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Sir Tigger KC

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Re: Bizarre Story Of The Day!
« Reply #1 on: 06 September 2017, 14:56:45 »

I saw this earlier...what a fickin weird bing, couldn't she have poked at it with something. Even the most obdurate turds can be overcome with ten sheets of bog roll.  ;D
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Re: Bizarre Story Of The Day!
« Reply #2 on: 06 September 2017, 16:12:22 »

Must have been a shitty date!  :D


Didn`t start out in the best place either  :-X

"We'd had a meal at a well-known chicken restaurant"

Since when did KFC become a restaurant  ;D
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Re: Bizarre Story Of The Day!
« Reply #3 on: 06 September 2017, 16:41:29 »

Dating rules:

Shower
Brush teeth
Clean undies

 . . . . take a dump before the date, and before the shower, just in case things get "personal"

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Re: Bizarre Story Of The Day!
« Reply #4 on: 06 September 2017, 17:25:58 »

I read this on anothe web site and it said the film was a documentary about scientology. What a crap daye that must of been!!!
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