Doctors,
There apears to be a problem, not with me but some people on a thing called the internet, specifically a corner of the internet known as OOF.
For some difficult to understand reason a few people seem to think they are some kind of Lord or doctor without any kind of custrad test proof of a qualification
It seems to relate to council house dwellers in a popular suberb of London called Reading and a belief that a house with a 30ft garden is a country manor, these people also own or indeed have owned a heavy, average, at best, performance car designed in the 90's that breaks down alot.
A few suggestions of Oedipus complex and small willy syndrome have yet to be formally linked with the behaviour as does the obsession with sleeping with other owners of said vehicle, but there is a direct link between the car they drive and Schrodlinger's cat ( is the car alive or dead?), hopefully with your combined doctorial knowledge you can come up with a reason and cure for this strange behaviour.
We live in hope
:-)