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[Doctor Gollum]

Excuse me, but your parrot is dead...

[ronnyd]

He's not dead, he's resting.   

[78bex]

Booger the bog roll is disappearing fast again, nipped around to the Veg isle & it all looked pretty sparse. I wish these medical expert doom sayers would just can it for the sake of the rest of us 

[biggriffin]

What have the Romans ever done for us.

[ronnyd]

Booger the bog roll is disappearing fast again, nipped around to the Veg isle & it all looked pretty sparse. I wish these medical expert doom sayers would just can it for the sake of the rest of us 

Blame greedy and lazy store management, they surely have the power to put restrictions on the amount of any items that they see are running down.

[dave the builder]

What have the Romans ever done for us.

well there's the roads
and wine
irrigation
it used to be safe to walk the streets at night , not anymore obviously 

[biggriffin]

What have the Romans ever done for us.

well there's the roads
and wine
irrigation
it used to be safe to walk the streets at night , not anymore obviously 

 I Blame the people front of juddiea, for the crime,  Nah the juddiean people's front of juddiea.

[dave the builder]

What have the Romans ever done for us.

well there's the roads
and wine
irrigation
it used to be safe to walk the streets at night , not anymore obviously 

 I Blame the people front of juddiea, for the crime,  Nah the juddiean people's front of juddiea.

what about the popular peoples front 

[Nick W]

Booger the bog roll is disappearing fast again, nipped around to the Veg isle & it all looked pretty sparse. I wish these medical expert doom sayers would just can it for the sake of the rest of us 

So you want them to bog off?

[78bex]

Booger the bog roll is disappearing fast again, nipped around to the Veg isle & it all looked pretty sparse. I wish these medical expert doom sayers would just can it for the sake of the rest of us 

So you want them to bog off?

People think another full scale lock down is just around the corner & just buying a little bit extra,  then triggers the panic buyers.




 

[biggriffin]

Booger the bog roll is disappearing fast again, nipped around to the Veg isle & it all looked pretty sparse. I wish these medical expert doom sayers would just can it for the sake of the rest of us 

So you want them to bog off?

People think another full scale lock down is just around the corner & just buying a little bit extra,  then triggers the panic buyers.

 At most you need to self isolate for 14 days,, how many bog rolls do the ejits think they will need.

[78bex]

Booger the bog roll is disappearing fast again, nipped around to the Veg isle & it all looked pretty sparse. I wish these medical expert doom sayers would just can it for the sake of the rest of us 

So you want them to bog off?

People think another full scale lock down is just around the corner & just buying a little bit extra,  then triggers the panic buyers.

 At most you need to self isolate for 14 days,, how many bog rolls do the ejits think they will need.

It`not quite the March madness, but now locally Asda have limited the number of Bog rolls to 3 items, Tesco have said they`ll do the same & in Aldi it`s just one welder, 4 electric toasters &  no limit on sports bra`s; although all the pink ones have now been taken 

[dave the builder]

there's a lot of people who where shielding , started to go out and get back to some normality
and now are stocking up because they will be shielding again due to the rising case numbers 
though i expect there's still plenty of rice and pasta in many cupboards round the country that will never see boiling water 

[LC0112G]

Went to the local Tescos today for the weekly shop. No Bog-roll, and hardly any potatoes - only posh Baking spuds and silly little Cornish new's. Didn't need any bog roll, but tomorrows Sunday lunch is going to be a bit experimental without King Edwards or Maris Pipers.

[Doctor Gollum]

Boo hoo