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KillerWatt

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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #15 on: 23 December 2009, 21:03:56 »
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Who'd like to bonk my missus
Depends on whether it's a munter or a MILF really


Neither.
Well unless your name is Gary, I'm guessing your old lady is in the "mature" age group...and no-one's doing your job unless she makes MILF category if she's that old  ;D
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #16 on: 23 December 2009, 21:04:13 »
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Could you handle her though Tunnie.   ;D ;D :-X :y

Can't be any more of a handful than Pete's Mrs  :-X  ;D
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #17 on: 23 December 2009, 21:04:31 »
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Who'd like to bonk my missus
Depends on whether it's a munter or a MILF really

.. or, to put it another way, how many bags required?

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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #18 on: 23 December 2009, 21:08:10 »
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Not as bad as I expected to be honest.......

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #19 on: 23 December 2009, 21:09:59 »
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Who'd like to bonk my missus
Depends on whether it's a munter or a MILF really

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Kevin
Bags????

We work on a pint rating in the Shot  ;)
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #20 on: 23 December 2009, 21:10:04 »
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Oh I dunno !   If you stand well back from the screen and squint really hard... ::)   

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« Reply #21 on: 23 December 2009, 21:10:19 »
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Not as bad as I expected to be honest.......

 ;D ;D ;D ;D


Thanks........I think ;D
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #22 on: 23 December 2009, 21:13:06 »
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Tunnies keen, its been a long long time aye Mark ;D ;D
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« Reply #23 on: 23 December 2009, 21:14:01 »
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Could you handle her though Tunnie.   ;D ;D :-X :y

Can't be any more of a handful than Pete's Mrs  :-X  ;D
The misses says he can't even get it out of his undies without it going off ;D ;D
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Could you handle her though Tunnie.   ;D ;D :-X :y

Can't be any more of a handful than Pete's Mrs  :-X  ;D
The misses says he can't even get it out of his undies without it going off ;D ;D

She did say it was the size of a shotgun  :-X
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« Reply #25 on: 23 December 2009, 21:16:11 »
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Could you handle her though Tunnie.   ;D ;D :-X :y

Can't be any more of a handful than Pete's Mrs  :-X  ;D
The misses says he can't even get it out of his undies without it going off ;D ;D

She did say it was the size of a shotgun  :-X
She was trying to make you feel better, said she hasn't had such a laugh in years ;D
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #26 on: 23 December 2009, 21:19:52 »
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Bags????

We work on a pint rating in the Shot  ;)

Pints are a better solution, it has to be said. Less chance of a sudden failure whilst on the job - barring your liver suddenly going into overdrive. ;)

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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #27 on: 23 December 2009, 21:20:20 »
Think he left the words "sawn off" out of that quote. ::) ;D
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #28 on: 23 December 2009, 21:20:41 »
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Bags????

We work on a pint rating in the Shot  ;)

Pints are a better solution, it has to be said. Less chance of a sudden failure whilst on the job - barring your liver suddenly going into overdrive. ;)

Kevin
Some women like that ;D
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #29 on: 23 December 2009, 21:22:27 »
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Think he left the words "sawn off" out of that quote. ::) ;D


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