Topic: women and cars.. (Read 1888 times)

tidla · « **on:** 13 September 2010, 23:14:40 »

yes before you start, there are those of a pink persuasion who know how to handle a power rear wheel drive motor..

but there are those that dont.

previous motor was a fwd manual audi 1.9td.

so how do you explain the " new" respectful way of driving a 3.0 auto in the wet??

Smiddy · « **Reply #1 on:** 13 September 2010, 23:20:05 »

Find a big empty car park on a wet day?

or just hide the keys

Andy B · « **Reply #2 on:** 13 September 2010, 23:20:16 »

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so how do you explain the " new" respectful way of driving a 3.0 auto in the wet??

tell her to leave it on the drive and you can buy her her own FWD car!

tidla · « **Reply #3 on:** 14 September 2010, 00:20:14 »

the car is hers, the old escort van is mine along with the 3.0 bit..?

(as previous comment i have said to give it some beans on a dry, children, traffic, people, speed camera, community officer speed cam holding , neighbour hood watch free occasion...)

Sixstring · « **Reply #4 on:** 14 September 2010, 09:54:53 »

I have a little plastic sign here in work on a colleagues desk.

It reads......

"Anything with Wheels or Tits will never mix successfully"

Wonder if he has the same problem??

Lizzie_Zoom · « **Reply #5 on:** 14 September 2010, 11:50:12 »

Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle

The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!!

Sixstring · « **Reply #6 on:** 14 September 2010, 12:40:31 »

I agree, but he's a chauvanist, and I'm not!!

Funnily enough, he's not married/attached either.............

Lizzie_Zoom · « **Reply #7 on:** 14 September 2010, 12:59:57 »

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I agree, but he's a chauvanist, and I'm not!!

Funnily enough, he's not married/attached either.............

I wonder why Mike!!

Dave Elite · « **Reply #8 on:** 14 September 2010, 13:07:00 »

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Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle

The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!!

Bol*ocks

Some men are better than some women, and some women are better that some men. Fact

Lizzie_Zoom · « **Reply #9 on:** 14 September 2010, 13:30:31 »

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Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle

The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!!
Bol*ocks
Some men are better than some women, and some women are better that some men. Fact

Exactly, we are equal!

That is what I said if you read the logic in my statement

Andy B · « **Reply #10 on:** 14 September 2010, 13:34:37 »

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Exactly, we are equal! .....

but some are more equal than others!

aaronjb · « **Reply #11 on:** 14 September 2010, 13:55:58 »

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Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle

The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!!
Bol*ocks
Some men are better than some women, and some women are better that some men. Fact

Exactly, we are equal! That is what I said if you read the logic in my statement

There can't have been any logic, you're a w..uuhhh I mean.. yes, your logic was infallible.

*runs and hides*

[edit] Just because you don't all know me around here yet, I'll point out I really am joking .. Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but it's the only wit I have!

Lizzie_Zoom · « **Reply #12 on:** 14 September 2010, 14:08:59 »

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Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle

The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!!
Bol*ocks
Some men are better than some women, and some women are better that some men. Fact

Exactly, we are equal! That is what I said if you read the logic in my statement

There can't have been any logic, you're a w..uuhhh I mean.. yes, your logic was infallible.

*runs and hides*

[edit] Just because you don't all know me around here yet, I'll point out I really am joking .. Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but it's the only wit I have!

Ok, this time I'll let you off!

aaronjb · « **Reply #13 on:** 14 September 2010, 14:12:16 »

Phew

Dave Elite · « **Reply #14 on:** 14 September 2010, 14:24:45 »

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Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle

The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!!
Bol*ocks
Some men are better than some women, and some women are better that some men. Fact

Exactly, we are equal! That is what I said if you read the logic in my statement

you said 'Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle' which is not true

Lizzie_Zoom · « **Reply #15 on:** 14 September 2010, 14:30:06 »

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Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle

The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!!
Bol*ocks
Some men are better than some women, and some women are better that some men. Fact

Exactly, we are equal! That is what I said if you read the logic in my statement
you said 'Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle' which is not true

Yes, woman are as good (whatever good may mean for the man) as men! That is they can be a bad or as good in equal measure

Entwood · « **Reply #16 on:** 14 September 2010, 14:32:13 »

Confucious he say...

"when in hole up to neck ..stop digging .... "

So I'm locking the JCB keys firmly out of reach on this thread !!!

Dave Elite · « **Reply #17 on:** 14 September 2010, 14:32:19 »

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Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle

The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!!
Bol*ocks
Some men are better than some women, and some women are better that some men. Fact

Exactly, we are equal! That is what I said if you read the logic in my statement
you said 'Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle' which is not true

Yes, woman are as good (whatever good may mean for the man) as men! That is they can be a bad or as good in equal measure

Why do all your posts end with

?

Lizzie_Zoom · « **Reply #18 on:** 14 September 2010, 14:39:05 »

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Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle

The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!!
Bol*ocks
Some men are better than some women, and some women are better that some men. Fact

Exactly, we are equal! That is what I said if you read the logic in my statement
you said 'Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle' which is not true

Yes, woman are as good (whatever good may mean for the man) as men! That is they can be a bad or as good in equal measure
Why do all your posts end with ?

To show I'm trying to be friendly!

But, with the absence of such smilies with your posts I suspect you are not being so friendly!

Now do you know the difference? Be careful how you answer and remember the forum rules of being nice to each other! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

Dave Elite · « **Reply #19 on:** 14 September 2010, 14:44:16 »

I put a '

' next to the word bo*locks on one of my posts, whats your problem?

Lizzie_Zoom · « **Reply #20 on:** 14 September 2010, 14:47:02 »

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I put a ' ' next to the word bo*locks on one of my posts, whats your problem?

To start with using that word, which clearly is that word even with a rough attempt to hide it, means you didn't mean the smiley. Then you seem to be taking a very sexist line in a very serious way. Is that true or not? :-/ :-/ :-/

Dave Elite · « **Reply #21 on:** 14 September 2010, 14:48:41 »

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I put a ' ' next to the word bo*locks on one of my posts, whats your problem?

To start with using that word, which clearly is that word even with a rough attempt to hide it, means you didn't mean the smiley. Then you seem to be taking a very sexist line in a very serious way. Is that true or not? :-/ :-/ :-/

not

Lizzie_Zoom · « **Reply #22 on:** 14 September 2010, 14:51:00 »

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I put a ' ' next to the word bo*locks on one of my posts, whats your problem?

To start with using that word, which clearly is that word even with a rough attempt to hide it, means you didn't mean the smiley. Then you seem to be taking a very sexist line in a very serious way. Is that true or not? :-/ :-/ :-/
not

Good!! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) Start smiling more then or people on here can so eaily misinterupt a posters meanings! It has caused major problems on this forum before

Dave Elite · « **Reply #23 on:** 14 September 2010, 14:55:55 »

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I put a ' ' next to the word bo*locks on one of my posts, whats your problem?

To start with using that word, which clearly is that word even with a rough attempt to hide it, means you didn't mean the smiley. Then you seem to be taking a very sexist line in a very serious way. Is that true or not? :-/ :-/ :-/
not

Good!! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) Start smiling more then or people on here can so eaily misinterupt a posters meanings! It has caused major problems on this forum before

Ok then I'll have a practice now

Dishevelled Den · « **Reply #24 on:** 14 September 2010, 14:56:17 »

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Confucious he say...

"when in hole up to neck ..stop digging .... "

So I'm locking the JCB keys firmly out of reach on this thread !!!

splendid

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