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[TheBoy]

Right upto the point the fuel runs out...

Do I detect a hint of bitchyness, tinged with jealousy, Mr Al?

[05omegav6]

 

Right upto the point the fuel runs out...

Do I detect a hint of bitchyness, tinged with jealousy, Mr Al?

Not at all, Mr TB, not at all

Merely the voice of experience... first Omega ran dry at 150

Had almost enough momentum to coast a mile to the next slip road

[TheBoy]

Right upto the point the fuel runs out...

Do I detect a hint of bitchyness, tinged with jealousy, Mr Al?

Not at all, Mr TB, not at all

Merely the voice of experience... first Omega ran dry at 150

Had almost enough momentum to coast a mile to the next slip road

I've twice run out of diesel (both times in works vans) with enough momentum to make it to the petrol station (and after a lot of cranking, got both the tranny and the fifi going).

Other times, I've been less fortunate 

[flyer 0712]

The garden centre  near Flitwick who sold me two garden chairs today and when i got home and sat my bum on one it creaked and nearly collapsed due top the bolts that hold it together were missing...and i never noticed when i inspected them before buying them..

[tigers_gonads]

Took a mates Kia to get a new tyre on the front for her.
The cock windy gunned the McGard locking wheel nut on while I was sat reading porn mags in the waiting room. I promptly got a flat on the way home 

Pulled up and got the locking nut key out only to shag the piggin key trying to get the wheel nut off 

Drove the car with minimum air in the tyre to a local supermarket so she could phone the AA.

AA man not amused as he towed it back to the tyre place.
Tyre man will be even less amused if he tries to bill her husband for his cockup 

[Gaffers]

Right upto the point the fuel runs out...

Do I detect a hint of bitchyness, tinged with jealousy, Mr Al?

It's his PMS jammie, best not get in the way

[05omegav6]

If I envy anything Monsieur G, it's the fact that you live an hour or so from the finest driving in Europe

[Gaffers]

If I envy anything Monsieur G, it's the fact that you live an hour or so from the finest driving and cycling in Europe

Corrected that for you


And I work here, that's all. I still live back in the UK.  I was offered the job here permanently but I wont make my millions by being an employee for the rest of my life. 

[05omegav6]

 

[TheBoy]

Today, Amazon have managed to be the ones to piss me off, useless frakkin tards with no grasp of the English language (or laws, for that matter).

[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

Today, Amazon have managed to be the ones to piss me off, useless frakkin tards with no grasp of the English language (or laws, for that matter).

I have had issues with Amazon before. Took a lot of ANGRY TYPING to resolve. I can't remember what it was exactly, something about them wanting to refund instead of resend something that hadn't arrived.

[TheBoy]

Today, Amazon have managed to be the ones to piss me off, useless frakkin tards with no grasp of the English language (or laws, for that matter).

I have had issues with Amazon before. Took a lot of ANGRY TYPING to resolve. I can't remember what it was exactly, something about them wanting to refund instead of resend something that hadn't arrived.

I'm still waiting for either a) Somebody who speaks English to call, or b) the (claimed) manager of one of the offshored call centres to call me.

I won't hold my breath 

[YZ250]

...in managing to piss me off.

Drivers of stupid little boxes and baby 4x4's that don't actually realise that they are not towing a plough and their vehicle WILL do over 40mph. 
Also, on my trip to Cornwall down the motorways, the amount of drivers in lane 2 that match the speed of the driver in lane 1. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

BOGOF offers!   

I hate it when you pop into a shop or the services for a snack and they have a buy one get one free offer.  So I end up spending more than I anticipated and have twice as much as I wanted.    Sigh...