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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Olympics. Not just Olympics but French Olympics ffs !
I find almost all sport utterly tedious, but swmbo wont miss a minute of it. So Ive had to suffer it for a fortnight, or watch the little telly upstairs
Thankfully it finishes tonight, but not before four hours of the closing ceremony.  :'(
We actually attended the UK Olympics closing ceremony, where I had to endure listening to the Spice Girls sounding like five cats being strangled simultaneously, and still suffer mild PTSD because of it.
The tickets were worth £600 each if my memory serves, but would she flog them ? would she f... 
As TB used to say - cant live with them, cant shoot them. 
In her defence though, at least she detests ABBA.   

The closing ceremony much like the opening ceremony being 'woke as f*uck' in order to demonstrate diversity and inclusion.

I found it hard to get my head around breakdancing now being an olympic sport.........but not as hard as some Algerian dude winning the gold medal in the women's boxing. His XY chromosomes had no problem battering the crap out of a bunch of XX girlies. Apparently it's progressive.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

The heat. If I want to boil in 30 + degrees, I will waste my hard earned money and go abroad.
Cant stick it tbh. Its hideous. 

[STEMO]

The heat. If I want to boil in 30 + degrees, I will waste my hard earned money and go abroad.
Cant stick it tbh. Its hideous. 

We've just been out for a long walk with doggie, it's only 28° here 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Mowed bith gardens earlier when it was 28, then took the Tortoise for its daily walk around the garden for an hour. 
Its 32 now which Im far too old for. 

[countrywoman]

£55 to get 7 lamps PAT tested but at least I caught him right so he can do them on the way from another job Weds, also had to shell out £60 for a new windscreen excess but they cant do it till a week after MOT. Then its the useless Auto windscreen idiot, no choice from my insurance.

[Varche]

Mowed bith gardens earlier when it was 28, then took the Tortoise for its daily walk around the garden for an hour. 
Its 32 now which Im far too old for. 

  Lightweight! At least it isnt going to be over 25C all night so we can at least sleep. One plus of being in traffic congested England is at least it is cool. The thing with global warming is it sounds nicer than global cooling so bring it on. I bet in 50 years time folk in England will be saying oh thank god its only 38C. 
Carer arrived today and said its mafting, if I was at home I would have no clothes on...... Haven't heard that word for years. I did try and visualise her at home though.

[Kevin Wood]

£55 to get 7 lamps PAT tested but at least I caught him right so he can do them on the way from another job Weds, also had to shell out £60 for a new windscreen excess but they cant do it till a week after MOT. Then its the useless Auto windscreen idiot, no choice from my insurance.

That's expensive for 7 stickers.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Mowed bith gardens earlier when it was 28, then took the Tortoise for its daily walk around the garden for an hour. 
Its 32 now which Im far too old for. 

  Lightweight! At least it isnt going to be over 25C all night so we can at least sleep. One plus of being in traffic congested England is at least it is cool. The thing with global warming is it sounds nicer than global cooling so bring it on. I bet in 50 years time folk in England will be saying oh thank god its only 38C. 
Carer arrived today and said its mafting, if I was at home I would have no clothes on...... Haven't heard that word for years. I did try and visualise her at home though.

19 year old blonde with big tits?   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Mowed bith gardens earlier when it was 28, then took the Tortoise for its daily walk around the garden for an hour. 
Its 32 now which Im far too old for. 

  Lightweight! At least it isnt going to be over 25C all night so we can at least sleep. One plus of being in traffic congested England is at least it is cool. The thing with global warming is it sounds nicer than global cooling so bring it on. I bet in 50 years time folk in England will be saying oh thank god its only 38C. 
Carer arrived today and said its mafting, if I was at home I would have no clothes on...... Haven't heard that word for years. I did try and visualise her at home though.

19 year old blonde with big tits?   

Marina memories?

[Raeturbo]

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[Raeturbo]

Keep your hands in your pockets Tigg👍🤣

[STEMO]

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Troy Tempest was pulling her strings.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

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Troy Tempest was pulling her strings.

Dumb bitch.

[Sir Tigger KC]

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Troy Tempest was pulling her strings.

Dumb bitch.

I knew a girl called Marina.  She wasn't dumb, she wasn't blonde and she didn't have big tits.  She was rather nice tho.... 

[Raeturbo]

Is there a sting in this???🤣^^