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[Raeturbo]

Far as I’m concerned if they don’t produce a body he’s still at large.

[Rangie]

Body recovered today , knew it would pop up eventually just waiting for confirmation of ID. Pop it with a knife & burn the bastard.

[Raeturbo]

Yes and even that’s too good for the cowardly bastard

[redelitev6]

Now been confirmed , they've identified his rotting corpse .

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Now been confirmed , they've identified his rotting corpse .

Apparently he has just had a Muslim funeral.

[Doctor Gollum]

There's a kebab joke in there somewhere.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

There's a kebab joke in there somewhere.

He is a Christian man.

No idea why he had a Muslim send off.

[Doctor Gollum]

Perhaps they could fit him in sooner 

[dave the builder]

maybe they had 72 virgins close to their 'use by date'   
 I'm not sure how it works , I haven't read the Quran

[Doctor Gollum]

maybe they had 72 virgins close to their 'use by date'   
 I'm not sure how it works , I haven't read the Quran

I think you'll find that it reads much like the Old Testament the Torah... Boy meets girl, the realise they're naked and chaos ensues... Fast forward a few generations and some chap with a beard had to sacrifice his son to appease some angry bloke with a beard and an anger management problem... (Sidenote... Is he short and ginger ) Son of sacrificed son (don't ask, it made no sense to me either) invades Egypt. They get upset and got chased across the Red Sea and Israel was created.

The rest, as they say, is history.

[dave the builder]

maybe they had 72 virgins close to their 'use by date'   
 I'm not sure how it works , I haven't read the Quran

I think you'll find that it reads much like the Old Testament the Torah... Boy meets girl, the realise they're naked and chaos ensues... Fast forward a few generations and some chap with a beard had to sacrifice his son to appease some angry bloke with a beard and an anger management problem... (Sidenote... Is he short and ginger ) Son of sacrificed son (don't ask, it made no sense to me either) invades Egypt. They get upset and got chased across the Red Sea and Israel was created.

The rest, as they say, is history.

Thanks Al  saves me having to read it 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

maybe they had 72 virgins close to their 'use by date'   
 I'm not sure how it works , I haven't read the Quran

72 virgins at the same time is enough to kill any man.

[dave the builder]

maybe they had 72 virgins close to their 'use by date'   
 I'm not sure how it works , I haven't read the Quran

72 virgins at the same time is enough to kill any man.

It's a lor of teaching 
maybe wheel out the BIG CRT TV and VHS tape player for them ALL first 

[Rangie]

I rather have a dirty fu**ing bitch than a virgin, these religious lunatics haven't got a clue..😂

[dave the builder]

I rather have a dirty fu**ing bitch than a virgin, these religious lunatics haven't got a clue..😂

Indeed 
pressure wash her first though