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General Discussion Area / Re: Feeling good today.
« on: 07 June 2014, 15:37:59 »I remeber a nun telling me I was destined to burn at the gates of hell, one of my proudest moments
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You won't be the only scouser there...
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General Discussion Area / Feeling good today.
« on: 07 June 2014, 15:08:43 »
The wife of one of my friends is something of a 'bible basher'. Truth be known we've never really hit it off. Arguments are a regular fixture whenever we meet.
This morning she called me a 'heathen' followed by 'Godless sinner'. She also told me that I have the morals of an alley cat.
It's not every day I get complemented, so I'm walking tall today.
This morning she called me a 'heathen' followed by 'Godless sinner'. She also told me that I have the morals of an alley cat.
It's not every day I get complemented, so I'm walking tall today.
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General Car Chat / Re: Dilemma
« on: 06 June 2014, 20:07:49 »Your omega, your corsa and £7000 might buy it, as long as both are fully serviced and have a 12 month mot.Still no price for the Jaaagggggg.You've got enough old cars already.
I'll be after your Daewoo next. How does £400 sold as seen sound?
If it's not worth the money it'll be my problem.
You know you want to.
Oh yeah, and a go on your sister in law.
...as for this part of the equation. Be careful what you wish for.
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General Car Chat / Re: Dilemma
« on: 06 June 2014, 20:06:24 »Your omega, your corsa and £7000 might buy it, as long as both are fully serviced and have a 12 month mot.Still no price for the Jaaagggggg.You've got enough old cars already.
I'll be after your Daewoo next. How does £400 sold as seen sound?
If it's not worth the money it'll be my problem.
You know you want to.
Oh yeah, and a go on your sister in law.
A sense of humour is a wonderful thing........
The offer is now £350.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Doctor
« on: 06 June 2014, 20:03:15 »
I'm the original and best. A genuine doctor.
The rest of you are frauds.
The rest of you are frauds.
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General Car Chat / Re: Dilemma
« on: 06 June 2014, 19:00:25 »Still no price for the Jaaagggggg.You've got enough old cars already.
I'll be after your Daewoo next. How does £400 sold as seen sound?
If it's not worth the money it'll be my problem.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Oof clinic.
« on: 06 June 2014, 17:08:05 »I'm depressed.What should I do?
Jump.
Up and down I mean. Exercise is good for depression. Although I got this from the internet as I have no experience of depression.
Thanks Doc!!
Ooo and maybe some little blue pills from the OOF Apothecary Shop? Just to give me a little extra jump!
Sorry, Sir Tig....but at your age the lady in question may prove too much for you,
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General Car Chat / Re: Dilemma
« on: 06 June 2014, 17:05:11 »
Still no price for the Jaaagggggg.
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General Car Chat / Re: Online Free Car Check -New Beta Site includes MOT details
« on: 06 June 2014, 15:56:58 »Yep, works for me too..
Which reminds me the tax is due on the BMW at the end of the month and the reminder hasn't turned up in the post yet.
I used to write 'Tax in post' on a piece of paper, and then put it in the tax disc holder.
Worked well enough in the seventies.
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General Car Chat / Re: Online Free Car Check -New Beta Site includes MOT details
« on: 06 June 2014, 15:54:54 »
Yep, it works for the family Corsa,too.
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General Car Chat / Re: Online Free Car Check -New Beta Site includes MOT details
« on: 06 June 2014, 15:51:18 »The best way to check if it's accurate is to get Opti to check each of his fleet ;
Fleet.......You mean a ten year old Corsa and a ten year old Omega.
Website works for the Omega. I'll check out the Corsa now.
Sorry.....both of my fleet are now eleven years old (2003).
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General Car Chat / Re: Dilemma
« on: 06 June 2014, 10:33:09 »Any component can fail early - ive just put a warranty claim in for a fuel filler solenoid on the Zafira.
If its faulty, you'll get your money back. However, it 'could' be the wrong one in a similar fashion to Debs a long time ago, check faq / maint guides, theres a differences pic somewhere
Ah...Ms. Debs.
A name from the past. How/where is this lady these days?
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General Car Chat / Re: Dacia and Daewoo
« on: 06 June 2014, 10:30:48 »What about that Rossi fellow...?
Again, not a real doctor. He can ride though.
Popular nickname in Italy for somebody who is an expert in something. So Rossi is an expert rider, CG is an expert insuspenders,suspension, cem in painting and that just leaves Doctor Lord Opti, who has a PHD in diplomacy and never upsets anybody except when his discusses with his wife, using his gynecology skills with her sister and then he has to practice laptop dancing.
Ooooh, just the thought is enough to give me a lazy lob.
Please stop it, Mr Rods.
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General Car Chat / Re: Womwomwom. Is there a Dr in the house?
« on: 06 June 2014, 10:27:41 »
I'm a doctor, but I'm sorry to say that you are beyond help, Mr (not Dr) Gixer.
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General Car Chat / Re: Dilemma
« on: 05 June 2014, 23:24:59 »It's a 1995 XJ6 3.2 Sport auto Officially called X300 it was the last of the straight six engined Jags before the V8s were introduced in 1997.It's not perfect and is classed as a condition 2 car MOT'd to November.Am I allowed to mention price on here[I don't want to fall foul of forum rules]
I would.