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Bloody typical....
« on: 06 March 2012, 20:28:35 »

....the one night I need er-indoors to do something and shes washing her hair.

I want to finish this dam series 3 Land Rover's brakes and need somebody to operate the pedal so I can bleed them!
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Re: Bloody typical....
« Reply #1 on: 06 March 2012, 20:30:44 »

Stick her in the seat with a towel on her head :y
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Re: Bloody typical....
« Reply #2 on: 06 March 2012, 20:31:25 »

....the one night I need er-indoors to do something and shes washing her hair.

I want to finish this dam series 3 Land Rover's brakes and need somebody to operate the pedal so I can bleed them!
Thats why the dear lord invented Eezibleeds
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Re: Bloody typical....
« Reply #3 on: 06 March 2012, 20:35:01 »

....the one night I need er-indoors to do something and shes washing her hair.

I want to finish this dam series 3 Land Rover's brakes and need somebody to operate the pedal so I can bleed them!
Thats why the dear lord invented Eezibleeds

And 30 years ago an easibleed kit might have come with a cap big enough to fit this 50's technology!  :P ....sadly my more modern variant does not  >:(
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Re: Bloody typical....
« Reply #4 on: 06 March 2012, 20:35:11 »

Im sure you will think of something...

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Re: Bloody typical....
« Reply #5 on: 06 March 2012, 20:41:59 »

Hmmm, now wheres my acro prop.
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Re: Bloody typical....
« Reply #6 on: 06 March 2012, 21:11:38 »

any suggestions how to get an injector out of a merc vito suffering from the black death?
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Re: Bloody typical....
« Reply #7 on: 06 March 2012, 21:12:49 »

....the one night I need er-indoors to do something and shes washing her hair.

I want to finish this dam series 3 Land Rover's brakes and need somebody to operate the pedal so I can bleed them!
Thats why the dear lord invented Eezibleeds

And 30 years ago an easibleed kit might have come with a cap big enough to fit this 50's technology!  :P ....sadly my more modern variant does not  >:(
/tunnie mode on

Gaffer tape the cap on

;D
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Re: Bloody typical....
« Reply #8 on: 06 March 2012, 21:18:25 »

....the one night I need er-indoors to do something and shes washing her hair.

I want to finish this dam series 3 Land Rover's brakes and need somebody to operate the pedal so I can bleed them!
Thats why the dear lord invented Eezibleeds

And 30 years ago an easibleed kit might have come with a cap big enough to fit this 50's technology!  :P ....sadly my more modern variant does not  >:(
/tunnie mode on

Gaffer tape the cap on

;D

I remember the crocodile clip on the battery and gaffer taping the wire along the wing to power a stereo when he drove up to the Lakes in his Senator, that was class ;D ;D
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Re: Bloody typical....
« Reply #9 on: 06 March 2012, 21:20:26 »

....the one night I need er-indoors to do something and shes washing her hair.

I want to finish this dam series 3 Land Rover's brakes and need somebody to operate the pedal so I can bleed them!
Thats why the dear lord invented Eezibleeds

And 30 years ago an easibleed kit might have come with a cap big enough to fit this 50's technology!  :P ....sadly my more modern variant does not  >:(
/tunnie mode on

Gaffer tape the cap on

;D

I remember the crocodile clip on the battery and gaffer taping the wire along the wing to power a stereo when he drove up to the Lakes in his Senator, that was class ;D ;D
He never fails to surprise me ;D
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Re: Bloody typical....
« Reply #10 on: 06 March 2012, 21:21:33 »

....the one night I need er-indoors to do something and shes washing her hair.

I want to finish this dam series 3 Land Rover's brakes and need somebody to operate the pedal so I can bleed them!
Thats why the dear lord invented Eezibleeds

And 30 years ago an easibleed kit might have come with a cap big enough to fit this 50's technology!  :P ....sadly my more modern variant does not  >:(
/tunnie mode on

Gaffer tape the cap on

;D

I remember the crocodile clip on the battery and gaffer taping the wire along the wing to power a stereo when he drove up to the Lakes in his Senator, that was class ;D ;D
He never fails to surprise me ;D

We could have a sub-section in the maint guides titled 'This is how Tunnie does it....'
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Re: Bloody typical....
« Reply #11 on: 06 March 2012, 21:22:39 »

....the one night I need er-indoors to do something and shes washing her hair.

I want to finish this dam series 3 Land Rover's brakes and need somebody to operate the pedal so I can bleed them!
Thats why the dear lord invented Eezibleeds

And 30 years ago an easibleed kit might have come with a cap big enough to fit this 50's technology!  :P ....sadly my more modern variant does not  >:(
/tunnie mode on

Gaffer tape the cap on

;D

I remember the crocodile clip on the battery and gaffer taping the wire along the wing to power a stereo when he drove up to the Lakes in his Senator, that was class ;D ;D
He never fails to surprise me ;D

We could have a sub-section in the maint guides titled 'This is how Tunnie does it....'

Tunnies Tips ;D
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Re: Bloody typical....
« Reply #12 on: 06 March 2012, 21:23:57 »

This is how Tunnie does it?
 
Tunnies tip?
 
James will be embarrassed..... ;D
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Re: Bloody typical....
« Reply #13 on: 06 March 2012, 21:26:09 »

....the one night I need er-indoors to do something and shes washing her hair.

I want to finish this dam series 3 Land Rover's brakes and need somebody to operate the pedal so I can bleed them!

  Bleedin' brakes!!!! ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Bloody typical....
« Reply #14 on: 06 March 2012, 21:44:23 »

any suggestions how to get an injector out of a merc vito suffering from the black death?

Usual trick is diesel or plus gas around them and get them hot.......but you need to scrape all the carbon and crap out first......is it leaking by any chance!
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