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Title: Eurovision
Post by: Varche on 13 May 2023, 13:25:11
Will you be watching tonight?
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 May 2023, 13:36:17
I'd rather strap high voltage electrodes to my ballbag. :)
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 13 May 2023, 13:42:00
waddaloadashit.  ::)
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 May 2023, 13:45:50
Australia should win because the former 'crim colony' is geographically located right at the heart of Europe.
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: ronnyd on 13 May 2023, 13:56:19
If it wasn't on, the BBC wouldn't have anything to broadcast.  :D :D
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: TheBoy on 13 May 2023, 14:01:08
Will you be watching tonight?
As a straight male, I didn't think I was allowed to.

Not that I want to.
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 13 May 2023, 14:56:29
Yes of course!  I'll be wearing my EU beret and waving my little EU flag!  :y                                                                                              :P ;D
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 May 2023, 15:21:50
Will you be watching tonight?
As a straight male, I didn't think I was allowed to.

Not that I want to.

Since Dana won it in 1743 it's become a festival for gay/queer/trans celebration. :)
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Varche on 13 May 2023, 15:40:18
I will watch it on your behalf’s and report back.

That Amazon towering over the other two presenters was a sight to behold.

There is also a special surprise. Lionel Richee? Elton John? Abba? 
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: STEMO on 13 May 2023, 16:00:55
I will watch it on your behalf’s and report back.

That Amazon towering over the other two presenters was a sight to behold.

There is also a special surprise. Lionel Richee? Elton John? Abba?
Daisy chain finale?
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 May 2023, 16:07:46
I will watch it on your behalf’s and report back.

That Amazon towering over the other two presenters was a sight to behold.

There is also a special surprise. Lionel Richee? Elton John? Abba?


No need to punish us further. ;)
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: LC0112G on 13 May 2023, 16:23:39
So you don't want to win any money then?

I reckon there is value in Poland and Switzerland, and Ukraine will probably be top 3 too. Sweden and Finland seem to be the bookies favorites, but I'm not sure about either. UK should be on the left half of the scoreboard, but I haven't been impressed when she's sung the song live so she'll need to up her game to get into the top 5. 
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 May 2023, 17:06:44
So you don't want to win any money then?

I reckon there is value in Poland and Switzerland, and Ukraine will probably be top 3 too. Sweden and Finland seem to be the bookies favorites, but I'm not sure about either. UK should be on the left half of the scoreboard, but I haven't been impressed when she's sung the song live so she'll need to up her game to get into the top 5.

It was obviously a fix last year. ::)

Political preference will decide the winner. >:D
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 13 May 2023, 17:40:34
So you don't want to win any money then?

I reckon there is value in Poland and Switzerland, and Ukraine will probably be top 3 too. Sweden and Finland seem to be the bookies favorites, but I'm not sure about either. UK should be on the left half of the scoreboard, but I haven't been impressed when she's sung the song live so she'll need to up her game to get into the top 5.

Yes it's a catchy enough tune and sounds good on the radio, but she's crap live.  :-\

She also said the other day that she hates Britain and has applied for a German passport. Where do they get these people?  ::)

Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Olympia5776 on 13 May 2023, 19:00:09
Will you be watching tonight?
As a straight male, I didn't think I was allowed to.

Not that I want to.

Since Dana won it in 1743 it's become a festival for gay/queer/trans celebration. :)

You know ,   I watched the BBC report on it earlier today and immediately came to that conclusion.
They featured three " acts " ,as I couldn't call them singers , and thought how fortunate I was to have grown up in the 70's and listened to some superb music .
That tiny , tiny minority have ruined mainstream TV.
I'll be giving it a pass .....again .
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 13 May 2023, 19:25:03
Were hoping to find somewhere lively in San Diego to watch it, but apparently they haven't heard of it here ;D
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: LC0112G on 13 May 2023, 19:33:29
Will you be watching tonight?
As a straight male, I didn't think I was allowed to.

Not that I want to.

Since Dana won it in 1743 it's become a festival for gay/queer/trans celebration. :)

You know ,   I watched the BBC report on it earlier today and immediately came to that conclusion.
They featured three " acts " ,as I couldn't call them singers , and thought how fortunate I was to have grown up in the 70's and listened to some superb music .
That tiny , tiny minority have ruined mainstream TV.
I'll be giving it a pass .....again .

Err - the '70s were the decade of glam rock - T-Rex/Marc Bolan, Sparks, Elton John, David Bowie, Slade, Gary Glitter, Queen, The Rocky Horror Show, etc, etc. I'd argue these are the very Genesis of "gay/queer/trans celebration", even if some of the artists aren't bent as a 3-bob note.
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: LC0112G on 13 May 2023, 19:37:20
Were hoping to find somewhere lively in San Diego to watch it, but apparently they haven't heard of it here ;D

Get down the dockside - either near USS Midway, or over the Coronado bridge and find a bar south of the main gate to the US Naval base. All those Sailors  :-*
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Andy B on 13 May 2023, 20:20:31
Will you be watching tonight?
As a straight male, I didn't think I was allowed to.

Not that I want to.

Since Dana won it in 1743 it's become a festival for gay/queer/trans celebration. :)

You know ,   I watched the BBC report on it earlier today and immediately came to that conclusion.
They featured three " acts " ,as I couldn't call them singers , and thought how fortunate I was to have grown up in the 70's and listened to some superb music .
That tiny , tiny minority have ruined mainstream TV.
I'll be giving it a pass .....again .

Err - the '70s were the decade of glam rock - T-Rex/Marc Bolan, Sparks, Elton John, David Bowie, Slade, Gary Glitter, Queen, The Rocky Horror Show, etc, etc. I'd argue these are the very Genesis of "gay/queer/trans celebration", even if some of the artists aren't bent as a 3-bob note.

