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General Discussion Area / Three men on a hike.

« on: 07 April 2008, 18:05:32 »

 Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.
 

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed  "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." ....Poof!....  God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.


 After witnessing that, the second man prayed  "God, please give me strength
 and the tools to cross the river" ....Poof!.... God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour
after almost capsizing once.


 Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed  "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river" ....Poof!.... He was turned into a woman.  She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

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General Discussion Area / Shop

« on: 06 April 2008, 22:06:22 »

Just a thought for the shop

OOF Key Fobs, dunno if there is anything planned but I need a new one

2268

General Discussion Area / 100th Post

« on: 06 April 2008, 18:46:34 »

Heheh

Only been on here a few days and done a 100 posts allready.

Doesnt time fly when you are injoying yourself

2269

General Discussion Area / The Truth abd Nothing But The Truth

« on: 05 April 2008, 20:07:22 »

2270

General Discussion Area / DVLA Eye Test

« on: 05 April 2008, 21:07:07 »

2271

General Discussion Area / IPod & PDA

« on: 05 April 2008, 22:47:31 »

Anyone know of a cheap place for getting IPod and PDA repairs.

My PDA is an HP1640 and not worth much but handy for keeping in the car with Tomtom on it and also for keeping notes/diary etc.  Plus had the odd game and few video clips on for amusment whilst stuck in traffic.

Would be a shame to see it go to waste, it has some sort of charging problem.

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General Discussion Area / Catch Me If You Can

« on: 05 April 2008, 22:13:27 »

2273

General Discussion Area / Opps

« on: 05 April 2008, 21:52:22 »

2274

General Discussion Area / It must be me

« on: 04 April 2008, 15:24:50 »

Hi

Can some kind person please give a quick how to guide on how to insert a picture for me.

I have tried clicking the inest image and media icons but cant fathom it out.

Sorry for coming accros as a "Total Thicko"

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General Discussion Area / V6 Engine Oil

« on: 01 April 2008, 15:47:10 »

Am ready for an oil change on my 2.5

Was wondering what brand etc to put in.

Is the synthectic stuff worth using.

I dont do a lot of miles,

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General Discussion Area / Tyre Talk

« on: 30 March 2008, 23:21:25 »

I have a 2.5 V6 GLS Auto

1999 V Plate.  Done 62,000

I bought it in August 2006 and have done arround 4000 miles in it since then.

I have Avon ZV3's all round on it.

Most mileage is local town/village drivng returning 18/22 mpg depending on my mood.

A run out for me is from Rotherham to Mansfield (Outskirts) and the best MPG I have seen was 33 Mpg

Reading the talk on Costco/Nitrogem/Michein tyres  I was wondering what members thoughts on Price/Value/Performance were and which tyres suited the Omega best.

The reason I ask is that I am thinking of selling the GLS and going for an Elite and the main worry is going for a different tyre to the Avon but ending up with something that develops any road noise/hum.  Plus returning worse fuel consumption verses performance.

The Avons seem to do a decent job, good in the wet etc

Value any feedback from members.