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Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
« Reply #30 on: 13 May 2007, 21:37:09 »
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It has also probably ruined my laptop, seeing as I have just split beer all over it now ;)

It'll be ok......dont use carb cleaner  ;D or else u'll be on ebay bidding for a new keyboard  ;D
It must be 4yrs old (Tosh P4 2Ghz), so it will be a nice new shiney laptop if it fails.... ;)
In fact, if/when I sell that piece of equipment you know I bought the other day, I may treat myself to a new laptop anyway.... :y
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Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
« Reply #31 on: 14 May 2007, 16:34:26 »
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My wife has been on a diet since Christmas. She has lost two stone. She eats nothing but fruit......THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE A SEWAGE FARM! SHE DOES NOTHING BUT FART AND, BY GOD, SHE STINKS.

I went for a bath before, just after she'd "done her legs". THE rather BATH LOOKED LIKE DESPERATE DAN HAD JUST HAD A SHAVE IN IT.

Sweet?........Hmmmmmm :-/
Good on her  :ygive her some support

She doesn't need it now. Her tits have shrunk :D :D :D

Oh dear............I bet you're  :'( :'( :'( :'(

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Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
« Reply #32 on: 14 May 2007, 17:04:02 »
Nah. These days I'm more of a burger and chips man.
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Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
« Reply #33 on: 14 May 2007, 17:57:46 »
I would have to agree that ladie's are sweet as still injoying the fun you can have with a 19 year old.

Man im tired.

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Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
« Reply #34 on: 16 May 2007, 22:21:47 »
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STMO123 Does your lady access this forum? if she does and she cooks for you I recommend you start to live on takeaways ::)

Cook? My wife? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
:oAre you still allowed to cook your wife [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
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Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
« Reply #35 on: 17 May 2007, 03:31:19 »
thanks lads im in f#*@ing stinces i cant even spell porpaly and my lady is so sweet shell gas the bed out for me
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Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
« Reply #36 on: 17 May 2007, 09:34:44 »


Nuff said. ;)
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