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[Varche]

Will you be watching tonight?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'd rather strap high voltage electrodes to my ballbag.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

waddaloadashit. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Australia should win because the former 'crim colony' is geographically located right at the heart of Europe.

[ronnyd]

If it wasn't on, the BBC wouldn't have anything to broadcast. 

[TheBoy]

Will you be watching tonight?

As a straight male, I didn't think I was allowed to.

Not that I want to.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Yes of course!  I'll be wearing my EU beret and waving my little EU flag!                                                                                               

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Will you be watching tonight?

As a straight male, I didn't think I was allowed to.

Not that I want to.

Since Dana won it in 1743 it's become a festival for gay/queer/trans celebration.

[Varche]

I will watch it on your behalf’s and report back.

That Amazon towering over the other two presenters was a sight to behold.

There is also a special surprise. Lionel Richee? Elton John? Abba? 

[STEMO]

I will watch it on your behalf’s and report back.

That Amazon towering over the other two presenters was a sight to behold.

There is also a special surprise. Lionel Richee? Elton John? Abba?

Daisy chain finale?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I will watch it on your behalf’s and report back.

That Amazon towering over the other two presenters was a sight to behold.

There is also a special surprise. Lionel Richee? Elton John? Abba?

No need to punish us further.

[LC0112G]

So you don't want to win any money then?

I reckon there is value in Poland and Switzerland, and Ukraine will probably be top 3 too. Sweden and Finland seem to be the bookies favorites, but I'm not sure about either. UK should be on the left half of the scoreboard, but I haven't been impressed when she's sung the song live so she'll need to up her game to get into the top 5. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

So you don't want to win any money then?

I reckon there is value in Poland and Switzerland, and Ukraine will probably be top 3 too. Sweden and Finland seem to be the bookies favorites, but I'm not sure about either. UK should be on the left half of the scoreboard, but I haven't been impressed when she's sung the song live so she'll need to up her game to get into the top 5.

It was obviously a fix last year.

Political preference will decide the winner.

[Sir Tigger KC]

So you don't want to win any money then?

I reckon there is value in Poland and Switzerland, and Ukraine will probably be top 3 too. Sweden and Finland seem to be the bookies favorites, but I'm not sure about either. UK should be on the left half of the scoreboard, but I haven't been impressed when she's sung the song live so she'll need to up her game to get into the top 5.

Yes it's a catchy enough tune and sounds good on the radio, but she's crap live. 

She also said the other day that she hates Britain and has applied for a German passport. Where do they get these people? 

[Olympia5776]

Will you be watching tonight?

As a straight male, I didn't think I was allowed to.

Not that I want to.

Since Dana won it in 1743 it's become a festival for gay/queer/trans celebration.

You know ,   I watched the BBC report on it earlier today and immediately came to that conclusion.
They featured three " acts " ,as I couldn't call them singers , and thought how fortunate I was to have grown up in the 70's and listened to some superb music .
That tiny , tiny minority have ruined mainstream TV.
I'll be giving it a pass .....again .

[Doctor Gollum]

Were hoping to find somewhere lively in San Diego to watch it, but apparently they haven't heard of it here

[LC0112G]

Will you be watching tonight?

As a straight male, I didn't think I was allowed to.

Not that I want to.

Since Dana won it in 1743 it's become a festival for gay/queer/trans celebration.

You know ,   I watched the BBC report on it earlier today and immediately came to that conclusion.
They featured three " acts " ,as I couldn't call them singers , and thought how fortunate I was to have grown up in the 70's and listened to some superb music .
That tiny , tiny minority have ruined mainstream TV.
I'll be giving it a pass .....again .

Err - the '70s were the decade of glam rock - T-Rex/Marc Bolan, Sparks, Elton John, David Bowie, Slade, Gary Glitter, Queen, The Rocky Horror Show, etc, etc. I'd argue these are the very Genesis of "gay/queer/trans celebration", even if some of the artists aren't bent as a 3-bob note.

[LC0112G]

Were hoping to find somewhere lively in San Diego to watch it, but apparently they haven't heard of it here

Get down the dockside - either near USS Midway, or over the Coronado bridge and find a bar south of the main gate to the US Naval base. All those Sailors 

[Andy B]

Will you be watching tonight?

As a straight male, I didn't think I was allowed to.

Not that I want to.

Since Dana won it in 1743 it's become a festival for gay/queer/trans celebration.

You know ,   I watched the BBC report on it earlier today and immediately came to that conclusion.
They featured three " acts " ,as I couldn't call them singers , and thought how fortunate I was to have grown up in the 70's and listened to some superb music .
That tiny , tiny minority have ruined mainstream TV.
I'll be giving it a pass .....again .

