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General Discussion Area / Favorite Roads.
« on: 11 April 2008, 23:27:58 »
I was reading the thread "Does your car have a personality effect on you ?" earlier and it took me back to a journey I went on years ago.

I helped a mate take some parts up near Edinborough setting off at 5am one morning, his intention was to take the A1 all the way.

On the way up I was studying the map and talked him in to going up the A1 onto the A696 and then A68 up through Jedborough with the journey ending in Dalkeith.

OMG what a journey, the scenery , the roads, you could see for miles in places and all I could think about at the time was borrowing something like a Lancia Y10 and giving it some welly all the way rather than being sat in a grubby transit pick up.

20 years on, older and wiser (well one of those comments is correct a least) and owning a V6 miggy the comments Marks DTM Calib made  

No, I find that the music I listen to does....and what mood I am in.

I am always in Merc baiting mood and enjoy out cornering front wheel drive cars and watching them fight the understeer......other times is cruse on, stereo up, sunroof open and sun glasses on....   just took me back to thinking that a drive to Dalkeith would suit the miggy down to the ground, and then carry on up to Aberdeen to vist some relatives for a few days.

Allthough many years ago it is one of those roads I would love to experince in the right car and at the time I would of said a nice powerfull sports car, but now, It's gatta be a V6 Miggy.

Just wondering what to load in to the CD Changer for the trip.   :D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Where do you get these from?
« on: 11 April 2008, 18:56:54 »
Just noticed the top of the rear windsreen, never seen a spoiler fitted there on a miggy saloon before.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Whom Is Jack Schitt?
« on: 11 April 2008, 23:04:01 »
 ;D ;D :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: this is good
« on: 11 April 2008, 23:39:42 »
Thats so funny, I wouldnt dare try it for the fear of getting attacked.

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General Discussion Area / Re: very funny
« on: 12 April 2008, 00:10:55 »
HAHA    :y :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: any more jokes??
« on: 12 April 2008, 00:56:06 »
 :y :y :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: big tanker
« on: 11 April 2008, 23:31:25 »
EEEKKK!!!!

Would hate that to topple over and burst a tank

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General Discussion Area / Re: Plumber
« on: 10 April 2008, 22:54:24 »
Cheers Debs.

It might take a long time yet.

It's been huting since I was 10 years of age after a traffic accident, I am 47 this month, so I aint holding my brath lol.

But please accept my appologies for copying your post, it certainly wasnt intentional.   :-[

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General Discussion Area / Re: Plumber
« on: 10 April 2008, 21:44:23 »
but then again, feeling well or ot may Brain hurts anyway.   ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Plumber
« on: 10 April 2008, 21:43:03 »
not feeling well

my brain HURTS :-/

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General Discussion Area / Plumber
« on: 10 April 2008, 21:23:50 »
A plumber dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the Angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand.

Just when he thinks things can't possible get any better, Saint Peter himself runs over, apologises for not greeting him personally at the Pearly Gates, shakes his hand and says "Congratulations son, we've been waiting a long time for you!"

Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the heavenly-draftee sheepishly looks at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I tried to lead a God fearing life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10 commandments, but congratulations for what? I honestly don't remember doing anything really special when I was alive."

Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the man's modesty. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old! God himself wants to see you!"

The man is awe struck and can only look at Saint Peter with his mouth agape. When he regains his power of speech, he looks up at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I lived my life in the eternal hope that when I died I would be judged by God and be found to be worthy, but I only lived to be forty."

That's simply impossible my son, says Saint Peter. "We've added up your time sheets."

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General Discussion Area / Re: Tourist
« on: 10 April 2008, 21:19:01 »
I have a load stored in a folder on a computer some where but can I heckers like find it.

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General Discussion Area / Tourist
« on: 10 April 2008, 21:11:40 »
A tourist walked into a Brighton curio/antique shop.
  
  
  
   After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze
  
   statue of a rat.
  
  
  
   It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided to buy it
   anyway.
  
  
  
   He took it to the owner and said: 'How much is this bronze rat?'
  
  
  
   The owner replied: 'It's £12 for the rat, and £100 for the story.'
  
  
  
   The tourist gave the owner his £12 and said: 'I'll just take the rat, You
  
   can keep the story.'
  
  
  
   As he walked off down the street, he noticed that a few real rats had
  
   crawled out of the sewers and begun following him.
  
  
  
   This was a little disconcerting, so he started to walk a little faster,
  
   but within a couple of blocks the swarm of rats had grown to hundreds,
   and
  
   they were all squealing and screeching in a very menacing way.
  
  
  
   He increased his speed & ran on towards the beach, and as he ran, he
  
   looked behind him and saw the rats now numbered in their MILLIONS, and
  
   they were running faster & faster. By now very concerned, he ran down to
  
   the end of the pier and threw the bronze rat far out into the water.
  
   Amazingly, the millions of real rats jumped into the water after it and
   were all drowned.
  
  
  
   The man walked back to relate all this to the shop owner, who said: 'Ah,
  
   you've come back for the story then?'
  
  
  
   'No,' said the tourist, 'I came back to see if you've got a bronze Muslim
   Fundamentalist Cleric, a couple of immigrants, a Man U supporter and
   anything French!'

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General Discussion Area / Re: Joke de jour....
« on: 10 April 2008, 19:59:50 »
 ;D :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: manifold done
« on: 10 April 2008, 09:59:36 »
Nice one, job well done, when can you book me in lol.

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