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Aren't ladies sweet?
« on: 12 May 2007, 20:55:14 »
My wife has been on a diet since Christmas. She has lost two stone. She eats nothing but fruit......THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE A SEWAGE FARM! SHE DOES NOTHING BUT FART AND, BY GOD, SHE STINKS.

I went for a bath before, just after she'd "done her legs". THE rather BATH LOOKED LIKE DESPERATE DAN HAD JUST HAD A SHAVE IN IT.

Sweet?........Hmmmmmm :-/
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Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
« Reply #1 on: 12 May 2007, 21:01:34 »
That's class  mate, funniest post i have read lately!!! ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 12 May 2007, 21:09:52 »
her reaction to your post would be priceless too!!
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« Reply #3 on: 12 May 2007, 21:12:22 »
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her reaction to your post would be priceless too!!

We have no secrets ::)
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« Reply #4 on: 12 May 2007, 21:17:17 »
some stuff better kept a secret, maybe?  ;D

still made me laff tho
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« Reply #5 on: 12 May 2007, 21:19:54 »
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We have no secrets ::)

Oh God  :-[ So you know then.....? :-/
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« Reply #6 on: 12 May 2007, 21:25:06 »
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We have no secrets ::)

Oh God  :-[ So you know then.....? :-/

Yeah, I know. You've been on a fruit diet as well, haven't you fatty? :D
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« Reply #7 on: 12 May 2007, 21:26:49 »
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We have no secrets ::)

Oh God  :-[ So you know then.....? :-/

Yeah, I know. You've been on a fruit diet as well, haven't you fatty? :D

Yeah. We use the same dealer.....Tesco  ;D
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Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
« Reply #8 on: 12 May 2007, 22:11:31 »
 ;D ;D quality thread and the thought of the smell is enought to make your  :'(
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« Reply #9 on: 12 May 2007, 22:12:20 »
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My wife has been on a diet since Christmas. She has lost two stone. She eats nothing but fruit......THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE A SEWAGE FARM! SHE DOES NOTHING BUT FART AND, BY GOD, SHE STINKS.

I went for a bath before, just after she'd "done her legs". THE rather BATH LOOKED LIKE DESPERATE DAN HAD JUST HAD A SHAVE IN IT.

Sweet?........Hmmmmmm :-/
Good on her  :ygive her some support
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« Reply #10 on: 12 May 2007, 22:14:48 »
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My wife has been on a diet since Christmas. She has lost two stone. She eats nothing but fruit......THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE A SEWAGE FARM! SHE DOES NOTHING BUT FART AND, BY GOD, SHE STINKS.

I went for a bath before, just after she'd "done her legs". THE rather BATH LOOKED LIKE DESPERATE DAN HAD JUST HAD A SHAVE IN IT.

Sweet?........Hmmmmmm :-/
Good on her  :ygive her some support

She doesn't need it now. Her tits have shrunk :D :D :D
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« Reply #11 on: 12 May 2007, 22:16:26 »
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My wife has been on a diet since Christmas. She has lost two stone. She eats nothing but fruit......THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE A SEWAGE FARM! SHE DOES NOTHING BUT FART AND, BY GOD, SHE STINKS.

I went for a bath before, just after she'd "done her legs". THE rather BATH LOOKED LIKE DESPERATE DAN HAD JUST HAD A SHAVE IN IT.

Sweet?........Hmmmmmm :-/
Good on her  :ygive her some support

She doesn't need it now. Her tits have shrunk :D :D :D

jeeeze you paint pretty pictures  :-/ ;D
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Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
« Reply #12 on: 12 May 2007, 22:18:24 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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My wife has been on a diet since Christmas. She has lost two stone. She eats nothing but fruit......THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE A SEWAGE FARM! SHE DOES NOTHING BUT FART AND, BY GOD, SHE STINKS.

I went for a bath before, just after she'd "done her legs". THE rather BATH LOOKED LIKE DESPERATE DAN HAD JUST HAD A SHAVE IN IT.