Err - the '70s were the decade of glam rock - T-Rex/Marc Bolan, Sparks, Elton John, David Bowie, Slade, Gary Glitter, Queen, The Rocky Horror Show, etc, etc. I'd argue these are the very Genesis of "gay/queer/trans celebration", even if some of the artists aren't bent as a 3-bob note.

I can agree with most of your list but I'm not having it that Slade were anything but as straight as a die! 

[Varche]

So you don't want to win any money then?

I reckon there is value in Poland and Switzerland, and Ukraine will probably be top 3 too. Sweden and Finland seem to be the bookies favorites, but I'm not sure about either. UK should be on the left half of the scoreboard, but I haven't been impressed when she's sung the song live so she'll need to up her game to get into the top 5.
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Sweden very good

[redelitev6]

Seems to be very popular with Homosexuals for some reason 

[Varche]

Another thing Britain excels at: staging a spectacle.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Well at least we beat Germany!   

[Doctor Gollum]

Well at least we beat Germany!   

1944,1966 and 2023

[TheBoy]

I will watch it on your behalf’s and report back.

That Amazon towering over the other two presenters was a sight to behold.

There is also a special surprise. Lionel Richee? Elton John? Abba?

Are you trying to tell us you are opening the closet door and testing the water?

[Sir Tigger KC]

Well I didn't see any of the lefty hate mob complaining about the lack of diversity at Eurovision or anyone saying it was 'terribly white'? 

I also didn't see any of the lefty hate mob complaining about taxpayers money being spent of such a jamboree or demanding to know who funded it!    As it happens it cost about £11-12 million to put on and was funded mostly by the UK Govt, BBC and Liverpool City Council along with entry fees from the participating countries. Of course it would have generated significant revenues in Liverpool during the week which I'm sure that the hospitality industry were grateful of.  Just like the Coronation really... 

I think I've got a crush on Hannah Waddingham. She looks like the sort of gal that would chew you up and spit you out!     

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Well I didn't see any of the lefty hate mob complaining about the lack of diversity at Eurovision or anyone saying it was 'terribly white'? 

I also didn't see any of the lefty hate mob complaining about taxpayers money being spent of such a jamboree or demanding to know who funded it!    As it happens it cost about £11-12 million to put on and was funded mostly by the UK Govt, BBC and Liverpool City Council along with entry fees from the participating countries. Of course it would have generated significant revenues in Liverpool during the week which I'm sure that the hospitality industry were grateful of.  Just like the Coronation really... 

I think I've got a crush on Hannah Waddingham. She looks like the sort of gal that would chew you up and spit you out!     

We have to die of something.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Well at least we beat Germany!   

You make it sound like we won and the Germans came second.....but.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Well I didn't see any of the lefty hate mob complaining about the lack of diversity at Eurovision or anyone saying it was 'terribly white'? 

I also didn't see any of the lefty hate mob complaining about taxpayers money being spent of such a jamboree or demanding to know who funded it!    As it happens it cost about £11-12 million to put on and was funded mostly by the UK Govt, BBC and Liverpool City Council along with entry fees from the participating countries. Of course it would have generated significant revenues in Liverpool during the week which I'm sure that the hospitality industry were grateful of.  Just like the Coronation really... 

I think I've got a crush on Hannah Waddingham. She looks like the sort of gal that would chew you up and spit you out!     

We have to die of something.

She made me laugh when she kept hitching her big tits up Dick Emery style! 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Well at least we beat Germany!   

You make it sound like we won and the Germans came second.....but.

You've got to take the positives M'lud! 

[TheBoy]

Hannah Waddingham

Who?

[Sir Tigger KC]

Hannah Waddingham

Who?[/highlight]

Yes I didn't have a scoobies who she is either.  But I quite like her. 



Actress of some sort I think.... 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I would say she has a slightly masculine face.

I briefly thought it was Eddie Izzard.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Just physically too big to be feminine.

I prefer petite given the choice.

[redelitev6]

Looks like she could be a scary bunny boiler ?

[TheBoy]

Definitely not one for the wank bank, but could be worth a squirt on a cold dark lonely night....

[Sir Tigger KC]

Jeez you guys are bleddy fussy! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Jeez you guys are bleddy fussy! 

I'd need to check she is not packing any optional extra's in her panties before taking the plunge.

Quite butch really.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

https://youtu.be/n6fgPX3NjyA

You might be wise to try the Mick Dundee patented sex tester on your new  lady friend, Tig.

[Sir Tigger KC]

https://youtu.be/n6fgPX3NjyA

You might be wise to try the Mick Dundee patented sex tester on your new  lady friend, Tig.

I think Donald Trump used that move first? 

Anyway you'd end up in jail these days if you tried that... 

[Rangie]

I am still recovering after sticking pins in my eyes, next year I'll walk into town with broken glass in my shoes when it's on.