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Author Topic: For the 'quicker' drivers...  (Read 1716 times)

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chrisgixer

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Re: For the 'quicker' drivers...
« Reply #15 on: 10 June 2014, 12:37:05 »

Yep. You've all had a very hard time. Now that's "over" heres some big stick to keep you going, while we carry on failing in public services, including roads. We cant implement the last piece of legislation on middle lane road hogging but no matter, hers some more blah blah...

Whatever.
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05omegav6

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Re: For the 'quicker' drivers...
« Reply #16 on: 10 June 2014, 12:44:15 »

Ah, ok, see what you mean....
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chrisgixer

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Re: For the 'quicker' drivers...
« Reply #17 on: 10 June 2014, 12:52:25 »

There's a slightly increased police presence since spring. To be fair.
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Stemo

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Re: For the 'quicker' drivers...
« Reply #18 on: 10 June 2014, 13:13:41 »

Yeah because a gay Daewoo front wheel drive pretend off road pile of shite is a real "proper" car isn't it. NOT !

In fact, it so "proper" he changes it more often than his underpants at the cost of £500 a pop.

Sound advice from management as usual ::) ;D
Calm down, calm down. ;D
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Stemo

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Re: For the 'quicker' drivers...
« Reply #19 on: 10 June 2014, 13:14:49 »

There's a slightly increased police presence since spring. To be fair.
Around Reading maybe. Necessary, I should think.
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chrisgixer

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Re: For the 'quicker' drivers...
« Reply #20 on: 10 June 2014, 13:16:51 »

There's a slightly increased police presence since spring. To be fair.
Around Reading maybe. Necessary, I should think.

No idea about Reading, but probably. I'm talking about traffic plod between Wo kingham and Slough on the m4. You know, some relevance to the topic. ;)
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Stemo

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Re: For the 'quicker' drivers...
« Reply #21 on: 10 June 2014, 13:20:13 »

There's a slightly increased police presence since spring. To be fair.
Around Reading maybe. Necessary, I should think.

No idea about Reading, but probably. I'm talking about traffic plod between Wo kingham and Slough on the m4. You know, some relevance to the topic. ;)
Relevance? When did you start doing that?  ;D
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chrisgixer

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Re: For the 'quicker' drivers...
« Reply #22 on: 10 June 2014, 13:22:16 »

Apparently I'm a religious Dr, so ages ago, I guess. :P
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Stemo

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Re: For the 'quicker' drivers...
« Reply #23 on: 10 June 2014, 13:25:10 »

Apparently I'm a religious Dr, so ages ago, I guess. :P
More like a bleedin witch doctor. If your omega won't start, do you stick pins in a toy one?
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chrisgixer

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Re: For the 'quicker' drivers...
« Reply #24 on: 10 June 2014, 13:26:15 »

Apparently I'm a religious Dr, so ages ago, I guess. :P
More like a bleedin witch doctor. If your omega won't start, do you stick pins in a toy one?

No I leave that to Readings scroats.
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Stemo

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Re: For the 'quicker' drivers...
« Reply #25 on: 10 June 2014, 13:27:53 »

Apparently I'm a religious Dr, so ages ago, I guess. :P
More like a bleedin witch doctor. If your omega won't start, do you stick pins in a toy one?

No I leave that to Readings scroats.
If you were a doctor, you'd know that it's scrotum, not scroatum.  :P
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chrisgixer

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Re: For the 'quicker' drivers...
« Reply #26 on: 10 June 2014, 13:29:51 »

Apparently I'm a religious Dr, so ages ago, I guess. :P
More like a bleedin witch doctor. If your omega won't start, do you stick pins in a toy one?

No I leave that to Readings scroats.
If you were a doctor, you'd know that it's scrotum, not scroatum.  :P

I couldn't be arzed to correct it.
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Stemo

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Re: For the 'quicker' drivers...
« Reply #27 on: 10 June 2014, 13:30:49 »

Apparently I'm a religious Dr, so ages ago, I guess. :P
More like a bleedin witch doctor. If your omega won't start, do you stick pins in a toy one?

No I leave that to Readings scroats.
If you were a doctor, you'd know that it's scrotum, not scroatum.  :P

I couldn't be arzed to correct it.
If you were a proper doctor, I wouldn't be able to read your posts.

Oh...hang on.... ;D
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chrisgixer

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Re: For the 'quicker' drivers...
« Reply #28 on: 10 June 2014, 13:32:33 »

Apparently I'm a religious Dr, so ages ago, I guess. :P
More like a bleedin witch doctor. If your omega won't start, do you stick pins in a toy one?

No I leave that to Readings scroats.
If you were a doctor, you'd know that it's scrotum, not scroatum.  :P

I couldn't be arzed to correct it.
If you were a proper doctor, I wouldn't be able to read your posts.

Oh...hang on.... ;D

Off to spec savers with you then. I'm a Dr, not an optician. Apparently. 
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Re: For the 'quicker' drivers...
« Reply #29 on: 10 June 2014, 18:15:58 »

Yes, the recession is over, but nobodies noticed as wages in real terms are still dropping. :(

Credit is getting easier, so fields full of Daewoos can be sold at knockdown prices. :)

No doubt someone on here will tell me to BOGOF and he's right; 2 Daewoos, Buy One and Get One Free just to get rid of them. ;D ;D ;D
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