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General Discussion Area / Re: Teleportation
« on: 21 June 2008, 11:59:18 »
Naturally,it could only be done with hermetically sealed chambers to stop contamination.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Teleportation
« on: 21 June 2008, 11:43:26 »Quote
Do dilitithium crystals (or whatever it was they used) cause global warming?
Not sure its feasible, as the tax on the crystals will be too high if fatty brown cottons on....
Had a word with Scotty, he says dilithium crystals are carbon neutral
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General Discussion Area / Teleportation
« on: 21 June 2008, 11:34:19 »
I've come up with the idea to cure excessive car use.
The answer is teleportation!
We know this is possible, in fact we have already seen Captain Kirk and Mr Spock do it in the 23rd Century (or was it 1968)
Think of the advantages. No CO2 emmissions, means no melting ice caps, which means no flooded lowland areas, which means you won't have to pay extra insurance.
Another plus point, no cars means no women drivers, so you would'nt need to worry about Lizzie Zoom hurtling towards you on the wrong side of the road, whilst putting on her makeup.
Naturally, all male members of OOF would be exempt, and would be alowed to use ther Omegas as they pleased. This would be on deserted roads, with no speed limits and............Utopia
The answer is teleportation!
We know this is possible, in fact we have already seen Captain Kirk and Mr Spock do it in the 23rd Century (or was it 1968)
Think of the advantages. No CO2 emmissions, means no melting ice caps, which means no flooded lowland areas, which means you won't have to pay extra insurance.
Another plus point, no cars means no women drivers, so you would'nt need to worry about Lizzie Zoom hurtling towards you on the wrong side of the road, whilst putting on her makeup.
Naturally, all male members of OOF would be exempt, and would be alowed to use ther Omegas as they pleased. This would be on deserted roads, with no speed limits and............Utopia
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General Discussion Area / Re: I DETEST Ebay
« on: 18 June 2008, 22:20:37 »
51 plate 2.6CD FVSH 12 months mot . Almost mint 90000 miles.
Ebay buy it now price £1750 .Paid £1140. Well pleased.
Ebay buy it now price £1750 .Paid £1140. Well pleased.
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General Discussion Area / Re: I DETEST Ebay
« on: 18 June 2008, 20:51:55 »
so, in a Forest Gump moment bought my latest omega on it.
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General Discussion Area / Re: I DETEST Ebay
« on: 18 June 2008, 20:49:13 »
Ebay ,full of crooks
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General Discussion Area / Re: Insurance Broker Con, well it felt like it.
« on: 20 June 2008, 20:47:54 »
insurance for young people is costly. Fiesta1.1 plus 21 year old girl equals £800
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General Discussion Area / Re: Are Sun readers really thick?
« on: 19 June 2008, 20:30:26 »
thats the trouble with sun readers .. They believe everything the paper says.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Are Sun readers really thick?
« on: 19 June 2008, 19:45:46 »
Claire Short wanted to get rid of page 3. That's the only good thing in it. I'd keep that and bin the rest of it.
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General Discussion Area / Are Sun readers really thick?
« on: 19 June 2008, 19:14:55 »
I think I already know the answer to this one.
A short joke to demonstrate ;
2 armed Sun readers robbing a bank "Give me all the money or we'll blow your f***ing heads off!!"
"Are you Sun readers?" enquires the lady bank employee.
"Yes we are. How could you know that
?"
"Because you've sawn the wrong end off your shot gun!"
A short joke to demonstrate ;
2 armed Sun readers robbing a bank "Give me all the money or we'll blow your f***ing heads off!!"
"Are you Sun readers?" enquires the lady bank employee.
"Yes we are. How could you know that
?""Because you've sawn the wrong end off your shot gun!"
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General Discussion Area / Re: Sales V Interest Rates
« on: 20 June 2008, 10:11:42 »
Governments have always pushed up interest rates in order to combat inflation.So the next move is likely to be up.
But we need to bring interest rates down in order to get the housing market moving again.
Little or no growth added to rising inflation equals stagflation.
Hard times ahead.Especially for those who have just bought a house.
But we need to bring interest rates down in order to get the housing market moving again.
Little or no growth added to rising inflation equals stagflation.
Hard times ahead.Especially for those who have just bought a house.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Cars
« on: 19 June 2008, 16:48:54 »
Only used to 10 second quarter mile superbikes. 7.4 second quarters must suck the moisture from your eye balls.
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General Discussion Area / Re: 3 Little things that should be better
« on: 19 June 2008, 19:43:21 »Quote
should have got an elite then
I thought the Elite had the same centre console. Could be wrong though.
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General Discussion Area / Re: 3 Little things that should be better
« on: 19 June 2008, 19:16:58 »Quote
Surely the centre consul is the same on both your cars :-/
You can retrofit the variable wipe
Yes Dazzler its crap on them of both. Couldn't they come up with a better design