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Title: Tough decision
Post by: BazaJT on 14 December 2018, 08:03:00

The world pie eating championships[held in Wigan] are in a bit of turmoil.It's been suggested by some that the meat and potato pies cause too much flatulence among the contestants making it uncomfortable for the spectators and increasing the amount of methane in the atmosphere :D So they have advocated the use of chicken pies as a substitute :o.Many are understandably against this change on the grounds that a chicken pie is easier to eat and therefore "lesser"pie eaters would enter and lower the class of competition  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Tough decision
Post by: Rods2 on 14 December 2018, 08:34:29

Sounds like a load of hot air to me. ::)

Title: Re: Tough decision
Post by: shyboy on 14 December 2018, 10:11:44

It won't solve the odour problem. Have you ever used chicken sh*t fertiliser pellets on the garden?

Title: Re: Tough decision
Post by: Bigron on 14 December 2018, 10:39:55

Vegetarians' farts are criminally worse!  ::)

Ron.

Title: Re: Tough decision
Post by: Varche on 14 December 2018, 13:01:13

That reminds me of our last visit to Harrogate. Nice restaurant . One item was a 72 oz steak meal which was free if eaten within an hour . ;D)

The peace was disturbed when a you g lad took it on watched by his admiring dolly bird. The dish was paraded around the room for everyone to see before he set too. I wonder if he is still alive.

Title: Re: Tough decision
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 December 2018, 13:06:27

I've given up eating steak.

 I'm  lucky if I get one in ten that is truly tender. :-\

Title: Re: Tough decision
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 14 December 2018, 14:05:55

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 December 2018, 13:06:27

I've given up eating steak.

 I'm  lucky if I get one in ten that is truly tender. :-\

Our local farm shop does excellent steaks. :y  At a price though.  ::)

Supermarket steak has to have the crap beaten out of it with a 16lb sledgey to make it remotely edible.  :(  ::)

Title: Re: Tough decision
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 14 December 2018, 14:38:52

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 14 December 2018, 14:05:55

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 December 2018, 13:06:27

I've given up eating steak.

 I'm  lucky if I get one in ten that is truly tender. :-\

Our local farm shop does excellent steaks. :y  At a price though.  ::)

Supermarket steak has to have the crap beaten out of it with a 16lb sledgey to make it remotely spreadable.  :(  ::)

Can't you buy beef paté :-\

Title: Re: Tough decision
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 14 December 2018, 15:41:25

Done a 32 oz steak once with all the trimmings it was bloody lovely, mind that was 20 years ago don't think I could manage one that big now.

Title: Re: Tough decision
Post by: ronnyd on 14 December 2018, 16:12:23

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 December 2018, 13:06:27

I've given up eating steak.

 I'm  lucky if I get one in ten that is truly tender. :-\

+1 :y Since the mad cow outbreak having a steak is a total lottery :(

Title: Re: Tough decision
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 14 December 2018, 17:13:49

Quote from: ronnyd on 14 December 2018, 16:12:23

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 December 2018, 13:06:27

I've given up eating steak.

 I'm  lucky if I get one in ten that is truly tender. :-\

+1 :y Since the mad cow outbreak having a steak is a total lottery :(

.


Still love a T bone .

Title: Re: Tough decision
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 14 December 2018, 17:28:52

The best steaks I've eaten in recent years have been in Texas.  :y

Chlorine washed, irradiated, and full of hormones and penicillin no doubt!  :P

Yum!  ;D