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Re: I'm off....
« Reply #1 on: 29 March 2020, 21:14:46 »

Given that everyone else seems to be guessing as to how to deal with the virus I suppose his guess is as good as any...…...nearly :D
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« Reply #2 on: 29 March 2020, 21:18:43 »

I am sure that the 94 people who have had it in Belarus may disagree. Or not.  ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 29 March 2020, 21:25:55 »

I don't drink any more which, I think, is a good thing. When I did drink, I threw the clock out of the window. Day or night, I'd find it.
This lockdown would have turned into a three month bender.


I'm starting to feel sorry I stopped.  ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 29 March 2020, 21:28:25 »

And if I'd known that Belarusian football was happening, I'd have probably had a bet. The team with the funny name to beat the team with the even funnier name. 2-1.  ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 30 March 2020, 02:16:46 »

Drinking lots of vodka in the sauna.  What could possibly go wrong?   :-\                                    ::)                                     ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 30 March 2020, 13:00:38 »

Drinking lots of vodka in the sauna. What could possibly go wrong?   :-\                                    ::)                                     ;D

Sharing a sauna with 5 big men.

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« Reply #7 on: 30 March 2020, 13:30:44 »

Drinking lots of vodka in the sauna. What could possibly go wrong?   :-\                                    ::)                                     ;D

Sharing a sauna with 5 big men who are drinking lots of vodka.  :o

FTFY M'lud.  :)
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« Reply #8 on: 30 March 2020, 14:37:13 »

Drinking lots of vodka in the sauna. What could possibly go wrong?   :-\                                    ::)                                     ;D

Sharing a sauna with 5 big men who are drinking lots of vodka.  :o

FTFY M'lud.  :)

Yes. Sharing a sauna with 5 nubile 'scandi girls' sounds preferable to me. :)
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« Reply #9 on: 30 March 2020, 14:38:59 »

In Belarus it's hard to tell who's who. The women look like Russian tank drivers.
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« Reply #10 on: 30 March 2020, 14:40:30 »

In Belarus it's hard to tell who's who. The women look like Russian tank drivers.

I understand the same is true of Barnsley ladies. ::)
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« Reply #11 on: 30 March 2020, 14:41:27 »

In Belarus it's hard to tell who's who. The women look like Russian tank drivers.

I understand the same is true of Barnsley ladies. ::)
They're not quite so attractive.
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« Reply #12 on: 30 March 2020, 21:28:14 »

As a side order, to help you make your mind up to go.
 https://elitemailorderbrides.com/belarusian-women/
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« Reply #13 on: 30 March 2020, 21:46:07 »

As a side order, to help you make your mind up to go.
 https://elitemailorderbrides.com/belarusian-women/
how much is postage and packing ?
can you try for 30 days for free and get a full refund  :-\
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« Reply #14 on: 30 March 2020, 23:04:52 »

North Korea is the place to be at the moment. They say they have no cases of coronavirus. They might be telling the truth as no-one enters or leaves the place, so it may not have arrived there.
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« Reply #15 on: 30 March 2020, 23:45:29 »

North Korea is the place to be at the moment. They say they have no cases of coronavirus. They might be telling the truth as no-one enters or leaves the place, so it may not have arrived there.
Where do you think the Chinese got the bat that bit the fish that the man ate from? :D
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