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General Discussion Area / Re: gout

« on: 05 June 2014, 22:43:55 »

I'm sometimes known as the gout doctor.

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General Car Chat / Re: Dilemma

« on: 05 June 2014, 22:40:48 »

Which Jag do you own Baza and how much would you like for it?

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General Car Chat / Re: Dacia and Daewoo

« on: 05 June 2014, 21:20:12 »

What about that Rossi fellow...?

Again, not a real doctor. He can ride though.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Televisual feast.....

« on: 05 June 2014, 21:17:59 »

Total shite.

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General Discussion Area / Re: gout

« on: 05 June 2014, 21:16:48 »

Gout is often caused by excess alcohol.

Just saying.

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General Car Chat / Re: A happy coincidence!

« on: 05 June 2014, 19:56:26 »

A chap popped round this evening to pick up a couple of bits for a v6 into scimitar project he's doing. As I've mentioned I am now driving a rare early Saab 9000 Griffin of which there are only 48 left . What does he pull up in ...a bloody 9000 Griffin. I've been struggling to find a few bits for mine, being the early type, and he has a similar breaker which should really help my one out with a bit of part trading both ways! Made up  we were both a but taken aback by the chances of it.

Nice guy too 

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General Car Chat / Re: A happy coincidence!

« on: 05 June 2014, 19:56:11 »

That is spooky.

I feel the 'Twilight Zone' theme music coming on.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Travel rage

« on: 05 June 2014, 19:52:58 »

More Brandy, obviously.

That's probably the cause, what's the cure?

Oi, who's the Dr here? You or me?

Neither. You are a pair of rogues.  I'm the only real doctor on OOF.

I give you my word as a gentleman.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Diabetes sufferers

« on: 05 June 2014, 19:49:42 »

Far too many bogus doctors around here for my liking. I'm minded to complain to the medical council.

I can certainly get that Gixer chappie struck off.

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General Car Chat / Re: Dacia and Daewoo

« on: 05 June 2014, 19:46:54 »

Yeh it's called the engine on a FWD!

Ah. A Daewoo engine as I a dif mount on an omega. ....will it be big enough though ?

Yes. That makes perfect sense, if you're an imbecile.

For the managers of the world, Brandy. Now run along, your not that unwell. Just the impulsive purchasing to sort out

You're not a proper doctor like me.

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General Car Chat / Re: DTi test drive results after clutch kit change

« on: 05 June 2014, 18:47:09 »

Ermmmm....it's an omega and, therefore, breaks down regularly.

The honeymoon period with your Daewoo will soon be over. You mark my words.

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General Car Chat / Re: What a difference.

« on: 05 June 2014, 17:08:05 »

You would not believe the price of tractor tyres !! Mind you takes a while to get down to 3mm..

Steve doesn't have to buy his own tyres (or cars for that matter) He's a scouser.

Steven Gerrard is the only scouser who actually buys his own car.

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General Car Chat / Re: What a difference.

« on: 05 June 2014, 16:18:34 »

What do you two turnips put on your tractors?

I don't have a tractor.

Combine Harvester yes.......tractor no.

I bought it of the Wurzels for £10. Those boys are none too bright.

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General Discussion Area / Re: have a look at this if you still drink Coke!

« on: 05 June 2014, 16:14:46 »

Interesting, but not really a big surprise.

Now, how about good old sausages . . . . 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/11/what-sausage-is-made-of_n_2272807.html

YumYum   

Sausages unhealthy, too. Whatever next?

well at least vegetables, fruit, and pork pies are healthy.

Pork Pies !  Ahhh the stuff of dreams  If the time ever comes when I am told my time is limited, or the end of the World is nigh, I'll stuff myself stupid with them to speed things along 

I'm waiting for the day that the Governemnt declares that smoking is actually good for you. I will start again immediately (gave up over 2 yrs ago)

Pork Pies

40 years ago this summer, I used to make pork pies at a bakery. In those days nothing grivelsome went into them although an operative did lose her finger end one day applying lids.

The endless quest to maintain or increase profit has reduced the quality of a lot of things.

A rare treat for some lucky pork pie muncher.

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General Discussion Area / Re: have a look at this if you still drink Coke!

« on: 05 June 2014, 16:13:22 »

'Gristler's' pasties are the worst.

Plenty of 'scrotal sack' and 'connective tissue' for those who are partial to it.

I believe you mean Ginsters Opti Thoroughly disgusting when i had a sausage roll , full of gristle of some sort 

No I don't, Mr Emd.

'Gristler's' is a far more appropriate name.