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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

After a megadump in the bowels department this morning, I have been out with doggie for a couple of hours and don't feel bad at all. Fingers crossed 🤞

TMI.

[Sir Tigger KC]

After a megadump in the bowels department this morning, I have been out with doggie for a couple of hours and don't feel bad at all. Fingers crossed 🤞

TMI.

Sounds like it was lucky he didn't have a prolapse! 

[STEMO]

After a megadump in the bowels department this morning, I have been out with doggie for a couple of hours and don't feel bad at all. Fingers crossed 🤞

TMI.

Sounds like it was lucky he didn't have a prolapse! 

As I said, wifey is off for half term. She would have to don the marigolds and shove it all back in. She watches The Yorkshire Vet, so she knows how it's done.

[Sir Tigger KC]

After a megadump in the bowels department this morning, I have been out with doggie for a couple of hours and don't feel bad at all. Fingers crossed 🤞

TMI.

Sounds like it was lucky he didn't have a prolapse! 

As I said, wifey is off for half term. She would have to don the marigolds and shove it all back in. She watches The Yorkshire Vet, so she knows how it's done.

Your Mrs is obviously a practical kinda gal!                                 

[ronnyd]

After a megadump in the bowels department this morning, I have been out with doggie for a couple of hours and don't feel bad at all. Fingers crossed 🤞

TMI.

Sounds like it was lucky he didn't have a prolapse! 

As I said, wifey is off for half term. She would have to don the marigolds and shove it all back in. She watches The Yorkshire Vet, so she knows how it's done.

Your Mrs is obviously a practical kinda gal!                                 

What the hell's she doing marrying him then? 

[STEMO]

I think when I had it last year I got off quite lightly, as it just knocked me out for about 2 weeks.

It was better than any fad diets as well, I lost loads of weight

You're spot on, Jaime, I weighed myself this morning and I've lost 6lbs over the last couple of weeks.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I think when I had it last year I got off quite lightly, as it just knocked me out for about 2 weeks.

It was better than any fad diets as well, I lost loads of weight

You're spot on, Jaime, I weighed myself this morning and I've lost 6lbs over the last couple of weeks.

How many bags of sugar is that?  Three? 

[Doctor Gollum]

I think when I had it last year I got off quite lightly, as it just knocked me out for about 2 weeks.

It was better than any fad diets as well, I lost loads of weight

You're spot on, Jaime, I weighed myself this morning and I've lost 6lbs over the last couple of weeks.

How many bags of sugar is that?  Three? 

Er, 6

[STEMO]

I think when I had it last year I got off quite lightly, as it just knocked me out for about 2 weeks.

It was better than any fad diets as well, I lost loads of weight

You're spot on, Jaime, I weighed myself this morning and I've lost 6lbs over the last couple of weeks.

How many bags of sugar is that?  Three? 

Er, 6

6 1lb bags, 3 2lb bags or 1 6lb bag. 

[countrywoman]

Or a big box of doughnuts---------

[Sir Tigger KC]

I think when I had it last year I got off quite lightly, as it just knocked me out for about 2 weeks.

It was better than any fad diets as well, I lost loads of weight

You're spot on, Jaime, I weighed myself this morning and I've lost 6lbs over the last couple of weeks.

How many bags of sugar is that?  Three? 

Er, 6

6 1lb bags, 3 2lb bags or 1 6lb bag. 

I was thinking of the bags of sugar that are roughly about the size of a house brick. The bag at the back of my cupboard is 1KG or 2.2lbs, although I suppose they would have used fractions in the olden days. 2 and 1/5 lb, or more likely the bags were just 2lbs pre the metrification of weights and measures.

I'm too young to know about this you see. 

[STEMO]

Yeah, yeah... you and opti 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I think when I had it last year I got off quite lightly, as it just knocked me out for about 2 weeks.

It was better than any fad diets as well, I lost loads of weight

You're spot on, Jaime, I weighed myself this morning and I've lost 6lbs over the last couple of weeks.

Most of that will be due to dehydration. Lots of pissing, shitting, and sweating, I imagine.

[STEMO]

I think when I had it last year I got off quite lightly, as it just knocked me out for about 2 weeks.

It was better than any fad diets as well, I lost loads of weight

You're spot on, Jaime, I weighed myself this morning and I've lost 6lbs over the last couple of weeks.

Most of that will be due to dehydration. Lots of pissing, shitting, and sweating, I imagine.

Yep, plus food tasting like, well, nothing. Just a blob of something in your mouth 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I think when I had it last year I got off quite lightly, as it just knocked me out for about 2 weeks.

It was better than any fad diets as well, I lost loads of weight

You're spot on, Jaime, I weighed myself this morning and I've lost 6lbs over the last couple of weeks.

Most of that will be due to dehydration. Lots of pissing, shitting, and sweating, I imagine.

Yep, plus food tasting like, well, nothing. Just a blob of something in your mouth 

Also....people generally weigh quite a bit more in the late evening when compared to first thing in the morning.

4-10 lb is not unusual (especially if consuming fine ale)