heres a picture of happiness
visited mother in law over xmas 2 hour drive migless at moment so had to go in wifeys megane convertable i just about fit in as the front seats arnt very wide and doggy sits on the small back seat.
time to go home and wifey had persuaded the mother in law to come back with us to stay for a few days no probs with that except the wife had forgot what car we were in
dont ask its a girlie thing she even looses the car some times
2 hour trip on the way back with me chin on my knees wedged against the roof and back window with my balls in a tangle
doggy had gone from a greyhound to a rather giraffe so dogs arse was in my face all the way home 30 mins into journey dog developes wind
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getting asked if i am ok every 5 mins could not really answer with the dogs arse in my face then i got told off for not wearing the seat belt , technically i was as the buckel had jamed itself up my arse dont even know where the belt was if i knew i would have tied the rather dog up with it.
only 50 miles to go home straight and wifey decides she has had enough of going fast ( ive tried to understand that one ) and starts poodling along at 50mph could feel the red mist as the dog drops yet another fart on me it all resulted in no one talking to me for the rest of the evening.
its times like that you really miss a miggy
