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[Sir Tigger KC]

The Hulk has lost a lot of weight. 

Cost of living  no one can afford to eat food these days 

Could always use the food bank. 

Yes green figures are hard done by public sector workers after all. 

The Hulk isn't public sector 
Have you seen how much he makes on merchandising £$£$£

There's only one Hulk, but tens of thousands of little green figures manning the crossings. They are all hard done by public sector workers, and the little red figures look even more pissed off! 

[dave the builder]

The Hulk has lost a lot of weight. 

Cost of living  no one can afford to eat food these days 

Could always use the food bank. 

Yes green figures are hard done by public sector workers after all. 

The Hulk isn't public sector 
Have you seen how much he makes on merchandising £$£$£

There's only one Hulk, but tens of thousands of little green figures manning the crossings. They are all hard done by public sector workers, and the little red figures look even more pissed off! 

OK ,you have a point 
BUT
If they are not happy with the current pay ,they should change jobs .
they can be easily replaced with an automated electrical alternative 

[Sir Tigger KC]

The Telegraph is reporting that another UFO has been spotted off the coast of Shandong Province in Eastern China and the authorities are preparing to shoot it down.

What's going on?     

[Rangie]

The Telegraph is reporting that another UFO has been spotted off the coast of Shandong Province in Eastern China and the authorities are preparing to shoot it down.

What's going on?     

ET is here at last come down to sort this godforsaken planet out..

[STEMO]

The Telegraph is reporting that another UFO has been spotted off the coast of Shandong Province in Eastern China and the authorities are preparing to shoot it down.

What's going on?     

What's going on? China pretending that they have their own interlopers, so they can't possibly be to blame for the ones over the US.

[Sir Tigger KC]

The Telegraph is reporting that another UFO has been spotted off the coast of Shandong Province in Eastern China and the authorities are preparing to shoot it down.

What's going on?     

What's going on? China pretending that they have their own interlopers, so they can't possibly be to blame for the ones over the US.

You don't believe it's little green men figures in flying saucers then?                                                 

[STEMO]

https://www.skynews.com.au/insights-and-analysis/xi-jinping-will-claim-pretext-to-bring-down-a-us-plane-over-the-south-china-sea-after-spy-balloon-fiasco/news-story/700ad18926d672478a1bd4fe3d092bf7

[Varche]

And another one shot down. Octagonal shape? Doesn’ t sound very aerodynamic.

Wouldn’t  you just love to be in the hangar where they are piecing the shot down bits together. How long before they invent something to “ catch” a whole one!

[Sir Tigger KC]

" The US military is unsure what three flying objects it shot out of the skies over North America were - and how they were able to stay aloft. "


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64620064

[Doctor Gollum]

Presumably they have managed to recover some of the one that crashed in Michigan

Imagine the response if little green men had shot down Neil when he stepped on to the sound stage moon...

[Sir Tigger KC]

Presumably they have managed to recover some of the one that crashed in Michigan

Imagine the response if little green men figures had shot down Neil when he stepped on to the sound stage moon...

You can't say that in this day and age, so I've changed it to something more suitably inclusive for you!                                                        

[Doctor Gollum]

Presumably they have managed to recover some of the one that crashed in Michigan

Imagine the response if little green men figures had shot down Neil when he stepped on to the sound stage moon...

You can't say that in this day and age, so I've changed it to something more suitably inclusive for you!                                                        

Nope, definitely men. No skirt or tits.

[dave the builder]

Presumably they have managed to recover some of the one that crashed in Michigan

Imagine the response if little green men figures had shot down Neil when he stepped on to the sound stage moon...

You can't say that in this day and age, so I've changed it to something more suitably inclusive for you!                                                        

Nope, definitely men. No skirt or tits.

Scottish men wear skirts and many men have tits 

[Raeturbo]

You shouldn’t be looking you perv🙈

[STEMO]

Oh well....maybe calling them Chinese spying devices was a bit hasty. Perhaps even calling them Chinese was a bit wide of the mark. We could have made a teensy weensy mistake.