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Classes for Men
« on: 19 February 2009, 21:42:27 »
Classes for Men at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, 20th February 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Use the toilet by Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM , 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation, and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14

The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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Re: Classes for Men
« Reply #1 on: 19 February 2009, 21:45:26 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Classes for Men
« Reply #2 on: 19 February 2009, 21:47:52 »
Like it  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Classes for Men
« Reply #3 on: 19 February 2009, 21:58:59 »
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Re: Classes for Men
« Reply #4 on: 19 February 2009, 22:51:37 »
according to swmbo i need to go to a couple of them
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Re: Classes for Men
« Reply #5 on: 20 February 2009, 08:07:28 »
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Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM


Of Course they can! How else do they get there?!?!?  :-[ :-X ;D
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Re: Classes for Men
« Reply #6 on: 20 February 2009, 08:24:31 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I could probably do with attending class 10    :y
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Re: Classes for Men
« Reply #7 on: 20 February 2009, 08:25:29 »
I didn't think I needed classes I fall into all of those categories perfectly, having honours degrees and years of post qual experience, OOPs. :(
I would just like to introduce one class, for the females of the driving world, its called THE FUEL TANK AND ITS NEED TO BE REPLENISHED.
I think it would be a short course requiring practical tuition on a one to one basis covering the process of having their purse relieved of the cash involved in the process, the diploma will be handed out as the task is successfully completed and the vehicle returned for use by the next driver (usually of the male gender). ;)
Am I alone in this strange sector of life? :-/
Any takers? ;)
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Re: Classes for Men
« Reply #8 on: 20 February 2009, 10:25:35 »
Nope, youre not alone in this!!!Whilst Im sure the other/better half would say that I should attend some if not all of the classes for men listed above the class for ladies and how to replenish an empty fuel tank is def. one for her!This crazes me. Maybe it is it simply a ruse for me to pay to fill the thing up (assuming theres enough left in the tank for me to make it to the petrol station). Would also suggest a follow up course for the ladies titled "YOUR CAR IS NOT A BIN-how to keep the inside of your car as tidy as the inside of your house".
                                                                           jerry :y
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