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General Car Chat / Re: Dumb motorways ....

« on: 27 January 2020, 00:00:46 »

Listening to the  audio of the bloke calling in his breakdown is chilling 
Any govt minister or adviser planning how they make the smart roads safer, obviously now need to spend some  time in a live lane @ night with the motor turned off 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Highway Code rule 243

« on: 23 January 2020, 00:16:14 »

I live in the burbs & the parking my way is a nightmare 
Next door,,, Mum has a car & so does Dad not forgetting  his van & eldest boy has the same.
Now their girl is learning & has a fiesta, her pink scooter is now just left on the pavement.

We`ve got 3 cars 3 bikes, a van &   the driveway is currently blocked by a caravan    & that`s just 2 houses out of 20 in our road 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Main Dealers

« on: 13 January 2020, 01:09:34 »

Is E cars milk floats??  Could admin ban all talk of milk floats, as they have the same effect as, any type of vegetablist, dogooder, they need banning.

As kids these are probably the ppl that spent most of their school careers getting their heads flushed down the nearest toilet 

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General Discussion Area / Re: You have 2 weeks....

« on: 06 January 2020, 23:49:50 »

Communist

Lord Voldemort more like...

They told the world that 500,000 people took part, and that is possibly true, but it doesn't mean that they actually voted for Corbyn or anyone else. The Politburo that runs Nomentum could simply have gone through the motions and presented 'He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy as leader... After all, if it's good enough for His Highest Excellency Putin The Unequivocable then it's good enough for the lefty loons here.

Besides, don't forget that Bernie Sanders won every Primary against Hillarious Clinton, yet the still presented her as their presidential candidate as elected...

If the Antisocialists in the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave, [insert doffed cap smiley here] feel that is appropriate, then I can see no reason why they wouldn't do the same here

Be better off spending £25 on a packet of fags and a lottery ticket

 

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General Discussion Area / Re: You have 2 weeks....

« on: 06 January 2020, 22:46:15 »

And I wouldn't trust them to count the votes for the candidates they don't want

But it`s on record that more than 500,000 people took part in the last leadership contest, & Sir Jeremy was re-elected in 2016. or maybe Lord Corbyn sounds better 

"A force for good and a force for change" ; rather catchy I thought 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Tin hat time?

« on: 05 January 2020, 00:01:04 »

The Channel would be a start

Good point    me & the pooch jogged around the hill early this morning  & both carriers  are still firmly tied up in harbor

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General Discussion Area / Re: Tin hat time?

« on: 04 January 2020, 00:54:34 »

well not actually into the straits, but at the very least; get out into the gulf

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General Discussion Area / Re: Tin hat time?

« on: 03 January 2020, 23:40:05 »

No better time to get that carrier out into the straits 

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Omega General Help / Re: Accelera Tyres

« on: 31 December 2019, 15:06:29 »

Your in that London place, there's plenty of  little side street, tyre fitting places that do some good deals, and I would think you could get the tyre that you want fitted, for £70 a corner.
 Stop over thinking a simple issue.

They're disappearing faster than pubs. A decent sized premises is worth far more as a building site than as a business.

I dropped a young Polish gal I work with up to a strange place called Feltham just before Xmas. Her sister used to work in a local pub, but some upgrades were made & that pub is now a Tesco Express   

Nice of you to save her the walk of shame

I thought it was my duty to.........   
Nah she`s well out of my league, although I did get a peck on the cheek 

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Omega General Help / Re: scuttle leak into spark plug wells/bores, water and oil: further advice please

« on: 31 December 2019, 14:49:54 »

 length of clear narrow bore tube & suck on the end  worked for me

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Omega General Help / Re: Accelera Tyres

« on: 31 December 2019, 00:21:54 »

Your in that London place, there's plenty of  little side street, tyre fitting places that do some good deals, and I would think you could get the tyre that you want fitted, for £70 a corner.
 Stop over thinking a simple issue.

They're disappearing faster than pubs. A decent sized premises is worth far more as a building site than as a business.

I dropped a young Polish gal I work with up to a strange place called Feltham just before Xmas. Her sister used to work in a local pub, but some upgrades were made & that pub is now a Tesco Express   

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Omega Electrical and Audio Help / Re: Front fog-lights on a non-fog-light car

« on: 30 December 2019, 23:51:52 »

I don’t know who will agree with me on this but I find these fog lights absolutely useless, so if I was you I wouldn’t bother

They work quite well at illuminating the kerb/verge in heavy fog.

Obviously the world is full of 'tards who think they should have them on all the time, as the opps you I'm OK Jack attitude spreads

agree ,  the other night I relied upon them to stay in touch with the nearside & kept running into pockets of mist/ fog behind the South Downs. Not helped by another car, that had latched onto me & was using me to light his way ahead 

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Omega General Help / Re: Blowing exhaust manifold

« on: 30 December 2019, 23:12:32 »

 I watched a YT video where a bloke fixed a cracked EX manifold 
A powerful vacuum cleaner nozzle was shoved up the exhaust pipe & 2 part liquid metal was painted over the crack & was seen to be sucked down into it.
I do like the idea of this    even if does sound bonkers

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General Discussion Area / Re: Come on TB.......

« on: 28 December 2019, 22:15:30 »

It's easy enough to get jizz stains off cloth seats

Nope those Marina boys didn`t even have to worry about a damp patch 
It was probably even mentioned in the glossy BL ads that appeared in Mayfair or Penthouse

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General Discussion Area / Re: Come on TB.......

« on: 28 December 2019, 21:44:35 »

OMG not again..... 

Could any of the old slappers from your Marina days help out?

Back in the Marina days they were enthusiastic nubile young wenches! 

 Any girl full of scrumpy, was entusiastic, especially in doorset, when she saw one of them new fangled car thingys.

I can see the  BL vinyl seat covers in that passion wagon being a bonus 
A quick spit & wipe over & John Travolta Sir Tig was ready for the next lovely