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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

https://youtu.be/MfykcmIAwx4

Every box ticked in this advert.

[Nick W]

I've had a couple already.
Love 'em.
And they help with my Malteser habit...

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've had a couple already.
Love 'em.
And they help with my Malteser habit...

Too sickly for me now.

As a kid I loved them.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It's not an advert that makes me feel hungry for a creme egg.

The woman in the blue dress is wearing a rubber glove, and appears to be demonstrating a particularly nasty case of vaginal discharge to the doctor's at embarrassing bodies.

[johnnydog]

https://youtu.be/MfykcmIAwx4

Every box ticked in this advert.

They've got the obligatory gay blokes, but where are the two girlies then (which don't turn my stomach the same.....)? Perhaps the advert makers skipped their diversity courses....

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

https://youtu.be/MfykcmIAwx4

Every box ticked in this advert.

They've got the obligatory gay blokes, but where are the two girlies then (which don't turn my stomach the same.....)? Perhaps the advert makers skipped their diversity courses....

Yes. One white gay and one gay of colour to tick yet another box. I'm going to be charitable and assume the 'creamy' substance passing between the lips of these two gentlemen is creme egg goo.......and nothing else.

[dave the builder]

Every box ticked in this advert.

indeed 
no throwing up emoji on OOF tough for the "sharers"
Great way to spread Chinese Virus too

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

https://youtu.be/MfykcmIAwx4

Every box ticked in this advert.

They've got the obligatory gay blokes, but where are the two girlies then (which don't turn my stomach the same.....)? Perhaps the advert makers skipped their diversity courses....

Agreed. But they can't use attractive 'lipstick lesbians' because the hairy-armpit feminists will say it is sexist.

[STEMO]

Every box ticked in this advert.

indeed 
no throwing up emoji on OOF tough for the "sharers"
Great way to spread Chinese Virus too

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

Sorry the puke isn't cream egg coloured.

[dave the builder]

Thanks Uncle Stemo 
not worried about the puke colour as i won't be eating any of the f***ing disgusting things anyway 
very rare I eat chocolate ,and if i do ,it would be good quality dark chocolate ,not that sh!t 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Thanks Uncle Stemo 
not worried about the puke colour as i won't be eating any of the f***ing disgusting things anyway 
very rare I eat chocolate ,and if i do ,it wo.uld be good quality dark chocolate ,not that sh!t 

I don't know the figures but my guess is  80% of these sickly products are eaten by children under ten.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Thanks Uncle Stemo 
not worried about the puke colour as i won't be eating any of the f***ing disgusting things anyway 
very rare I eat chocolate ,and if i do ,it would be good quality dark chocolate ,not that sh!t 

Do they do Cadbury creme eggs with dark chocolate? 

[dave the builder]

Do they do Cadbury creme eggs with dark chocolate? 

very rare I eat chocolate ,and if i do ,it would be good quality dark chocolate ,not Cadbury 

I imagine the white Oompa-Loompa jizz inside is the same ,even IF they did make a dark one 

[Rangie]

Too sweet for me now, but Cadburys mini eggs  I love them.

[Doctor Gollum]

Reese Peanut butter eggs for me...