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Chat Area => General Car Chat => Topic started by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 November 2019, 11:46:53
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.....the one where a group of young women are wet and ready for sex after spotting a red Astra in the car park. Based on the diet coke advert.
I wonder if the effect would be the same if the Astra was a planet-killing derv, driven by a senile old pensioner from a northern town who has only one friend in the whole wide world......an emaciated whippet. :)
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The idea for that advert came from Vauxhall watching all the nubile ladies flocking round Uncle Stemo
Everyone knows sexy ladies know F*** all about engines ;)
that's why Uncle Stemo don't post so much on here anymore
too busy fighting off women desperate to have their way with him
he drives a Derv astra so that only he very fittest can catch up with him :y
I believe the head of his harem is a marathon runner ::)
jealousy will get you know where Opti ;D
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The idea for that advert came from Vauxhall watching all the nubile ladies flocking round Uncle Stemo
Everyone knows sexy ladies know F*** all about engines ;)
that's why Uncle Stemo don't post so much on here anymore
too busy fighting off women desperate to have their way with him
he drives a Derv astra so that only he very fittest can catch up with him :y
I believe the head of his harem is a marathon runner ::)
jealousy will get you know where Opti ;D
Nah.....that'll be his carers, who are desperate for him to put his trousers on......not take them off. :)
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Cheeky barstewards ;D
That astra is exactly the same colour as wifey's. But, of course, hers is the more sensible option planet killing derv.
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The idea for that advert came from Vauxhall watching all the nubile ladies flocking round Uncle Stemo
Everyone knows sexy ladies know F*** all about engines ;)
that's why Uncle Stemo don't post so much on here anymore
too busy fighting off women desperate to have their way with him
he drives a Derv astra so that only he very fittest can catch up with him :y
I believe the head of his harem is a marathon runner ::)
jealousy will get you know where Opti ;D
Nah.....that'll be his carers, who are desperate for him to put his todger in......not brush them off. :)
FTFY
Admittedly ,some do dress as sexy nurses ,just to temp him ::)
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A couple of carers would be very welcome, thank you. One of them could take the fickin dog out in this constant, shitty weather, and the other could make me a fry up while I watch morning tv. :)
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https://youtu.be/Ng0daQNAwZs (https://youtu.be/Ng0daQNAwZs)
I believe these ladies are available on the NHS in the Barnsley area. :)
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https://youtu.be/jWoB3tVEKRk (https://youtu.be/jWoB3tVEKRk)
It appears japan is in recession. ........and it is necessary to cut back on carer and nurse uniforms. :)
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https://youtu.be/Ng0daQNAwZs (https://youtu.be/Ng0daQNAwZs)
I believe these ladies are available on the NHS in the Barnsley area. :)
Nah, these two
https://youtu.be/wyhiRh_7z9E
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https://youtu.be/Ng0daQNAwZs (https://youtu.be/Ng0daQNAwZs)
I believe these ladies are available on the NHS in the Barnsley area. :)
Nah, these two
https://youtu.be/wyhiRh_7z9E
;D
not seen that in years :y