters down to the cannon fodder man on the street :(
Yes Dave, we still have loads of minor royals and calebs to do first. :D
Whose Caleb? Sounds like one of them Dingles off Emmerdale.
Damn, thought i'd edited it before anyone noticed. :-[. Trust that bloody hawkeyed Barnsley boy to notice. ;D
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Hope you're better soon DG ;)
i'm sure plenty are in similar situations ,
I think it;s going to be a long time before Covid 19 testing filters down to the cannon fodder man on the street :(
Yes Dave, we still have loads of minor royals and calebs to do first. :D
Whose Caleb? Sounds like one of them Dingles off Emmerdale.
Damn, thought i'd edited it before anyone noticed. :-[. Trust that bloody hawkeyed Barnsley boy to notice. ;D
He really is a pain in the arse. :)
Once he has 'walked the whippet' he has too much time on his hands. :)
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Hope you're better soon DG ;)
i'm sure plenty are in similar situations ,
I think it;s going to be a long time before Covid 19 testing filters down to the cannon fodder man on the street :(
Yes Dave, we still have loads of minor royals and calebs to do first. :D
Whose Caleb? Sounds like one of them Dingles off Emmerdale.
Damn, thought i'd edited it before anyone noticed. :-[. Trust that bloody hawkeyed Barnsley boy to notice. ;D
I'd really like him to be a pain in my arse. :)
Once he has 'walked the whippet' he has too much time on his hands. :)
:-*
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God is killing people with coronavirus then. What a bastard.
Yep, and to think he gave them life ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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How many people that they are telling us died of CV-19 would have died in due course anyway? ???
Or to put it another way how many have died with CV-19, but something else actually finished them off? :-\
Indeed, and we all should remember a lot of us die from all types of reasons anyway, including the national cull of, on,average, 17-20,000 per year from your usual flue ;)
500,000+ on top of that will die from illness, accident and old age / time is up! :'( :'(
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The symptoms are vague enough in severity to not be certain.
I feel like I have a temperature - feel cold and clammy, glands are up slightly as well, but no cough. Have spent most of the week in bed asleep.
Batflu, fatigue or depression... You decide :-\
No I won't be bothering the doctor.
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You've done the right thing only time to contact emergency services/doctor is if your breathing is severely affected ,although with the present lack of respiratory equipment I wouldn't build hopes to high. If we follow Italy's way of work within the ICU department anyone of the age of 65 is just sedated, as the younger patients are more deserving of life saving equipment.
Hope you feel a lot better soon DG.
60. And if you are male, over 60 and smoke, and have any risk factors, being on a ventilator will only prolong the agony. Probably.
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A right ray of sunshine you lot are. ;D
I came on here to cheer me up, think I'll go back to YouTube lol. ;D Just watched some guy piss off enthusiasts from two devout following car brands. He stuck a Ferrari engine in a Mustang, thus annoying both camps. :D
Anyway, I'll be 58 on Tuesday .......... do you think I'll make it. I'm in a bit of a dodgy area age wise now. :) I won't use a laughing smiley in case I don't. :-[
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A right ray of sunshine you lot are. ;D
I came on here to cheer me up, think I'll go back to YouTube lol. ;D Just watched some guy piss off enthusiasts from two devout following car brands. He stuck a Ferrari engine in a Mustang, thus annoying both camps. :D
Anyway, I'll be 58 on Tuesday .......... do you think I'll make it. I'm in a bit of a dodgy area age wise now. :) I won't use a laughing smiley in case I don't. :-[
If you want something to smile about and give you hope, the oldest man in the UK / World was 112 years old today!
Just think what he has been through and survived since 1908! 8) 8) :D :D :y
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A right ray of sunshine you lot are. ;D
I came on here to cheer me up, think I'll go back to YouTube lol. ;D Just watched some guy piss off enthusiasts from two devout following car brands. He stuck a Ferrari engine in a Mustang, thus annoying both camps. :D
Anyway, I'll be 58 on Tuesday .......... do you think I'll make it. I'm in a bit of a dodgy area age wise now. :) I won't use a laughing smiley in case I don't. :-[
If you want something to smile about and give you hope, the oldest man in the UK / World was 112 years old today!
Just think what he has been through and survived since 1908! 8) 8) :D :D :y
STMO was 112 when he first joined the forum.
I suppose that could be 112 Liverpool years. :)
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Was that the first time he joined the forum or...…..? :D ;D ;D
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A right ray of sunshine you lot are. ;D
I came on here to cheer me up, think I'll go back to YouTube lol. ;D Just watched some guy piss off enthusiasts from two devout following car brands. He stuck a Ferrari engine in a Mustang, thus annoying both camps. :D
Anyway, I'll be 58 on Tuesday .......... do you think I'll make it. I'm in a bit of a dodgy area age wise now. :) I won't use a laughing smiley in case I don't. :-[
If you want something to smile about and give you hope, the oldest man in the UK / World was 112 years old today!
Just think what he has been through and survived since 1908! 8) 8) :D :D :y
STMO was 112 when he first joined the forum.
I suppose that could be 112 Liverpool years. :)
I must admit, there are days when I feel it.
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A right ray of sunshine you lot are. ;D
I came on here to cheer me up, think I'll go back to YouTube lol. ;D Just watched some guy piss off enthusiasts from two devout following car brands. He stuck a Ferrari engine in a Mustang, thus annoying both camps. :D
Anyway, I'll be 58 on Tuesday .......... do you think I'll make it. I'm in a bit of a dodgy area age wise now. :) I won't use a laughing smiley in case I don't. :-[
If you want something to smile about and give you hope, the oldest man in the UK / World was 112 years old today!
Just think what he has been through and survived since 1908! 8) 8) :D :D :y
STMO was 112 when he first joined the forum.
I suppose that could be 112 Liverpool years. :)
I must admit, there are days when I feel it.
As long as you don't look it! ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Anyway, I'll be 58 on Tuesday .......... do you think I'll make it. I'm in a bit of a dodgy area age wise now. :) I won't use a laughing smiley in case I don't. :-[
Happy Birthday ,
remember ...
Alcohol kills the Virus ;D
Have a Great day :y
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Anyway, I'll be 58 on Tuesday .......... do you think I'll make it. I'm in a bit of a dodgy area age wise now. :) I won't use a laughing smiley in case I don't. :-[
Happy Birthday ,
remember ...
Alcohol kills the Virus ;D
Have a Great day :y
Thank you Dave, much appreciated. :y Seems strange, the family had to send me birthday wishes via WhatsApp video calling. :)
I'll toast it with a Brandy later for medicinal purposes. :y