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Field Marshal Dr. Opti

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Re: Bump .... !@?&
« Reply #15 on: 21 February 2020, 13:39:04 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 21 February 2020, 01:33:45
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 February 2020, 22:07:16
I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and...... :)

I think Andy forgot to tell you she was 18 stone and had the delicate fragrance of donor kebab about her.  :-\                                                             :D  ;D

 Desirable Barnsley lass?
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Re: Bump .... !@?&
« Reply #16 on: 21 February 2020, 13:41:08 »
Quote from: Raeturbo on 21 February 2020, 11:06:25
Couldn’t you come to a mutual conclusion? ::)

Yep....a friends with benefits opportunity missed by the sound of it. :)
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Re: Bump .... !@?&
« Reply #17 on: 21 February 2020, 16:16:09 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 February 2020, 13:41:08
Quote from: Raeturbo on 21 February 2020, 11:06:25
Couldn’t you come to a mutual conclusion? ::)

Yep....a friends with benefits opportunity missed by the sound of it. :)

 ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Bump .... !@?&
« Reply #18 on: 21 February 2020, 16:28:30 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 February 2020, 13:41:08
Quote from: Raeturbo on 21 February 2020, 11:06:25
Couldn’t you come to a mutual conclusion? ::)

Yep....a friends with benefits opportunity missed by the sound of it. :)
the young lady in question has already f****d poor Mr Andy .....



by crashing into him, time lost, insurance hassle,  increased insurance costs , phone calls , no car while it's being repaired  :(
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Re: Bump .... !@?&
« Reply #19 on: 21 February 2020, 16:30:03 »
Quote from: dave the builder on 21 February 2020, 16:28:30
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 February 2020, 13:41:08
Quote from: Raeturbo on 21 February 2020, 11:06:25
Couldn’t you come to a mutual conclusion? ::)

Yep....a friends with benefits opportunity missed by the sound of it. :)
the young lady in question has already f****d poor Mr Andy .....



by crashing into him, time lost, insurance hassle,  increased insurance costs , phone calls , no car while it's being repaired  :(

Exactly! And blamed me into the bargain  ???  ;D ;D
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Re: Bump .... !@?&
« Reply #20 on: 21 February 2020, 16:59:50 »
Quote from: Andy B on 21 February 2020, 16:30:03


....... And blamed me into the bargain  ???  ;D ;D
you did get a rust coloured car ,perhaps she thought it was banger racing
women only see cars by colour  ,not model or cost  ::)
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Re: Bump .... !@?&
« Reply #21 on: 21 February 2020, 17:03:14 »
Quote from: dave the builder on 21 February 2020, 16:59:50
Quote from: Andy B on 21 February 2020, 16:30:03


....... And blamed me into the bargain  ???  ;D ;D
you did get a rust coloured car ,perhaps she thought it was banger racing
women only see cars by colour  ,not model or cost  ::)

 :P :P :P :P :P It's vermilion!

 ;D ;D

My MKIII Cortina in Roman Bronze (light) was definitely rust colour!   :y :y

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Re: Bump .... !@?&
« Reply #22 on: 21 February 2020, 17:09:55 »
Quote from: Andy B on 21 February 2020, 17:03:14
Quote from: dave the builder on 21 February 2020, 16:59:50
Quote from: Andy B on 21 February 2020, 16:30:03


....... And blamed me into the bargain  ???  ;D ;D
you did get a rust coloured car ,perhaps she thought it was banger racing
women only see cars by colour  ,not model or cost  ::)

 :P :P :P :P :P It's vermilion!

 ;D ;D

My MKIII Cortina in Roman Bronze (light) was definitely rust colour!   :y :y

all fords look rusty to me after a couple of years  ;D
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Re: Bump .... !@?&
« Reply #23 on: 21 February 2020, 17:19:20 »
Vermilion brown. :)
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Re: Bump .... !@?&
« Reply #24 on: 21 February 2020, 18:31:59 »
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Re: Bump .... !@?&
« Reply #25 on: 21 February 2020, 20:00:09 »
At least it's not Jewish racing gold or Babypoo brown ;)
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Re: Bump .... !@?&
« Reply #26 on: 21 February 2020, 20:53:14 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 21 February 2020, 20:00:09
At least it's not Jewish racing gold or Babypoo brown ;)

 ;D ;D
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Re: Bump .... !@?&
« Reply #27 on: 22 February 2020, 10:18:20 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 February 2020, 17:19:20
Vermilion brown. :)


BL Russet is the textbook definition of shit brown. The effect was increased by the shit cars it was applied to; think Allegro/Marina/Dolomite/Mini
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Re: Bump .... !@?&
« Reply #28 on: 22 February 2020, 11:18:43 »
Quote from: Andy B on 20 February 2020, 17:14:49
Why is it when people drive into the back of you, they always seem to have a reason why it's your fault?
Millennial?  Remember with them, its always somebody elses fault, as they haven't been taught right/wrong, win/lose.
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Re: Bump .... !@?&
« Reply #29 on: 22 February 2020, 12:56:38 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 22 February 2020, 11:18:43
Quote from: Andy B on 20 February 2020, 17:14:49
Why is it when people drive into the back of you, they always seem to have a reason why it's your fault?
Millennial?  Remember with them, its always somebody elses fault, as they haven't been taught right/wrong, win/lose.
A bit older than that  ..... maybe late 20s/30  ;)
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