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[dave the builder]

I for one am quite prepared to pay the £30 fine rather than "go out and exercise for an hour" 

You can work up quite a sweat in the bedroom.

If she needs further exercise send her down to get you a beer.

A whole hour though,  I googled it and that's 60 minutes      

[STEMO]

I for one am quite prepared to pay the £30 fine rather than "go out and exercise for an hour" 

You can work up quite a sweat in the bedroom.

If she needs further exercise send her down to get you a beer.

A whole hour though,  I googled it and that's 60 minutes      

It doesn't have to be continuous, though. I could fit about 3 'bedroom exercises' into an hour, at an average of 20 seconds per exercise and 19 minutes 40 seconds rest. 

[BazaJT]

20 seconds does thatinclude time for the cigarette afterwards?

[BazaJT]

Last week there was a petrol station at the other side of town from me that was at £139.9p for unleaded and there's a Tesco petrol station and an Esso one less than a mile from it!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

20 seconds does thatinclude time for the cigarette afterwards?

When I was 18 or 19 that was about right.

Any notch on the bedpost was good news. Regular visits to the clap clinic would often follow.

[Doctor Gollum]

20 seconds does thatinclude time for the cigarette afterwards?

When I was 18 or 19 that was about right.

Any notch on the bedpost was good news. Regular visits to the clap clinic would often follow.

Being completely wasted helps

[STEMO]

Here's the updated list of places to close, now been passed into law:

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/further-businesses-and-premises-to-close/further-businesses-and-premises-to-close-guidance

[Sir Tigger KC]

Here's the updated list of places to close, now been passed into law:

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/further-businesses-and-premises-to-close/further-businesses-and-premises-to-close-guidance

Massage Parlours.... 

[STEMO]

Here's the updated list of places to close, now been passed into law:

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/further-businesses-and-premises-to-close/further-businesses-and-premises-to-close-guidance

Massage Parlours.... 

Bet you've seen the inside of more than a few of them 

[BazaJT]

Pizza/kebab shop near me is open[possibly for delivered orders only]but given its recent hygiene rating its probably the safest place in town as the virus wouldn't want to go in there

[Rangie]

Pizza/kebab shop near me is open[possibly for delivered orders only]but given its recent hygiene rating its probably the safest place in town as the virus wouldn't want to go in there

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Like the majority of them, wouldn't go near one myself.

[dave the builder]

New petition to sign to help with social distancing and staying in 
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[YZ250]

New petition to sign to help with social distancing and staying in 
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Yep, that might work. 

[Andy B]

New petition to sign to help with social distancing and staying in 
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[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Has TB changed his name to Peter Mauder ?