Sweet?........Hmmmmmm :-/
Good on her  :ygive her some support

She doesn't need it now. Her tits have shrunk :D :D :D

jeeeze you paint pretty pictures  :-/ ;D

Imagine Les Dawson .......only not so pretty ;D
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Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
« Reply #14 on: 12 May 2007, 22:48:57 »
STMO123 Does your lady access this forum? if she does and she cooks for you I recommend you start to live on takeaways ::)
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« Reply #15 on: 12 May 2007, 22:50:45 »
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STMO123 Does your lady access this forum? if she does and she cooks for you I recommend you start to live on takeaways ::)

Cook? My wife? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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STMO123 Does your lady access this forum? if she does and she cooks for you I recommend you start to live on takeaways ::)

Cook? My wife? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
When your in a hole "STOP DIGGING" :o
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STMO123 Does your lady access this forum? if she does and she cooks for you I recommend you start to live on takeaways ::)

Cook? My wife? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
When your in a hole "STOP DIGGING" :o

She actually TOLD me to write that! She's having a laugh :y
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Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
« Reply #18 on: 13 May 2007, 00:49:48 »
Steve your a gem :y oh and my wife swears blind WOMEN DO NOT FART ::)
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Steve your a gem :y oh and my wife swears blind WOMEN DO NOT FART ::)

Dont know about blind women :-/
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« Reply #20 on: 13 May 2007, 10:16:39 »
ROTFLMAO!!  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #21 on: 13 May 2007, 10:22:23 »
oh, lordy !!!  
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« Reply #22 on: 13 May 2007, 10:57:02 »
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Steve your a gem :y oh and my wife swears blind WOMEN DO NOT FART ::)

Dont know about blind women :-/
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« Reply #23 on: 13 May 2007, 20:53:30 »
 ;D Quality......just glad i dont live near you...  ;)   ;D
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« Reply #24 on: 13 May 2007, 20:57:45 »
SWMBO has just read this thread while i was PingMSL and has just clouted me round the head and gone off muttering something about rather men not having a clue...................just wish i did  ::)
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« Reply #25 on: 13 May 2007, 21:24:33 »
I was round your way today and got this snap of you and Mrs STMO123 watching the TV.

At least I assume it was her from the description...........

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I was round your way today and got this snap of you and Mrs STMO123 watching the TV.

At least I assume it was her from the description...........


Excellent Mark. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #27 on: 13 May 2007, 21:28:34 »
This thread has really made me smile today, cheers guys :y


It has also probably ruined my laptop, seeing as I have just split beer all over it now ;)
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It has also probably ruined my laptop, seeing as I have just split beer all over it now ;)

It'll be ok......dont use carb cleaner  ;D or else u'll be on ebay bidding for a new keyboard  ;D
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« Reply #29 on: 13 May 2007, 21:35:39 »
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It has also probably ruined my laptop, seeing as I have just split beer all over it now ;)

It'll be ok......dont use carb cleaner  ;D or else u'll be on ebay bidding for a new keyboard  ;D
It must be 4yrs old (Tosh P4 2Ghz), so it will be a nice new shiney laptop if it fails.... ;)
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It has also probably ruined my laptop, seeing as I have just split beer all over it now ;)

It'll be ok......dont use carb cleaner  ;D or else u'll be on ebay bidding for a new keyboard  ;D
It must be 4yrs old (Tosh P4 2Ghz), so it will be a nice new shiney laptop if it fails.... ;)
In fact, if/when I sell that piece of equipment you know I bought the other day, I may treat myself to a new laptop anyway.... :y
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« Reply #31 on: 14 May 2007, 16:34:26 »
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My wife has been on a diet since Christmas. She has lost two stone. She eats nothing but fruit......THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE A SEWAGE FARM! SHE DOES NOTHING BUT FART AND, BY GOD, SHE STINKS.

I went for a bath before, just after she'd "done her legs". THE rather BATH LOOKED LIKE DESPERATE DAN HAD JUST HAD A SHAVE IN IT.

Sweet?........Hmmmmmm :-/
Good on her  :ygive her some support

She doesn't need it now. Her tits have shrunk :D :D :D

Oh dear............I bet you're  :'( :'( :'( :'(

 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #32 on: 14 May 2007, 17:04:02 »
Nah. These days I'm more of a burger and chips man.
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« Reply #33 on: 14 May 2007, 17:57:46 »
I would have to agree that ladie's are sweet as still injoying the fun you can have with a 19 year old.

Man im tired.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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« Reply #34 on: 16 May 2007, 22:21:47 »
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STMO123 Does your lady access this forum? if she does and she cooks for you I recommend you start to live on takeaways ::)

Cook? My wife? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #35 on: 17 May 2007, 03:31:19 »
thanks lads im in f#*@ing stinces i cant even spell porpaly and my lady is so sweet shell gas the bed out for me
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« Reply #36 on: 17 May 2007, 09:34:44 »


Nuff said. ;)
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