Omega Owners Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Welcome to OOF

Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5  All   Go Down

Author Topic: Adedi...  (Read 10750 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Raeturbo

  • Omega Lord
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • South Wales
  • Posts: 7362
    • Mv6 3.2 Mitsi Evo2. XJ8
    • View Profile
Re: Adedi...
« Reply #45 on: 11 February 2024, 22:35:01 »

Far as Iím concerned if they donít produce a body heís still at large.
Logged
Laying a rubber road.

Rangie

  • Omega Lord
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Lincolnshire
  • Posts: 5398
    • RRS TDV8 Subaru Forester
    • View Profile
Re: Adedi...
« Reply #46 on: 20 February 2024, 12:04:32 »

Body recovered today , knew it would pop up eventually just waiting for confirmation of ID. Pop it with a knife & burn the bastard.
Logged
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level & beat you with their experience.

Raeturbo

  • Omega Lord
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • South Wales
  • Posts: 7362
    • Mv6 3.2 Mitsi Evo2. XJ8
    • View Profile
Re: Adedi...
« Reply #47 on: 20 February 2024, 18:42:44 »

Yes and even thatís too good for the cowardly bastard
Logged
Laying a rubber road.

redelitev6

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • 0
  • Posts: 2321
    • View Profile
Re: Adedi...
« Reply #48 on: 23 February 2024, 21:52:15 »

Now been confirmed , they've identified his rotting corpse .
Logged

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Utopia
  • Posts: 31661
  • Speaking sense, not Woke PC crap
    • View Profile
Re: Adedi...
« Reply #49 on: 27 March 2024, 15:12:39 »

Now been confirmed , they've identified his rotting corpse .

Apparently he has just had a Muslim funeral.

Logged

Doctor Gollum

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • In a colds and darks puddleses
  • Posts: 28262
  • If you can't eat them, join them...
    • Feetses.
    • View Profile
Re: Adedi...
« Reply #50 on: 27 March 2024, 16:01:34 »

There's a kebab joke in there somewhere.
Logged
Onanists always think outside the box.

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Utopia
  • Posts: 31661
  • Speaking sense, not Woke PC crap
    • View Profile
Re: Adedi...
« Reply #51 on: 27 March 2024, 16:04:13 »

There's a kebab joke in there somewhere.

He is a Christian man. ::)

No idea why he had a Muslim send off. :)
Logged

Doctor Gollum

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • In a colds and darks puddleses
  • Posts: 28262
  • If you can't eat them, join them...
    • Feetses.
    • View Profile
Re: Adedi...
« Reply #52 on: 27 March 2024, 16:31:49 »

Perhaps they could fit him in sooner  :-\
Logged
Onanists always think outside the box.

dave the builder

  • Omega Lord
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Derbyshire
  • Posts: 7797
    • omega b2 2.6 cdxi
    • View Profile
Re: Adedi...
« Reply #53 on: 27 March 2024, 16:38:39 »

maybe they had 72 virgins close to their 'use by date'   :-\
 I'm not sure how it works , I haven't read the Quran
Logged

Doctor Gollum

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • In a colds and darks puddleses
  • Posts: 28262
  • If you can't eat them, join them...
    • Feetses.
    • View Profile
Re: Adedi...
« Reply #54 on: 27 March 2024, 16:49:13 »

maybe they had 72 virgins close to their 'use by date'   :-\
 I'm not sure how it works , I haven't read the Quran
I think you'll find that it reads much like the Old Testament the Torah... Boy meets girl, the realise they're naked and chaos ensues... Fast forward a few generations and some chap with a beard had to sacrifice his son to appease some angry bloke with a beard and an anger management problem... (Sidenote... Is he short and ginger :-\) Son of sacrificed son (don't ask, it made no sense to me either) invades Egypt. They get upset and got chased across the Red Sea and Israel was created.

The rest, as they say, is history.
Logged
Onanists always think outside the box.

dave the builder

  • Omega Lord
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Derbyshire
  • Posts: 7797
    • omega b2 2.6 cdxi
    • View Profile
Re: Adedi...
« Reply #55 on: 27 March 2024, 17:07:51 »

maybe they had 72 virgins close to their 'use by date'   :-\
 I'm not sure how it works , I haven't read the Quran
I think you'll find that it reads much like the Old Testament the Torah... Boy meets girl, the realise they're naked and chaos ensues... Fast forward a few generations and some chap with a beard had to sacrifice his son to appease some angry bloke with a beard and an anger management problem... (Sidenote... Is he short and ginger :-\) Son of sacrificed son (don't ask, it made no sense to me either) invades Egypt. They get upset and got chased across the Red Sea and Israel was created.

The rest, as they say, is history.
;D
Thanks Al  :y saves me having to read it  ;D
Logged

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Utopia
  • Posts: 31661
  • Speaking sense, not Woke PC crap
    • View Profile
Re: Adedi...
« Reply #56 on: 27 March 2024, 17:10:25 »

maybe they had 72 virgins close to their 'use by date'   :-\
 I'm not sure how it works , I haven't read the Quran

72 virgins at the same time is enough to kill any man. ::) ::) >:D
Logged

dave the builder

  • Omega Lord
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Derbyshire
  • Posts: 7797
    • omega b2 2.6 cdxi
    • View Profile
Re: Adedi...
« Reply #57 on: 27 March 2024, 17:23:13 »

maybe they had 72 virgins close to their 'use by date'   :-\
 I'm not sure how it works , I haven't read the Quran

72 virgins at the same time is enough to kill any man. ::) ::) >:D
It's a lor of teaching  :o
maybe wheel out the BIG CRT TV and VHS tape player for them ALL first  ;)
Logged

Rangie

  • Omega Lord
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Lincolnshire
  • Posts: 5398
    • RRS TDV8 Subaru Forester
    • View Profile
Re: Adedi...
« Reply #58 on: 27 March 2024, 17:27:15 »

I rather have a dirty fu**ing bitch than a virgin, these religious lunatics haven't got a clue..😂
« Last Edit: 27 March 2024, 17:29:07 by Rangie »
Logged
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level & beat you with their experience.

dave the builder

  • Omega Lord
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Derbyshire
  • Posts: 7797
    • omega b2 2.6 cdxi
    • View Profile
Re: Adedi...
« Reply #59 on: 27 March 2024, 17:31:33 »

I rather have a dirty fu**ing bitch than a virgin, these religious lunatics haven't got a clue..😂
Indeed  :)
pressure wash her first though  :P
Logged
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5  All   Go Up
 

Page created in 0.011 seconds with 17 queries.