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[78bex]

Noticed an older gent early  yesterday morning on Portsdown,  doing what he could to recover the wind blown litter from the  bushes on the slopes.
I went up jogging, but got involved in this impromptu litter pick.
The old boy was really amusin & was talking with a lot of naval parlance thrown-in.
Floggin the litter bugs seemed to be top of his list 
Closely followed by the brigg, for careless dog walkers leaving dog poop about for all & sundry to discover. But he reserved shooting for the  travellers who occasionally invade the place
 

[Andy B]

 ...... and the problem with his suggestions are? 

[Doctor Gollum]

...... and the problem with his suggestions are? 

Nothing perspective can't/won't sort out

[Mister Rog]

That all seems pretty reasonable to me  , though I could probably add a few things 

[biggriffin]

Were do we vote for these, policy's

[TheBoy]

Vote for TB to be next president of the UK

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Vote for TB to be next president of the UK

You'd make that 'pathetic leftie' Donald trump seem like Mary Poppins.

[Kevin Wood]

Vote for TB to be next president of the UK

You'd make that 'pathetic leftie' Donald trump seem like Mary Poppins.

I know a bloke who supplies bricks (one at a time) if he wants to build a wall, too.

[STEMO]

Vote for TB to be next president of the UK

You'd make that 'pathetic leftie' Donald trump seem like Mary Poppins.

I'm afraid to admit, I'd make Hitler look benevolent.

[biggriffin]

Vote for TB to be next president of the UK

Best we start the campaign now.
How I don't know, as lots of us oof'ers don't do social media.
Can I be minister for transport. 

[Bigron]

If you ever manage to catch and challenge these "miscreants", the best you get will be "I pay my taxes for people to clear it up, so why should I?"
Of course, this misses the point completely so perhaps we should turn them into more useful citizens by dismantling them for organ donation?   

Ron.

[Mister Rog]

If you ever manage to catch and challenge these "miscreants", the best you get will be "I pay my taxes for people to clear it up, so why should I?"
Of course, this misses the point completely so perhaps we should turn them into more useful citizens by dismantling them for organ donation?   

Ron.

Good call          


I go to France quite often and it is very noticable that there is very little litter on the streets. Now some would say that this is because they have more street cleaners, and they probably do. BUT, the observant will notice that people simple don't just drop their crap on the floor. They are tidier. EXCEPT for dogsh*$t. It's everywhere.

[McBandy]

If you ever manage to catch and challenge these "miscreants", the best you get will be "I pay my taxes for people to clear it up, so why should I?"
Of course, this misses the point completely so perhaps we should turn them into more useful citizens by dismantling them for organ donation?   

Ron.

Good call          


I go to France quite often and it is very noticable that there is very little litter on the streets. Now some would say that this is because they have more street cleaners, and they probably do. BUT, the observant will notice that people simple don't just drop their crap on the floor. They are tidier. EXCEPT for dogsh*$t. It's everywhere.

That sounds like Sweden, except it's not dog dirt it's the dirty bastard Swedes spitting everywhere!

[TheBoy]

We need to shoot more mongrels here. But do-gooders moan about that, so that's our first starting point.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Why do dog owners bag up their dogs poop and then hang it in a tree or off a gate or something like that?