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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've just returned from a visit to my local health centre. Apparently, all men over the age of forty should have an annual check up, to ascertain if they're about to drop off the perch.

Subsequent to a blood test some seven days ago, the results of the test were mixed.


Good points. My liver and kidney function tests have come back fine. I'm pleasantly surprised by this.

Bad points. My blood pressure is too high, and I've been asked to take "home readings" for the next month. No medication is currently required.

My cholesterol level is slightly raised at 5.8. You know the story.....cut down on the saturated fats, cakes and biscuits, that sort of thing. 

I'm overweight. According to the pretty  nurse, Six-one and 14st 11lb means I need to lose at least a stone, preferably two. I should add that at no point during the examination, did the said nurse refer to me as a fat bastard.

When all these figures have been collated (presumably in some advanced super computer )......it turns out I have a 10.3% chance of stroke or heart attack in the next ten years.

I can live with that.

[feeutfo]

Cholesterol is same as mine.

And those weight figure depend on build. Laurence Delaglio was obese when he was at the height if his game.

So I bet even Tunnie is over weight according to them.

[Kevin Wood]

Yeah, same story here, although the nurse who examined me couldn't really comment about my weight, more's the pity.

That reminds me, I must try harder to stop dodging salads.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'm big-boned......but will they listen?.....

[aaronjb]

Who ate all the pies? ...



.. I did!

[Kevin Wood]

I'm big boned too. They help support my beer gut.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Cholesterol is same as mine.

And those weight figure depend on build. Laurence Delaglio was obese when he was at the height if his game.

So I bet even Tunnie is over weight according to them.

.......and I thought that TB was the skinny one.

[omega3000]

On blood pressure tablets myself .... wouldnt worry too much  Have a slice ..



 

[feeutfo]

Ah yes, the old big boned option. Don't think they have that on their charts.

[STMO123]

I am quite heavy for my height but my dick weighs over a stone.

[DaveA]

I'm overweight. According to the pretty  nurse, Six-one and 14st 11lb means I need to lose at least a stone, preferably two. I should add that at no point during the examination, did the said nurse refer to me as a fat bastard.

 I'm in trouble then, I'm 5' 10" and 14st 13lb   shall still eat my fish & chips though

[omegod]

No lie on your side and pull knees up to your chest sir?

[Martian]

I've just returned from a visit to my local health centre. Apparently, all men over the age of forty should have an annual check up, to ascertain if they're about to drop off the perch.

I can confirm that the advice about getting a regular checkup once you reach your forties is something you should pay heed to.

[bored bigyin54]

I've just returned from a visit to my local health centre. Apparently, all men over the age of forty should have an annual check up, to ascertain if they're about to drop off the perch.

Subsequent to a blood test some seven days ago, the results of the test were mixed.


Good points. My liver and kidney function tests have come back fine. I'm pleasantly surprised by this.

Bad points. My blood pressure is too high, and I've been asked to take "home readings" for the next month. No medication is currently required.

My cholesterol level is slightly raised at 5.8. You know the story.....cut down on the saturated fats, cakes and biscuits, that sort of thing. 

I'm overweight. According to the pretty  nurse, Six-one and 14st 11lb means I need to lose at least a stone, preferably two. I should add that at no point during the examination, did the said nurse refer to me as a fat bastard.

When all these figures have been collated (presumably in some advanced super computer )......it turns out I have a 10.3% chance of stroke or heart attack in the next ten years.

I can live with that.

i am 6.2 and 18 stone , never been told to lose weight 

[bored bigyin54]

On blood pressure tablets myself .... wouldnt worry too much  Have a slice ..



 

yes please , i always eat cake