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[Sir Tigger KC]

Ooooo intriguing!   

[05omegav6]

Nothing to see here

[cleggy]

You could always but the one you want and another one for parts. You then explain that it will cost nothing because by breaking the third one you will get the parts you need and by selling the rest it will actually cost nothing for the two extra cars.
( original idea by Lincs Robert)

She's not going to buy that is she

[Bigron]

Ok, here's the cunning plan (Baldrick?):-
If the desired 3.2 is the same colour as your existing 3.2, then when you buy this desired one, get plates made up with the same reg. no. as your existing 3.2 and when she sees the new car, she will be seeing double - and go off to SpecSavers........

Ron.

P.S. I have little confidence in that plan, but you might try it by not having both cars near each other?

[Rog]

. . . . .   Any ideas how to sweeten her up a bit?   

Tell her (gulp  ), tell her . . .err . . tell her . . . . . .

Tell her . . . . . that you'll sell your Stratocaster to pay for it   

(Rog runs away and hides)

[Marks DTM Calib]

Just buy it.....and don't tell her.

It works, well sort of, well not very well in my case.

I bought a train and we were in a model shop in Nottingham, my young lad pointed at a model on the shelf and said to SWMBO, 'look, there is a train the same as daddy has bought'.......the shopping trip was cut short and the silent meals only lasted about 3 weeks.

[05omegav6]

Just buy it.....and don't tell her.

It works, well sort of, well not very well in my case.

I bought a train and we were in a model shop in Nottingham, my young lad pointed at a model on the shelf and said to SWMBO, 'look, there is a train the same as daddy has bought'.......the shopping trip was cut short and the silent meals only lasted about 3 weeks.

three weeks on the sofa would just about do your back in

[cleggy]

Just buy it.....and don't tell her.

It works, well sort of, well not very well in my case.

I bought a train and we were in a model shop in Nottingham, my young lad pointed at a model on the shelf and said to SWMBO, 'look, there is a train the same as daddy has bought'.......the shopping trip was cut short and the silent meals only lasted about 3 weeks.

three weeks on the sofa would just about do your back in ::

Restoring his new toy kept him out of the way, and made him sleep like a baby.

[Gaffers]

Dont do like I did at the weekend and after the missus was being nice to me following a period apart, respond to the question "what was that look for" with:

"You are after something"

  oops

[omega3000]

Once you have it then thats it ... she will only mood and stomp for a few weeks then all will be forgiven  Women like flowers and smelly perfumes ..maybe you could chip in with the ironing for a few days 

[4x4]

Maybe spend the time looking for a goos divorce solicitor 

[Rog]

Once you have it then thats it ... she will only mood and stomp for a few weeks then all will be forgiven  Women like flowers and smelly perfumes ..maybe you could chip in with the ironing for a few days 

And "have a headache" for a few weeks 

[biggriffin]

My current 3.2. Nearly cost me, i used the line " i put a cheeky bid on it" was alright till she looked, then all hell broke lose,  cost me a new Central heating system, and lots of silent days , and lone sleeps. But life continues.

[powerslinky]

Good news guys 

The deal is DONE  !     picking it up Friday evening 

Now then  can anyone recommend a good divorce lawyer    I also need a big can of camoflage paint 

Poo is gonna hit the fan over this indoors  I reckon    Just in case it gets real bad ... been nice knowing you guys 

[biggriffin]

The line it wasn't that expensive