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But to answer your question, the Central Locking or Alarm module (depending on spec) is located in right side front kick panel, behind the large audio connector.

They don't usually go wrong, and are difficult to repair due to pub varnish.  If you swap it out, you need the matching remote fobs and ideally the donor cars security code (so you can program new keys)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Boots
« on: 23 February 2024, 09:59:03 »
Can you imagine, I'd be straining that hard, I'd rip the bathroom door of its hinges!
Nothing a Naga Chicken wouldn't fix. Explosively. ;D
Tiffins used to do a cracking Chicken Naga, really tasty and spicy, but without being inedible hot.  Sadly, the others here either don't do one, or its just a vindaloo/phal with a few naga chillies in, so just stupid hot, but tastes of ghee.

My potty is relieved.

Next time you're passing Alton we can sort that out. I know a place... ;)
Its a date :y

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General Car Chat / Re: Land/Range Rover insurance
« on: 23 February 2024, 09:56:55 »
Insurance does appear to have massively gone up in the last year, and is continuing to do so.  Bear in mind that a scratch on an EV is often enough to write it off, and the amount of pointless shit fitted to the front of most cars because drivers cant drive, all makes insurance repairs rocket.

I not on the TV ads, LV now state "Insure your car for as little as £299" *.  A year ago, I was paying around £200 for each car.  I renewed back in late last year for £300, and its gone up yet again in those few months.


*I think that has to be the stated price that at least 10% of their customers pay.

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General Car Chat / Re: Land/Range Rover insurance
« on: 22 February 2024, 15:42:11 »
Aren't JLR offering insurance to those that claim they cant get insurance, but on the understanding that they don't leave the cars unlocked, or the keys in them?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Scams
« on: 22 February 2024, 15:40:30 »
Those that believe they can't be duped are often some of the most lucrative, and relatively easy, targets. Generally referred to as Suckers in the cyber world.

Spear fishing and whaling takes a bit more time and effort, so tends to only get used for specific circumstances, usually for information, rather than financial reward - think spying, be that governmental or business.


I sit on the edge of this sort of stuff in my day job, and have many dealings with some properly clever people who can get most people to give over stuff they know they shouldn't. via various means, including techniques similar to hypnosis.  "Anyone who feels they can't be conned is an egotistical idiot"

Obviously, most scams are at least initiated by lower cost scammers, the type that pretend they are from Microsoft/Sky/BT/Police/Bank and want you to install Teamviewer on your PC so they can sort.  As a rule, these tend to be easier for our brains to pick out because none of those organisations cold call you to tell you you have a problem.

Lastly, if you're stupid enough to use Arsebook - other equally inept social media platforms available - you have to accept that *everything* you have ever entered is now public domain, no matter what your privacy settings are.  If any of your virtual friends, or their virtual friends, or their virtual friends or their virtual friends etc etc have ever posted *anything* public, all your private stuff is available with the right tools.  Which, given the stupid passwords we tend to use in the English speaking world, generally means your passwords for most sites are guessable - at a recent event, our clever peeps used a camera to scan our names as we came in, and then used their Arsebook tools to come up with 3 likely passwords for each person...   ...about 70% were correct :o, with the remainder of those that had Arseache, they had enough info to socially engineer the correct passwords.


We are currently at a heightened level of various factions poking around looking for ways in anywhere, as the Admins here can testify - not that a small little car forum is much of a target.  Utility companies are particularly sort after at the moment, and Southern Water has already fallen victim this year, and one of the US water companies being compromised last year.  To this end, its worth remembering that you need to keep your smartphones, tablets, PCs, security cameras, set top boxes, TVs, routers and everything else fully up to date, and stop using stuff that is not up to date.

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General Discussion Area / Re: British Army’s Race Action Plan
« on: 22 February 2024, 09:06:10 »
If we ever went into a real war we'd be rubber ducked!
Define a real war in the context of a digital world...
Given how late the government are to the party about securing critical infrastructure, makes no difference, we're still Donald Ducked!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Boots
« on: 22 February 2024, 09:04:57 »
No chillies in a genuine Vindaloo just vinegar and mustard seeds, TBH a restaurant curry is nothing like the genuine thing. I make my own from scratch ,recipes from good cook books.
If I want the real thing, I have enough friends from that part of the world, and go see them and sit round the table.  Because I'm a heaven, they even let me use cutlery ;D
I wonder what they do if you were a heathen?
LOL, I'm just always heavenly ;D

Could have sworn I typed that properly, but who knows if it was me, or the spillchucker.

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General Car Chat / Re: Breakdown cover
« on: 22 February 2024, 08:38:06 »
Sorry to hear of the hassle they caused, good job you were near home.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Boots
« on: 21 February 2024, 14:45:46 »
No chillies in a genuine Vindaloo just vinegar and mustard seeds, TBH a restaurant curry is nothing like the genuine thing. I make my own from scratch ,recipes from good cook books.
If I want the real thing, I have enough friends from that part of the world, and go see them and sit round the table.  Because I'm a heaven, they even let me use cutlery ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Boots
« on: 21 February 2024, 09:54:33 »
Can you imagine, I'd be straining that hard, I'd rip the bathroom door of its hinges!
Nothing a Naga Chicken wouldn't fix. Explosively. ;D
Tiffins used to do a cracking Chicken Naga, really tasty and spicy, but without being inedible hot.  Sadly, the others here either don't do one, or its just a vindaloo/phal with a few naga chillies in, so just stupid hot, but tastes of ghee.

My potty is relieved.

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General Discussion Area / Re: French lithium fire
« on: 21 February 2024, 09:50:55 »
I like France, and the French*


*Calais and Paris do not count as France.  Paris is a bit like London, only it smells more.

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General Discussion Area / Re: What a bargain!
« on: 21 February 2024, 09:48:59 »
Ive never seen the point in funerals. My family have been instructed not to bother with one when I fall off my perch.
Send the carcass to be burnt, and if they want to they can have the shes returned to scatter them somewhere, although I dont really see the point in that either.
All silly, pointless and expensive tradition imo.
I'm guessing its to allow closure, or whatever the wankword is for the weak minded.

But a celebration after the event, irrespective of whether or not there is a "funeral", is has good a reason as any for family and friends to have a proper get together :y

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General Car Chat / Re: Mk7 Golf amp
« on: 21 February 2024, 09:45:19 »
Head unit off and quite a surprise at just how few wires there are.
Most modern cars, the "head unit" is just the touch screen, and the rest of the system is in various modules fitted wherever is convenient, and connected up via CAN or MOST or both.

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General Car Chat / Re: Lotus Carlton/Omega
« on: 21 February 2024, 09:38:33 »
You boyz with your rose tinted glasses ;D

That said, I always wanted a 24v Senator when they came out, but had to settle for an Astra GTE instead.

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General Discussion Area / Re: What a bargain!
« on: 20 February 2024, 14:44:43 »
Mr Blue Sky by ELO to see him out.
Funnily enough, that was the exit music at bro's funeral.  Followed by a free bar.  Fair to say, my remaining brothers and I saw big Bro off in the manor he would have approved of :y

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