It is obviously Christmas Eve today and Christmas day tomorrow. This is obvious as I'm wrapping presents for my daughter and the grandchildren tonight and going over to her's for Christmas day tomorrow, like I do every year.
On Wednesday, 4 days after Christmas, my daughter, her partner, my grandchildren, my stepson and his family and my ex-wife are all flying out to Florida for 2 weeks holiday. Apparently it is much cheaper to fly there 4 days after Christmas than it is 3. I don't understand why, but it is.
I'm sure once STEMO has been released from the vicars dunking stool, for 'improving' the church fresco with his crayons,
he will be able to explain why flying to Florida 4 days after Christmas is cheaper than 3.
Oh, we might be waiting a bit longer as STEMO has got 100 lines to do as well. "I must not store my crayons there, as it hurts the vicar's bottom".