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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Relatively inexpensive insurance quotes above.

Being an old bastard can be a good thing at times.

Can't wait until I'm 34 and can get cheap insurance!                                                       

After you reach a 'certain age', they hammer you again.

By the time I get to that stage they'll probably be routinely euthanising people of a 'certain age' so I won't have to worry about my car insurance.     

Are you moving to Canada then

No but our shiny new progressive Labour Govt will bring it in, and by the time I get to a certain age they'll be offering euthanasia as a cure for the common cold or anything that makes you a mild inconvenience. 

Arkansas is looking quite tempting.

Then you can drive a chuggabug 

Dick Dastardly was a bit of a rogue.

....and Muttley was no better.

[Doctor Gollum]

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