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[megaomega123]

Taffy Jones chatting to his mate in the pub. Jones says, see that row of houses out there? I built all of them from the ground.
Do they call me Jones the builder?
Every year I bake everyones Christmas cakes and Easter cakes.
Do they call me Jones the Baker?
When the villagers have trouble with their cars (especially the Omega owners) I always fix them for them.
Do they call me Jones the mechanic?
On our annual day trip, I always drive the bus.
Do the call me Jones the bus driver?
All the men in the village come to me to get their hair shaved.
Do they call me Jones the hairdresser?













You shag one sheep!  

[Danny]

that's more like it!!

[Markjay]

 

[miggy]

Not funny at all, there is nothing wrong with sheep, it is quite offensive to them.
This is totally, totally un-called for.

Taffy.

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[Baron Von Spongebob]

 

[miggy]

Have you got the new addition to the family yet

CUPCAKE

 

[Baron Von Spongebob]

Hi Miggy
No CUPCAKE yet. Still looking for the ideal thing. Been busy in the garden for the last few days..

However, we do have an addition an unwelcome one. A bloody rat in the garden, I saw it this morning and turned my chair so that SWMBO could not see it and went upsatairs for my gun...One almighty scream when i was upstairs, she had seen Roland climbing up the bird feeder and sitting in the tray eating nuts.  Down i come with gun but he is either wounded or going to show again in the morning.

He is not the cupcake we wanted.. We have no cats around now as neighbour had is put down last week, so out with the rifle and fingers crossed..

[miggy]

Hi Miggy
No CUPCAKE yet. Still looking for the ideal thing. Been busy in the garden for the last few days..

However, we do have an addition an unwelcome one. A bloody rat in the garden, I saw it this morning and turned my chair so that SWMBO could not see it and went upsatairs for my gun...One almighty scream when i was upstairs, she had seen Roland climbing up the bird feeder and sitting in the tray eating nuts.  Down i come with gun but he is either wounded or going to show again in the morning.

He is not the cupcake we wanted.. We have no cats around now as neighbour had is put down last week, so out with the rifle and fingers crossed..

I take it he was eating the KP nuts and not his own, then again with the almighty scream it may have been his he chewed

 

[Darth Loo-knee]

"I'm baffled by your Orange Penis" the doctor told his patient.
"Does anyone else in your family have this condition?"
the concerned fellow said,"No"
"Do you handle any chemicals at work?"queried the doctor.
"I don't work" the patient replied,
"Well, what do you do all day?" said the doctor
"Watch porn and eat Wotsits!"

 

[miggy]