I can agree with most of your list but I'm not having it that Slade were anything but as straight as a die!  ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Varche on 13 May 2023, 21:03:53
So you don't want to win any money then?

I reckon there is value in Poland and Switzerland, and Ukraine will probably be top 3 too. Sweden and Finland seem to be the bookies favorites, but I'm not sure about either. UK should be on the left half of the scoreboard, but I haven't been impressed when she's sung the song live so she'll need to up her game to get into the top 5.
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Sweden very good
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: redelitev6 on 13 May 2023, 21:19:46
Seems to be very popular with Homosexuals for some reason  ;)
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Varche on 13 May 2023, 21:29:02
Another thing Britain excels at: staging a spectacle.
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 14 May 2023, 00:16:26
Well at least we beat Germany!  ;D  :y
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 14 May 2023, 02:51:28
Well at least we beat Germany!  ;D  :y
1944,1966 and 2023 ;D
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: TheBoy on 14 May 2023, 10:52:21
I will watch it on your behalf’s and report back.

That Amazon towering over the other two presenters was a sight to behold.

There is also a special surprise. Lionel Richee? Elton John? Abba?
Are you trying to tell us you are opening the closet door and testing the water?
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 14 May 2023, 12:12:08
Well I didn't see any of the lefty hate mob complaining about the lack of diversity at Eurovision or anyone saying it was 'terribly white'?  ::)

I also didn't see any of the lefty hate mob complaining about taxpayers money being spent of such a jamboree or demanding to know who funded it!  :-X  As it happens it cost about £11-12 million to put on and was funded mostly by the UK Govt, BBC and Liverpool City Council along with entry fees from the participating countries. Of course it would have generated significant revenues in Liverpool during the week which I'm sure that the hospitality industry were grateful of.  Just like the Coronation really...  ;)

I think I've got a crush on Hannah Waddingham. She looks like the sort of gal that would chew you up and spit you out!  :-*  ;D  :y
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 May 2023, 12:58:20
Well I didn't see any of the lefty hate mob complaining about the lack of diversity at Eurovision or anyone saying it was 'terribly white'?  ::)

I also didn't see any of the lefty hate mob complaining about taxpayers money being spent of such a jamboree or demanding to know who funded it!  :-X  As it happens it cost about £11-12 million to put on and was funded mostly by the UK Govt, BBC and Liverpool City Council along with entry fees from the participating countries. Of course it would have generated significant revenues in Liverpool during the week which I'm sure that the hospitality industry were grateful of.  Just like the Coronation really...  ;)

I think I've got a crush on Hannah Waddingham. She looks like the sort of gal that would chew you up and spit you out!  :-*  ;D  :y


We have to die of something. ;)
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 May 2023, 13:21:27
Well at least we beat Germany!  ;D  :y

You make it sound like we won and the Germans came second.....but. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 14 May 2023, 13:35:47
Well I didn't see any of the lefty hate mob complaining about the lack of diversity at Eurovision or anyone saying it was 'terribly white'?  ::)

I also didn't see any of the lefty hate mob complaining about taxpayers money being spent of such a jamboree or demanding to know who funded it!  :-X  As it happens it cost about £11-12 million to put on and was funded mostly by the UK Govt, BBC and Liverpool City Council along with entry fees from the participating countries. Of course it would have generated significant revenues in Liverpool during the week which I'm sure that the hospitality industry were grateful of.  Just like the Coronation really...  ;)

I think I've got a crush on Hannah Waddingham. She looks like the sort of gal that would chew you up and spit you out!  :-*  ;D  :y


We have to die of something. ;)

She made me laugh when she kept hitching her big tits up Dick Emery style!  :y
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 14 May 2023, 13:36:33
Well at least we beat Germany!  ;D  :y

You make it sound like we won and the Germans came second.....but. ;D ;D

You've got to take the positives M'lud!  :y
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: TheBoy on 14 May 2023, 14:24:37
Hannah Waddingham
Who?
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 14 May 2023, 15:20:45
Hannah Waddingham
Who?[/highlight]

Yes I didn't have a scoobies who she is either.  But I quite like her.  :)

(https://i.postimg.cc/qRMPKgSb/hannah.jpg)

Actress of some sort I think....  :-\
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 May 2023, 17:06:53
I would say she has a slightly masculine face.

I briefly thought it was Eddie Izzard. ::)
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 May 2023, 17:12:20
Just physically too big to be feminine.

I prefer petite given the choice. ;)
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: redelitev6 on 14 May 2023, 17:58:24
Looks like she could be a scary bunny boiler ?
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: TheBoy on 14 May 2023, 18:04:30
Definitely not one for the wank bank, but could be worth a squirt on a cold dark lonely night....
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 14 May 2023, 18:22:04
Jeez you guys are bleddy fussy!  ;D
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 May 2023, 18:24:56
Jeez you guys are bleddy fussy!  ;D

I'd need to check she is not packing any optional extra's in her panties before taking the plunge.

Quite butch really. ::)
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 May 2023, 18:33:46
https://youtu.be/n6fgPX3NjyA (https://youtu.be/n6fgPX3NjyA)

You might be wise to try the Mick Dundee patented sex tester on your new  lady friend, Tig. :D
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 14 May 2023, 18:58:34
https://youtu.be/n6fgPX3NjyA (https://youtu.be/n6fgPX3NjyA)

You might be wise to try the Mick Dundee patented sex tester on your new  lady friend, Tig. :D

I think Donald Trump used that move first?  ;D

Anyway you'd end up in jail these days if you tried that...  ::)
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Rangie on 14 May 2023, 19:49:25
I am still recovering after sticking pins in my eyes, next year I'll walk into town with broken glass in my shoes when it's on.