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Title: You've seen the Astra light advert on TV
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 November 2019, 11:46:53
.....the one where a group of young women are wet and ready for sex after spotting a red Astra in the car park. Based on the diet coke advert.

I wonder if the effect would be the same if the Astra was a planet-killing derv, driven by a senile old pensioner from a northern town who has only one friend in the whole wide world......an emaciated whippet. :)
Title: Re: You've seen the Astra light advert on TV
Post by: dave the builder on 14 November 2019, 12:01:03
The idea for that advert came from Vauxhall watching all the nubile ladies flocking round Uncle Stemo
Everyone knows sexy ladies know F*** all about engines  ;)
that's why Uncle Stemo don't post so much on here anymore
too busy fighting off women desperate to have their way with him
he drives a Derv astra so that only he very fittest can catch up with him  :y
I believe the head of his harem is a marathon runner  ::)

jealousy will get you know where Opti   ;D

Title: Re: You've seen the Astra light advert on TV
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 November 2019, 12:13:03
The idea for that advert came from Vauxhall watching all the nubile ladies flocking round Uncle Stemo
Everyone knows sexy ladies know F*** all about engines  ;)
that's why Uncle Stemo don't post so much on here anymore
too busy fighting off women desperate to have their way with him
he drives a Derv astra so that only he very fittest can catch up with him  :y
I believe the head of his harem is a marathon runner  ::)

jealousy will get you know where Opti   ;D

Nah.....that'll be his carers, who are desperate for him to put his trousers on......not take them off. :)
Title: Re: You've seen the Astra light advert on TV
Post by: STEMO on 14 November 2019, 12:28:51
Cheeky barstewards  ;D
That astra is exactly the same colour as wifey's. But, of course, hers is the more sensible option planet killing derv.
Title: Re: You've seen the Astra light advert on TV
Post by: dave the builder on 14 November 2019, 12:29:50
The idea for that advert came from Vauxhall watching all the nubile ladies flocking round Uncle Stemo
Everyone knows sexy ladies know F*** all about engines  ;)
that's why Uncle Stemo don't post so much on here anymore
too busy fighting off women desperate to have their way with him
he drives a Derv astra so that only he very fittest can catch up with him  :y
I believe the head of his harem is a marathon runner  ::)

jealousy will get you know where Opti   ;D

Nah.....that'll be his carers, who are desperate for him to put his todger in......not brush them off. :)
FTFY
Admittedly ,some do dress as sexy nurses ,just to temp him  ::)
Title: Re: You've seen the Astra light advert on TV
Post by: STEMO on 14 November 2019, 12:39:02
A couple of carers would be very welcome, thank you. One of them could take the fickin dog out in this constant, shitty weather, and the other could make me a fry up while I watch morning tv.  :)
Title: Re: You've seen the Astra light advert on TV
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 November 2019, 13:30:53
https://youtu.be/Ng0daQNAwZs (https://youtu.be/Ng0daQNAwZs)

I believe these ladies are available on the NHS in the Barnsley area. :)
Title: Re: You've seen the Astra light advert on TV
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 November 2019, 13:40:37
https://youtu.be/jWoB3tVEKRk (https://youtu.be/jWoB3tVEKRk)

It appears japan is in recession. ........and it is necessary to cut back on carer and nurse uniforms. :)
Title: Re: You've seen the Astra light advert on TV
Post by: STEMO on 14 November 2019, 14:36:17
https://youtu.be/Ng0daQNAwZs (https://youtu.be/Ng0daQNAwZs)

I believe these ladies are available on the NHS in the Barnsley area. :)
Nah, these two

https://youtu.be/wyhiRh_7z9E
Title: Re: You've seen the Astra light advert on TV
Post by: dave the builder on 14 November 2019, 14:51:25
https://youtu.be/Ng0daQNAwZs (https://youtu.be/Ng0daQNAwZs)

I believe these ladies are available on the NHS in the Barnsley area. :)
Nah, these two

https://youtu.be/wyhiRh_7z9E
;D
not seen that in years  :y