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[BazaJT]

Makes me wonder what they feed the chickens to get those eggs

[dave the builder]

I'd much rather have real eggs
bacon
mushrooms
sausages
fried bread
beans
tomatoes
black pudding
hash browns
toast
and a coffee in a chipped mug

probably less calories too 

[STEMO]

I'd much rather have real eggs
bacon
mushrooms
sausages
fried bread
beans
tomatoes
black pudding
hash browns
toast
and a coffee in a chipped mug

probably less calories too 

No. Tea with a fry up, so strong the spoon stands up in it.

[dave the builder]

No. Tea with a fry up, so strong the spoon stands up in it.

either 
and yes I agree , strong 
I'm not a fan of mugs of hot water with a slight hint of coffee or tea colour/flavour
or mugs half empty (or only half full) 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Typical woke advert.

Massive over-representation of black people in relation to the population......3%
White people portrayed as geeks and cretins who look like they need an 'appropriate adult' and shouldn't be allowed out.
A couple of poofs in different colours to show diversity.

I liked the old creme egg advert, the one where the older brother needed to bribe his younger brother with a creme egg so he would piss off, and the older lad could shag his girlfriend in peace.

[ronnyd]

Typical woke advert.

Massive over-representation of black people in relation to the population......3%
White people portrayed as geeks and cretins who look like they need an 'appropriate adult' and shouldn't be allowed out.
A couple of poofs in different colours to show diversity.

I liked the old creme egg advert, the one where the older brother needed to bribe his younger brother with a creme egg so he would piss off, and the older lad could shag his girlfriend in peace.

Far more up your street and hers.

[Raeturbo]

Yes a much better ad. This new stuff is shit

[Marks DTM Calib]

Not a fan of these since they ditched Dairy Milk chocolate on the outer and went for the sickly, tasteless, excessively sweet, alternative   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Not a fan of these since they ditched Dairy Milk chocolate on the outer and went for the sickly, tasteless, excessively sweet, alternative   

According to Google each creme egg contains 6 teaspoons of sugar.......

So, it must be almost all sugar.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

https://youtu.be/hbIPcQsUeho

If Cadbury want to be 'woke' regarding gays, I suggest this would go down better than a couple of hairy-arsed bearded shirt lifters. 

[dave the builder]

Not a fan of these since they ditched Dairy Milk chocolate on the outer and went for the sickly, tasteless, excessively sweet, alternative   

According to Google each creme egg contains 6 teaspoons of sugar.......

So, it must be almost all umpa lumpa jizz and cheap dog chocolate .

FTFY 

https://youtu.be/hbIPcQsUeho

If Cadbury want to be 'woke' regarding gays, I suggest this would go down better than a couple of hairy-arsed bearded shirt lifters. 

I approve  no crappy cheap chocolate either

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I don't understand the marketing strategy behind this advert.

Creme eggs are eaten primarily by children yet there are no children in the advert. As for the gay finale, exactly who would this appeal to?. It won't appeal to 'normal' red-blooded hetrosexual men and women.......quite the opposite in fact.

I imagine the gay ending will only appeal to other homosexual men, who make up a paltry 2.2% of the population, including 'trans'.......according to the ONS 2018.

I thought the idea of advertising was to sell more product and not just to appeal to a few oddballs.

My lesbians having fun could have helped.
   

[Nick W]

I don't understand the marketing strategy behind this advert.

I think you're assigning far too much intelligence to advertising people.

[Raeturbo]

Yes I’d certainly buy a few boxes to get involved with the Lesbos advert

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Yes I’d certainly buy a few boxes to get involved with the Lesbos advert

Quite right, Rae.

It's blindingly obvious that a couple of sexy lipstick lesbians is going to have  much broader appeal than a pair of  bearded faggots.......sorry, I mean gay people.

I may go into advertising.