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[Andy B]

Spilt milk starts to smell like baby puke 🤢 in a few days so that will need cleaning up smartish !!

Nearly 30 years ago, my son who was a bout 3 at the time, decided he'd pour himself some milk. He couldn't reach the kitchen worktop to he put his cup on the couch in the living room. He then poured the best part of a 4 pint 'bottle' of milk over the couch while trying to fill his cup. It was a beautiful sunny May day bank holiday week end and the couch & carpet underneath smelled wonderful! 

[STEMO]

Spilt milk in the back of a car and that's it. It never, ever goes away.

[Raeturbo]

Spilled some on my chest once when I was watching a farm dairy programme, didn’t think anything of it and forgot to wash it off, however the smell started to escalate ending with I had to have skin grafts on my chest to get rid of it. Still get a faint sniff of it now and again though. 

[dave the builder]

Spilled some on my chest once when I was watching a farm dairy programme, didn’t think anything of it and forgot to wash it off, however the smell started to escalate ending with I had to have skin grafts on my chest to get rid of it. Still get a faint sniff of it now and again though. 

you lost me there 
do you mean your allergic to milk ?

[Sir Tigger KC]

Pull the fridge out and deploy the whippet to lick it up! 

[dave the builder]

Pull the fridge out and deploy the whippet to lick it up! 

I'm not one to gossip  but I remember the last time he ripped the lino and smashed whatever was on top of the fridge 

[Raeturbo]

Remember that, the poor dog was in plaster for ages

[Raeturbo]

Spilled some on my chest once when I was watching a farm dairy programme, didn’t think anything of it and forgot to wash it off, however the smell started to escalate ending with I had to have skin grafts on my chest to get rid of it. Still get a faint sniff of it now and again though. 

you lost me there 
do you mean your allergic to milk ?

                 Not anymore I had nasal surgery the same time and unfortunately it affected my sense of smell

[STEMO]

Pull the fridge out and deploy the whippet to lick it up! 

I'm not one to gossip  but I remember the last time he ripped the lino and smashed whatever was on top of the fridge 

Lino? You'll be calling it oilcloth next 

[dave the builder]

Spilled some on my chest once when I was watching a farm dairy programme, didn’t think anything of it and forgot to wash it off, however the smell started to escalate ending with I had to have skin grafts on my chest to get rid of it. Still get a faint sniff of it now and again though. 

you lost me there 
do you mean your allergic to milk ?

                 Not anymore I had nasal surgery the same time and unfortunately it affected my sense of smell

Blimey ,what a nightmare
Do you wear a BIB when you eat your cornflakes ? 

[dave the builder]

Pull the fridge out and deploy the whippet to lick it up! 

I'm not one to gossip  but I remember the last time he ripped the lino and smashed whatever was on top of the fridge 

Lino? You'll be calling it oilcloth next 

I never said nothing Uncle Stemo   

nowt wrong with lino ,it's very posh and modern 
what's on the kitchen floor then ? animal hides 

[Raeturbo]

I used to Dai, .. but I developed a rare bib phobia after the first week and my neck got swollen too, so I just had to grin and bear it I’m ok now though at last

[dave the builder]

I used to.. but I developed a rare bib phobia after the first week and my neck got swollen too, so I just had to grin and bear it I’m ok now though at last

Stick to bacon butties with HP sauce   

[Raeturbo]

Yep I can’t afford cash

[STEMO]

Pull the fridge out and deploy the whippet to lick it up! 

I'm not one to gossip  but I remember the last time he ripped the lino and smashed whatever was on top of the fridge 

Lino? You'll be calling it oilcloth next 

I never said nothing Uncle Stemo   

nowt wrong with lino ,it's very posh and modern 
what's on the kitchen floor then ? animal hides 

First there was oilcloth, also called linoleum. Now we have vinyl. Or sawdust in Derbyshire.