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[ronnyd]

Yodel. I accept delivering to Brackley is hard for many couriers for reasons I can't grasp, but after a week of it not moving from their national hub, accept you've lost it, or give some kind of guess. Not just "it will arrive when it will arrive".

The seller is also gonna get shitty feedback for being so stupid to use Yodel.

Evri - formerly know as Hermes, got an email from their Airdrie depot that the donut bushes I'd ordered had "been damaged beyond repair" how the heck did they do that? I think you could drop them from a high rise and they'd just bounce!

They would probably use that as an excuse if it had been an anvil. 

[Mr Skrunts]

My tv.

Put it on mute during a phone call or have a visitor it randomelly reverts to sound.

Also - Sky Q, I have it set to a music channel all the time, but then when I have watched a recorded item I end up watching a News channel or an oldies soap channel.  Overnight I end up on a shopping channel. 

None of these are my choices.

[STEMO]

My tv.

Put it on mute during a phone call or have a visitor it randomelly reverts to sound.

Also - Sky Q, I have it set to a music channel all the time, but then when I have watched a recorded item I end up watching a News channel or an oldies soap channel.  Overnight I end up on a shopping channel. 

None of these are my choices.

Alzheim probably a faulty box.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Or a ghost in the machine 

[Keith ABS]

 Parcel Farce, had a parcel sent from Germany, customs charge to pay. They decided to totally forget to contact me to let me know so it timed out and got sent back
Sender contacted me to say it was back and if I still wanted it, an additional 10 euros charge as they had to pay it
Paid as I wanted the parts. Been battling numpties within Parcel Farce since who cant get to grips with what my claim is for despite paperwork submission from sender telling them in black and white. I can almost see a small claims court appointment coming on. 34 euros is still 34 euros an I want it back for their lack of service, idiots!!!

[Mr Skrunts]

Amazon item due by next Tuesday with a courier called YDH.

Went for a pee, gets a knock on the door (Twice)  I shouted 3 times trying to get thier attention.  Got to the door to see a red van drive off, waved but didnt see me. No note through the door.

Not expeting any other parcels.
Nothing left outside.
Amazon Tracking has shown as dispached for 2 days now.

Wonder what happens now, do they redeliver or does the fun start now (If of course it is the Amazon package)

[ronnyd]

Amazon item due by next Tuesday with a courier called YDH.

Went for a pee, gets a knock on the door (Twice)  I shouted 3 times trying to get thier attention.  Got to the door to see a red van drive off, waved but didnt see me. No note through the door.

Not expeting any other parcels.
Nothing left outside.
Amazon Tracking has shown as dispached for 2 days now.

Wonder what happens now, do they redeliver or does the fun start now (If of course it is the Amazon package)

Incontinence is a terrible thing. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Amazon item due by next Tuesday with a courier called YDH.

Went for a pee, gets a knock on the door (Twice)  I shouted 3 times trying to get thier attention.  Got to the door to see a red van drive off, waved but didnt see me. No note through the door.

Not expeting any other parcels.
Nothing left outside.
Amazon Tracking has shown as dispached for 2 days now.

Wonder what happens now, do they redeliver or does the fun start now (If of course it is the Amazon package)

Incontinence is a terrible thing. 

Especially when you forget that you are incontinent! 

[STEMO]

I've started taking a 20 something attitude towards couriers. If I go out, I leave a note on the door telling them to stick it in the shed. If I don't receive the parcel, I claim a refund, they don't like it but I have plenty of time on my hands to torment them.
Life's too short.

[TheBoy]

Yodel. I accept delivering to Brackley is hard for many couriers for reasons I can't grasp, but after a week of it not moving from their national hub, accept you've lost it, or give some kind of guess. Not just "it will arrive when it will arrive".

The seller is also gonna get shitty feedback for being so stupid to use Yodel.

Evri - formerly know as Hermes, got an email from their Airdrie depot that the donut bushes I'd ordered had "been damaged beyond repair" how the heck did they do that? I think you could drop them from a high rise and they'd just bounce!

Were they asking for a confirmed address? If so, that's a well known scam that is doing the rounds, and seems to mostly pretend its Evri.

[Doctor Gollum]

A combination of a post karaoke snack from Tacos El Gordon and a sweet potato salad on the flight home that has lead to two days emitting stuffs from both ends

Finally able to eat without using the porcelain telephone.

[countrywoman]

WEll if you eat from the Kabambulance what do you expect. I used to MOT an old ambulance converted to a mobile burger bar and that was what it was named, it was never going to rust due to the burger fat covering everything.
 Bloody back killing me this morning----------

[Doctor Gollum]

I used to frequent an ex BT van in a similar state

The Taco place is actually very well reviewed but perhaps it wasn't that but rather a dodgy/spiked pint just before it. The sweet potato salad didn't get finished as it didn't taste right and was about 18 hours after the taco/last beer.

[Doctor Gollum]

Turns out two other crew have also been ill and had helped an unwell passenger so that's that mystery solved.

I still won't recommend the pork Asda though

[Sir Tigger KC]

Turns out two other crew have also been ill and had helped an unwell passenger so that's that mystery solved.

I still won't recommend the pork Asda though

How did they help?  Swap bodily fluids?