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[Andy B]

Not once or twice, but three bloody times!   

Is a "comprehensive safety briefing" long for 'a bo11ocking'? 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-37154028

[BazaJT]

Some folk really shouldn't be allowed out alone!Sadly despite many weather warnings for the weekend just gone there have been tragic consequences in far too many instances,do people these days really lack so much common sense?

[Andy B]

.... do people these days really lack so much common sense?

It would seem so

[Bigron]

Blonde?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Blonde?

.....with twin flotation tanks.

[Bigron]

Clearly not large enough else she would not have needed rescuing!

Ron.

[Mister Rog]

Some folk really shouldn't be allowed out alone!Sadly despite many weather warnings for the weekend just gone there have been tragic consequences in far too many instances,do people these days really lack so much common sense?

Every year, about this time there is a spate of seaside tragedies. It's as though people leave their brains behind when they go on holiday. This last week, Scotland, Cornwall, Wales people drowned etc. Mums and kids, dads and kids. I'm waiting for the one where someone gets chopped up by a jetski or speedboat. It almost always happens.

[Nick W]

Some folk really shouldn't be allowed out alone!Sadly despite many weather warnings for the weekend just gone there have been tragic consequences in far too many instances,do people these days really lack so much common sense?

You must have met people?
I think the difference these days is that people have been conditioned that their oppswittery won't have any consequences.

[X30XE]

Clearly either a retard, (in which case she shouldn't be on the beach unsupervised), or she's getting wet and salty* with the thought of being rescued by strong men. Cry for help etc.



*it's a beach... get your mind out the gutter! 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I was on Charmouth beach a couple of weeks ago here in West Dorset and the amount of people hacking away at the cliffs in search of fossils despite all the warning signs of unstable cliffs was shocking!   

The ones that really shocked me was a teenage lad digging away at the base of the cliff in a spot where the top hung over him.  His mother was doing the same about 15 feet away....  Surely candidates for the Darwin Award? 

[STEMO]

I was on Charmouth beach a couple of weeks ago here in West Dorset and the amount of people hacking away at the cliffs in search of fossils despite all the warning signs of unstable cliffs was shocking!   

The ones that really shocked me was a teenage lad digging away at the base of the cliff in a spot where the top hung over him.  His mother was doing the same about 15 feet away....  Surely candidates for the Darwin Award? 

You were young once. Don't tell me you never crawled under your car whilst using a scissor jack, I know I did. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I was on Charmouth beach a couple of weeks ago here in West Dorset and the amount of people hacking away at the cliffs in search of fossils despite all the warning signs of unstable cliffs was shocking!   

The ones that really shocked me was a teenage lad digging away at the base of the cliff in a spot where the top hung over him.  His mother was doing the same about 15 feet away....  Surely candidates for the Darwin Award? 

You were young once. Don't tell me you never crawled under your car whilst using a scissor jack, I know I did. 

Probably!    But there wern't bloody great red signs everywhere telling me NOT to get under my car whilst using a scissor jack!   

[STEMO]

I was on Charmouth beach a couple of weeks ago here in West Dorset and the amount of people hacking away at the cliffs in search of fossils despite all the warning signs of unstable cliffs was shocking!   

The ones that really shocked me was a teenage lad digging away at the base of the cliff in a spot where the top hung over him.  His mother was doing the same about 15 feet away....  Surely candidates for the Darwin Award? 

You were young once. Don't tell me you never crawled under your car whilst using a scissor jack, I know I did. 

Probably!    But there wern't bloody great red signs everywhere telling me NOT to get under my car whilst using a scissor jack!   

The safety elf hadn't been born when we were young. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I was on Charmouth beach a couple of weeks ago here in West Dorset and the amount of people hacking away at the cliffs in search of fossils despite all the warning signs of unstable cliffs was shocking!   

The ones that really shocked me was a teenage lad digging away at the base of the cliff in a spot where the top hung over him.  His mother was doing the same about 15 feet away....  Surely candidates for the Darwin Award? 

You were young once. Don't tell me you never crawled under your car whilst using a scissor jack, I know I did. 

Probably!    But there wern't bloody great red signs everywhere telling me NOT to get under my car whilst using a scissor jack!   

The safety elf hadn't been born when we were young. 

Less of the we!    I'm still young!! 

[STEMO]

I was on Charmouth beach a couple of weeks ago here in West Dorset and the amount of people hacking away at the cliffs in search of fossils despite all the warning signs of unstable cliffs was shocking!   

The ones that really shocked me was a teenage lad digging away at the base of the cliff in a spot where the top hung over him.  His mother was doing the same about 15 feet away....  Surely candidates for the Darwin Award? 

You were young once. Don't tell me you never crawled under your car whilst using a scissor jack, I know I did. 

Probably!    But there wern't bloody great red signs everywhere telling me NOT to get under my car whilst using a scissor jack!   

The safety elf hadn't been born when we were young. 

Less of the we!    I'm still young!! 

Ermmmm.....relatively