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[Raeturbo]

It’s ridiculous as we all know, but what are we we going to do about it……. Nothing!! Just keep working longer and harder  to pay these morons.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Spotted this on Twitter, so no idea if it's true or not but it seems plausible, and it's an interesting theory whatever.

[Rangie]

Just read a bit more woke nonsense , the term Ladies & Gentlemen is now in question ! Just where is the total bullshit heading Ladies & Gentlemen ?

[Raeturbo]

It's not very inclusive banning black stuffed toys is it? 

 By golly, I would say it's even racist.

 Don’t be silly there’s no such thing as white folk being subjected to racism🌒

[Doctor Gollum]

Just read a bit more woke nonsense , the term Ladies & Gentlemen is now in question ! Just where is the total bullshit heading Ladies & Gentlemen ?

They changed our announcements to 'everyone' last year. But don't fret, Sir/Madam still goes a very long way in face to face service.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Just read a bit more woke nonsense , the term Ladies & Gentlemen is now in question ! Just where is the total bullshit heading Ladies & Gentlemen ?

They changed our announcements to 'everyone' last year. But don't fret, Sir/Madam still goes a very long way in face to face service.

Yep...I knew about this. Apparently the 0.0000000000000000000000000000000001% of people who identify as 'non binary' feel excluded, so the language was changed to be more inclusive.

No doubt the change was decided by the same loons who champion other 'inclusive terms' such as pregnant people rather than
 pregnant women.....and 'birthing person rather than Mother.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Spotted this on Twitter, so no idea if it's true or not but it seems plausible, and it's an interesting theory whatever.

Sounds about right. Interesting history.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It appears Suella has given the head of Essex police a bit of a bollocking.

She wants them to catch criminals instead of bagging up stuffed toys.

I doubt she'll make that idea fly.

[STEMO]

It appears Suella has given the head of Essex police a bit of a bollocking.

She wants them to catch criminals instead of bagging up stuffed toys.

I doubt she'll make that idea fly.

But, obviously, the person displaying these toys was a racist bastard, a very, very serious offence. After a burglary, the insurance company will replace your stolen items. But, after catching sight of these, can I bring myself to say it, golliwogs 😱, a person could be scarred for life.
I reported a village shop for selling gingerbread men yesterday, I'm expecting a raid any time now.

[Rangie]

Where I walk my dog regularly on the farmland behind us there's a cottage called Golly Cottage it sells logs it used to have a sign stating the obvious Gollylogs , I noticed last week that the sign had been removed wouldn't surprise me if some arsehole has complained about that.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It appears Suella has given the head of Essex police a bit of a bollocking.

She wants them to catch criminals instead of bagging up stuffed toys.

I doubt she'll make that idea fly.

But, obviously, the person displaying these toys was a racist bastard, a very, very serious offence. After a burglary, the insurance company will replace your stolen items. But, after catching sight of these, can I bring myself to say it, golliwogs 😱, a person could be scarred for life.
I reported a village shop for selling gingerbread men yesterday, I'm expecting a raid any time now.

I believe 'genderbread people' is to replace 'gingerbread men'..........more inclusive.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Where I walk my dog regularly on the farmland behind us there's a cottage called Golly Cottage it sells logs it used to have a sign stating the obvious Gollylogs , I noticed last week that the sign had been removed wouldn't surprise me if some arsehole has complained about that.

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That is witty

But of course, the deeply humourless will find it offensive.

[Doctor Gollum]

It appears Suella has given the head of Essex police a bit of a bollocking.

She wants them to catch criminals instead of bagging up stuffed toys.

I doubt she'll make that idea fly.

But, obviously, the person displaying these toys was a racist bastard, a very, very serious offence. After a burglary, the insurance company will replace your stolen items. But, after catching sight of these, can I bring myself to say it, golliwogs 😱, a person could be scarred for life.
I reported a village shop for selling gingerbread men yesterday, I'm expecting a raid any time now.

I believe 'genderbread people' is to replace 'gingerbread men'..........more inclusive.

Will they stop making them with ginger too

[STEMO]

Just done my daily YouGov questions, some people might be surprised by the results 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It was not racist to have golliwogs on your jam jar when I was a nipper.....pretty sure my sister had enough 'paper gollies' to send away for the enamel badge.