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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #15 on: 06 June 2014, 11:59:55 »

Is your Surgery in Reading?
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« Reply #16 on: 06 June 2014, 12:49:58 »

Not Reading.
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« Reply #17 on: 06 June 2014, 12:51:01 »

...and make sure you get the right day for appointments. >:(
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« Reply #18 on: 06 June 2014, 12:53:16 »

I have my rubber gloves on. Please form an orderly queue. Thank you.


who you plan to finger first ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #19 on: 06 June 2014, 14:21:08 »

Has our resident Dr cem(tinterweb) been sacked for mal practice..

and if your surgery is not in Reading it must be in Slough :)
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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #20 on: 06 June 2014, 14:40:49 »

I'm depressed.  :(  What should I do?  :-\
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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #21 on: 06 June 2014, 14:43:00 »

Doctors,

There apears to be a problem, not with me but some people on a thing called the internet, specifically a corner of the internet known as OOF.

For some difficult to understand reason a few people seem to think they are some kind of Lord or doctor without any kind of custrad test proof of a qualification

It seems to relate to council house dwellers in a popular suberb of London called Reading and a belief that a house with a 30ft garden is a country manor, these people also own or indeed have owned a heavy, average, at best, performance car designed in the 90's that  breaks down alot.

A few suggestions of Oedipus complex and small willy syndrome have yet to be formally linked with the behaviour as does the obsession with sleeping with other owners of said vehicle, but there is a direct link between the car they drive and Schrodlinger's cat ( is the car alive or dead?), hopefully with your combined doctorial knowledge you can come up with a reason and cure for this strange behaviour.

We live in hope

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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #22 on: 06 June 2014, 15:03:03 »

No chance ;D
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« Reply #23 on: 06 June 2014, 15:14:39 »

I'm depressed.  :(  What should I do?  :-\

Jump.
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« Reply #24 on: 06 June 2014, 15:15:28 »

I'm depressed.  :(  What should I do?  :-\

Jump.

Up and down I mean. Exercise is good for depression. Although I got this from the internet as I have no experience of depression. :)
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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #25 on: 06 June 2014, 15:29:32 »

I'm depressed.  :(  What should I do?  :-\

Jump.

Up and down I mean. Exercise is good for depression. Although I got this from the internet as I have no experience of depression. :)

Thanks Doc!!  :y  I wonder if I can get Dr Opti to refer me to his sister in law for some therapeutic jumping sessions?  :-\   ::)

Ooo and maybe some little blue pills from the OOF Apothecary Shop?  Just to give me a little extra jump!  :)
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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #26 on: 06 June 2014, 15:37:39 »

Tiggers can bounce without the help of pills, everyone knows that.
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« Reply #27 on: 06 June 2014, 15:45:56 »

Tiggers can bounce without the help of pills, everyone knows that.

That's true Dr, but a little extra bounce never hurt anyone!  :y
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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #28 on: 06 June 2014, 16:23:06 »

Am I paranoid, where I try to avoid doctors, by the simple expedient of not being ill, but everytime I go on OOF to read about cars, how to fix Omegas and an area for irrelevant discussions about irrelevant things, there seems to be more and more quacks doctors lurking around the website.

Should I ignore or join them? ???
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Re: Oof clinic.
« Reply #29 on: 06 June 2014, 16:53:57 »

If you can't beat them....  ::)

I decided that I'm not depressed after all, but horribly hungover!  :(  Jumping around as per Dr Gixer's advice just gave me a savage headache!  ::)  Forgot that I was out on the razzle last night....  :P  ;D
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